Beloved friends of the show, musical theater influencers (redacted) and (redacted), join us for 8 minutes of almost-conversation before getting triggered and leaving. Then join us for a chill 45 of wtf just happened! Are they THE WORST?? Are WE

#78 CANCELLED w/ @pels.pies

May 31st, 2018 1h 4m

Is America’s batshit aunt Roseanne fucked forever after that dumb racist tweet? Is cancelling a human being a great idea or really fucking evil? Can Roseanne ever rebrand? Did we not see this coming from her ICONIC national anthem debacle? Do y

#77 REPARATIONS w/ Daddy Doug, Brandon Collins and Jabari Brisport

May 23rd, 2018 1h 20m

Wtf happened on last week’s Race Wars?? Is Milo an ANYHOLE™ or a NEVERHOLE™? Was he right about reparations? Is Trump gonna be a reparations president to spite literally everyone? Does it even matter if we don’t fix our prisons? Daddy Doug, Bra

#76 APOCALPYSE w/ Raanan Hershberg & Dani Zoldan

May 9th, 2018 1h

Tommy is surrounded by JEWS (Dani Zoldan, owner of Stand Up NY and Raanan Hershberg, comic) and throws everyone into an Israel hole, blames them, and screams until they change the subject. Dani launched an online comedy class, and teaches us th

#75 WOLF w/ Keren & Tommy

May 3rd, 2018 53m 29s

ANYHOLE™ Michelle Wolf turned bombing in front of our nation’s most annoying audience into the best part of her set and for that we offer up all of our holes. Also! Daddy Doug makes the case for not throwing people in the garbage, a Tiffany Map

#74 DEFAULT YES w/ Keren & Tommy

Apr 25th, 2018 1h 7m

Are our minds as closed as our buttholes? Are we all a bunch of default no’s? Will we ever get the Puritan stick out our asses? How come Kanye’s cancelled but Mel Gibson isn’t? How do we shame people the right amount when online shame shames on

#73 UNCLE GEORGEOUS w/ Marie Faustin And Sydnee Washington

Apr 21st, 2018 1h 14m

Friend emeritus of the show Lisa “Left Eye” Lopez gives us #arsongoals!! Plus, is #Beyoncé Queen Bey, or is she a capitalist (we refuse to say the C word about Queen Bey)

#72 JONBENÉT MITZVAH w/ David Goldberg

Apr 11th, 2018 1h 23m

Time Out NY’s David Goldberg once ranked us 11th out of 13 best pods, but that’s because he misspelled 1! Can the New York market only sustain so many gays, queers and bitches? How many yaaaaassssses were torn from the lips of Ru Paul? Are true

#71 GOING FULL HOGG w/ “Doug”

Apr 4th, 2018 1h 7m

What silent billionaire money created the Parkland Spice Kids? And how are we co-creating them?? Listener and stable genius social policy researcher Doug brings it back to the real gun epidemic and how to make it change. @ us @unhireableshow!!

#70 RISE OF THE ASSHOLE w/ Keren And Tommy

Mar 28th, 2018 1h 9m

School shootings are creating uncomfortable kid celebrities: agree or secretly agree?? Pls @ us. Research suggests that New Yorkers are lil Machiavelli sociopath narcissist cunts, but in a good way! It's science. PLUS Tommy is clearly a racist,

#69 BEN RAPELISBERGER w/ Eli Sairs

Mar 21st, 2018 51m 8s

Heterosexual Eli Sairs is the champ! Tommy and Champ grew up under football supremacy, which is a kind of violence. Something’s different about Keren, but what??? Everyone agrees that Oscars are gay football, and no one disagrees that fag don’t

#68 IT WAS MEANT TO (PLAN) B w/ Chrissie Mayr

Mar 8th, 2018 1h 20m

Pantsless friend of the show Chrissie Mayr’s best abortion years are behind her! Some things are just meant to (Plan) B. Public fisting inspired Chrissie to do comedy, and alleged power bot-Tom Brady inspires everyone to get to fucking!

#67 THERE’S NO “WE” IN ABORTION w/ Chandler

Feb 28th, 2018 1h 37m

Dear friend of the show Chandler had her FIRST abortion last week, accompanied by Keren. Keren is a hero and brave! SPOILER: everyone agrees that life starts at conception, and that abortion is murder

#66 FRIENDS OF THE SHOW w/ Michael Zakaim

Feb 21st, 2018 1h 15m

Listener Michael Zakaim joins us at Tommy’s home for a beautiful ep and now Tommy has to move. Tommy TIME’S UPs Top Chef season 1 winner Harold Dieterle and his former business partner Alicia Nosenzo, proud failed restaurant owners, for fucking

#65 OLYMPIC TEA w/ Amini Fonua

Feb 14th, 2018 1h 20m

Amini is a FULL HALF TONGAN OLYMPIC ATHLETE y’all!!! DID YOU KNOW that Olympians are stressed out nerds who are NOT fucking??? In other news, Rose McGowan is both a mess and a friend of the show, and The Hillary is irl Tracy Flick. 🇺🇸

#64 RACE WAR w/ Von Decarlo, Jadon Woodard & Flip Bundlez

Feb 7th, 2018 1h 25m

It’s all sperm jokes and contact high until Tommy kicks off a race war by screaming Trump at people. Are white people full of shit and excuses? Are black people too triggered? Are you TEAM WHITE or TEAM BLACK? Jk lol!! We’re all on one team, an

#63 POCKETS w/ Pockets Graham

Jan 31st, 2018 1h 2m

We watch the ICONIC State of the Union on mute, which is the only correct way to watch it. Pockets has had a #metoo life of crack and murder and currently manages a halfway house, which is a terrifying house full of felons. Keren and Pockets g

#62 CONTRARIANARCHIST w/ Michael Malice

Jan 24th, 2018 1h 12m

Michael is an anarchist, which means he doesn’t believe in telling people what an anarchist is. Tommy bravely explains why his working legs refused to carry him into Night for Freedom while he and Michael have a dick-measuring contest (Keren wo

#61 DROP DEAD GORGEOUS w/ Keren and Tommy

Jan 17th, 2018 1h 9m

Remember the cruel, unwinnable 90s?? Remember when all clothes had 4 corners? Remember when Tori Spelling was so hot it upset people? Us neither!!!! We’re sooooo young!!!!!

#60 ME TOO SUPERSTARS w/ Keren and Tommy

Jan 11th, 2018 1h 4m

Oprah wins Queen Bitch and Hillary is defeated!! Meanwhile, everyone’s getting #metoo’d by #metoo, Tommy has crabs, and we rank the ME TOO SUPERSTARS of the Golden Globes. Who is YOUR #metoo breakout star of 2018? Tell us @unhireableshow!!!

#59 WHO ARE YOU WHY ARE YOU HERE w/ Chris Scopo & Chen the Hat Man

Jan 5th, 2018 1h 10m

Trump’s FAKE NEWS AWARDS are making everyone’s year and it’s only January 2!!!! We nominate us, and the lying failing media who fails!! It’s an honor. Chen doesn’t believe in not having herpes, and Scopo fucked a dead fish for a full year befor

#58 FILTHY PIG BOTTOM

Dec 28th, 2017 1h 3m

HAPPY NEW YEAR, CUNTS!!! Come kick it and blaze a fatty with us while we retrospazz over a year of FIRE ASS CONTENT and help our beloved producer Shelby transition from deep sea creature to amphibious land dweller in the new year. THANK YOU for

#57 RAPID FIRED w/ Andrew Manning

Dec 20th, 2017 1h 9m

Andrew Indian gave a double-ended dildo to his friend’s mom and accidentally #metoo ‘d someone with it (it’s not or is what you think); Tommy’s cousin gave his aunt a wrapped dildo for her birthday; and our sweet Andrew legit started puberty 3

#56 BLOWJOB GILLIBRAND w/ Keren & Tommy

Dec 13th, 2017 1h 4m

Marry/fuck/kill: Roy Moore, Roy Moore’s wife, and Roy Moore’s Jew lawyer; #metoo is ASLEEP on the Afflecks; Anderson Cooper is a cunt; Keren discovers that the B in plan B stands for Bortion

#55 #METOO w/ Keren And Tommy

Dec 6th, 2017 1h 9m

Tommy describes his #metoo and says everybody fucking relax; vape™ (vague rape) is when you don’t say rape but everyone knows what you mean; who (living) would you take down with a #metoo if you got #metoo’d? Asking for a friend. ;)