What happens when you set some absolute fools loose on a supermarket gameshow? Apparently it's this. So get ready to load up your cart and join the party as we swallow the whole store, sacrifice our bodies for 10 cents, follow the new Taylor stair standard, realize we can still make our dreams come true, fail to be the adult in the situation, become the NPC by default, sign up for a bad science experiment, fear the children who recognize their power, witness as fathers take back their day, fail even when given all the clues, honor the macaroni necklace, puff up a pig, give points for following the rules, unlock the lore on sap vampires, manage to get good at a game, take advantage of a time loop, turn every competition into a battle to the death, elect the railway cat to lead, and fail to vamp. 

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