BANTER: Andre eats dinner and we talk about movies. An uninformed conversation about the FDA.

(23:32) Headline of the week: Ron Rivera says Mountain Dew and Taco Bell helped him get through cancer treatment. What’s your taco bell order? We end up talking about food fads and cryptocurrency.

(49:32) WE FIX THE LEAGUE PRESENTS: TANK BOWL!!!!!!!

We’ve alluded to it before, but here it is: the OFFICIAL rules for the TANK BOWL. Mediocre teams are incentivized to lose to get a better draft pick...but no more! Free BONUS championship included.

(1:27:00) QUICK HITS

-Follow the money, Sheeple: Tyrod Taylor did NOT file a grievance against the doctor that punctured his lung.

-Are the Pittsburgh Steelers DONE?

-Spicy Takes of the Week