This week, the Hotties are giving the 1997 Rodger and Hammerstein's Cinderella the deep dive it deserves [1:30]. They discuss iconic lines, iconic lewks (including but not limited to Whitney's wig), and provide the bold fantasy re-cast that no

Hotties Classic: Let Us T'Challa Atcha

Feb 3rd, 2021 54m 56s

...hey so, have you heard about the pandemic? The pan dulce? The panna cotta?!! Well, the Hotties are living it too and are taking a much-needed break this week. In this re-broadcast, the Hotties celebrate Black History Month 2018. They share

What's Your Kink?

Jan 20th, 2021 58m 7s

This week, the CT & KW reflect on the Y'All-Qaeda Insurrection [2:07], the quarantine drama Locked Down [13:57], and Armie Hammer's whole gross endealment [36:50]. //Spoiler alert: the gross part isn't the kink; it's the abuse.// And as always,

The Pumps Will Buy You Time

Jan 6th, 2021 1h 17m

This week, the Hotties opine about the idea of "New Year" and try to discover what, if anything, they are taking from the concept [1:30-14:00]. Then, CT & KW welcome you to The Bridge—AKA a spoilerific conversation about Bridgerton, of course [

Aggressively Middling, Oppressively Long

Dec 23rd, 2020 1h 22m

Season's greetings from your unfriendly neighborhood Hotties! This week, CT and KW kick things off with a little Holleration –– they're talking about Chani Nicholas's new astrology app, Chani, and the harsh realities of living in the subscripti

The Cookie in the Room

Dec 9th, 2020 1h 14m

The week, the Hotties are discussing Letitia Wright [1:35], their latest baking obsessions [16:45], and Hulu's gay holiday romcom Happiest Season [35:40]. As always, they close the show with culture for you to Get Involved with [1:09:11]. Join

We're Crowning

Nov 25th, 2020 54m 20s

This week, the Hotties start with a spoiler-filled discussion of The Crown, Season 4 [1:54]. Who do we want to step on us? Who needs a swift punch to the trachea? CT and KW dive deep into these and many other important questions in this hard-hi

So, That Happened.

Nov 11th, 2020 59m 45s

Listener, beware –– this episode is a post-election brain dump. CT and KW got thoughts, they got feelings, and they got TIME. The Hotties will resume their regularly scheduled programming next week. This episode contains swearing and the N-wor

Flavor-Blasted Hotties

Oct 21st, 2020 1h 9m

This week, the Hotties start with a conversation about National Coming Out Day and what it does (or doesn't) mean to them [2:18]. Next, they pay homage to the late, great Thirst Aid Kit –– discussing their favorite episodes and sharing a few t

One Fame-O, Please

Oct 7th, 2020 1h 17m

This week, the Hotties talk about civility –– who deserves it? Who doesn't? And what does it all meaaaaaaan?? [2:08] Next, they bravely pull tarot cards on air and talk about the ways they use tarot for self-reflection [25:06]. They wrap up wit

Meat, the Final Frontier

Sep 23rd, 2020 1h 8m

This week, the Hotties dive deep into season 1 of the reality TV sensation Selling Sunset [1:39], share some of their go-to recipes [30:38], and discuss the sociopolitical dynamics of celebrity nudity in pop culture [43:07]. And of course, they

A Pretty Gay Episode

Sep 9th, 2020 1h 6m

That’s right, the Hotties have decided to grace you with a special bonus episode! Instead of their signature cold takes, CT & KW are here with some *~hot *~ takes on recent events! (...don't get used to it.) They discuss Jessica Krug and academ

Himbos and Hot Sauce

Sep 2nd, 2020 1h 13m

This week, the Hotties dive deep on their favorite himbos [1:35], essential "flavor agents" for the home cook [25:36], and one of the albums of the summer, Gaslighter [53:42]. As always, they have plenty of culture recommendations for you to ge

Booty Hunter

Aug 19th, 2020 1h 3m

Your Hotties have another barn burner of an episode for you this week! They return to roots for some Nonsense in Higher Ed to discuss one of the wilder cases of academic catfishing that has ever occurred [2:00-13:20]. Next, there are things to

They Were On A Break

Aug 5th, 2020 1h 14m

Greetings to listeners old and new! This week, CT and KW discuss plague times and their summer of discontent [1:36], the entanglement heard round the world [24:40], and Beyonce’s latest masterpiece, Black Is King [46:20]. Plus, as always, they’

Brain Worms

Jan 15th, 2020 1h 8m

It's 2020 and the Unfriendly Black Hotties are back in your ears! First up, a conversation about the Oscars [1:45]! Who got snubbed? Why do we care? What is the point of the Oscars anymore? Then, CT takes you on journey as she tries to work out

Mommi V. Mommi

Nov 13th, 2019 45m 57s

Featured in this week's episode: Let Me Holla At You, in which we shout about recent grievances and new discoveries [1:25] Mommi V. Mommi, in which we discuss the exceedingly charming Maleficent: Mistress of Evil [9:09] Queer Eye: We're in Jap

Reboot Swimfan

Oct 23rd, 2019 1h

Your Hotties are here with an extended Get Involved episode. First, they dive into the 2002 classic (?) Swimfan, a movie that is CERTAINLY wilder than you remember [1:34]. Then, CT & KW share how they have been dragged to hell and back by the E

Proverbial Teat

Oct 9th, 2019 56m 41s

Happy Wednesday! This week, your hotties are dishing about Showtime’s exquisite Couples Therapy—yes, CT is in love with Orna [1:20]. Then, the THRILLING return of of Hey, Facts Tho, because your Hotties love knowledge [26:39]! They finish the

J.Lo, Step On My Neck

Sep 25th, 2019 53m 11s

LOOK OUT, YOUR HOTTIES ARE BACK! That's right, CT and KW are back with a fresh episode, featuring: Life Updates [1:43]! What has moving done to CT's brain? What is grad school like for KW? Then the Hotties have a spoiler filled chat about the g

Episode 1: Like, Realizing Stuff

Apr 16th, 2019 41m 25s

Kyndall is learning to trust her gut. Jordan isn't absorbing problems anymore. Neither have an outfit for Easter. Welcome to Unfriendly Black Hotties! Follow us on Instagram @unfriendlyblackpod

Episode 0: The Jump Off

Apr 11th, 2019 45m 40s

Welcome to Unfriendly Black Hotties! Hosted by Jordan and Kyndall - two black millennials trying to sort out life one recording at a time. Follow our podcast on IG - @unfriendlyblackpod

Cory and the Cop

Apr 3rd, 2019 1h 10m

Happy April Fam, the Hotties are back! CT & KW start the episode with their take on the deeply messy college admissions scandal, plus a conversation about the lack of support minority faculty are getting at Yale, and what those faculty have de

Oh, THAT Tesseract

Mar 13th, 2019 55m 14s

The Hotties are back with a pop-culture-filled extravaganza! First, they drop some truth bombs that have stuck with them from therapists over the years [2:36]. Being a person is hard AF, but some sage advice (however brutal) from paid professio

Down in the DMs

Feb 6th, 2019 56m 51s

The Hotties are BACK IN ACTION for 2019, and there is been so much to discuss already! First up, a quick round up of all the juiciest and silliest news from the start of the year – Bezos's Sexts, Battle of the Ellens, and more [3:15]. Nonsense