Intro banter: Yawns, CPR, the Beegees, 1980’s music, Grand Theft Auto.

(11:36) The “Other Sports Minute:” Dan teaches Andre what happened in the NBA. Jordan vs Lebron as the GOAT in the context of American exceptionalism & labor practices.

Onto football!

(25:58) COVID/Browns talk: OBJ says, “I don’t think COVID can get to me. I don’t think it’s going to enter this body. I don’t want no parts of it, it don’t want no parts of me. It’s a mutual respect.” As responsible sports journalists, we refuse to provide context.

(34:45) NFC East: Is it a competitive advantage to be in this terrible division where you only have to play against terrible teams? We discuss these teams, including the Cowboys whose season has come off the rails even though it started off the rails.

(46:47) What’s the worst team from another division that would win the NFC East? We talk about several mediocre teams that could be imaginary division champs. 

(52:34) It’s Tua time, baby! Is he the most likeable Alabama player in the league? A “see you later” to Ryan Fitzpatrick and revisiting the Fitzpatrick gauntlet.

(1:03:55) We actually talk about good teams! Just like the Chiefs last week, the Packers are DONE! (Just in case. You heard it here first.)

Quick Hits:

(1:09:00) Stefon Diggs is hilarious.

(1:12:28) Fantasy Talk: An interesting development in Andre’s fantasy league requires a strange punishment. 

(1:14:52) Salute to Service: Noted leftist activists Troy Aikman and Joe Buck make their stand.

(1:20:15) Spicy Takes of the Week: The pals keep gettin’ spicy.