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(7:41) Monday Night Football - Rams/Bears
The game wasn't good but the commentators were. The Bears are a 5-2 dumpster fire. Akiem Hicks drinks 40 beers. A punter won player of the game. Time for a QB change in Chicago? But it's not who you think.
(26:39) Sunday Night Football - Seahawks/Cardinals
Russ is a robot and Kyler is a child, but both just keep on winning. Differentiating teams 1a-1b-1c-1d in the NFC West. Then, a weight-related “We Fix the League” to encourage defensive innovation with linebackers.
(42:49) Finish of the Week - Lions/Falcons
The “cooperation moment of the week” when everyone on the field wanted to score a touchdown. We break down the plays of Matthew Stafford’s 7-play, game-winning touchdown drive including ALL of the ways the refs tried to bone Detroit. DET x ATL for the sickest loss collab of all time. Time to pay Kenny Golladay and a discussion of receiver skillsets.
(1:10:45) Ohio’s Game of the Week - Browns/Bengals
The Baker Mayfield chip theory rings eternal.
(1:13:03) Thursday Night Football - Eagles/Giants
Carson Wentz is a madman. The Cowboys wheels keep falling off. We can’t stop talking about how bad the NFC East is.
(1:20:35) Andre requests medical amnesty for the guy who punctured Tyrod Taylor’s lung.
(1:23:17) Just in case: Are the Titans done? Derrick Henry loses weight.
(1:27:57) Spicy Takes of the Week
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