It's spa day for the Rhondas! Eli gets a full body waxing at a sketchy day spa, Michele has an awful date at a ski lodge, Wanda writes in to get advice about his feminine shirt, and the gang get snail massages.

Runaway Rhondas

May 23rd, 2018 41m 39s

An angry mob spots the Rhondas at the Captain's candlelight vigil. Eli invents a time machine out of a wicker chair. Donald sticks his finger up his butt. Michele gets badly injured and doesn't tell anyone like usual.

Cap'n Lunch

May 16th, 2018 39m 45s

The Rhondas are being held for questioning about the disappearance of the captain of their cruise ship who crashed their liner into an iceberg (Ep. 7 - This is Your Captain Speaking). After finding themselves stranded on on an island with the

A Cat Called Mutiny

May 9th, 2018 45m 26s

Scoops tells our future, we unbox relics from a simpler time, and discuss sudden husband death syndrome, and Miracle Whip (again).80s 90s Vintage Mystery Box Limited Series 1 https://etsy.me/2wXcJ0f via @Etsy

Pokémon Go-To-The-Polls

May 2nd, 2018 38m 56s

The ins and outs of ear-cleaning, first grade trauma, and how to effectively get rid of people.

Make Me a Diamond

Apr 25th, 2018 26m 25s

Sexy Billy Mays, sight seeing in Chicago, overcoming hotdog phobia

The Touch Hole

Apr 18th, 2018 38m 51s

Adam Rippon and dat ass, pearl parties, and hot air ballooning

My Father; My Husband

Apr 11th, 2018 42m 50s

The Rhondas make a few phone calls and discuss Jewish kerfuffles, vegetarian entrees, and the urge to just drive.

Where a Kid Can Be a Kid™

Apr 4th, 2018 36m 19s

The Rhondas discuss decommissioned animatronics, vehicular masonry and moving to Avocolorado.

All-American Slammer? I Hardly All-American Know 'Er!

Mar 28th, 2018 42m 36s

The Rhondas return to the office to discuss retail hostages, faking social skills, and big black coffees.Opening Theme by Audionautux (Creative Commons Attribution)

This is Your Captain Dying

Mar 21st, 2018 38m 5s

The Rhondas are lost at sea, and running low on cigarettes which they hocked from the duty free counter while their cruise ship was sinking. Eli makes wicker chairs and seems content. Surprise musical number.