It's a homecoming for Hal and guest Maureen Johnson, who join forces with Mark to pick the best classic board game of them all! You'll laugh! You'll cry! You'll hear about finger Dracula, Hal's childhood therapy and barely hear Bill Lublin from

#126 - Fudgie the Whale vs Cookie Puss

4 Jul 26th, 2017 34m 36s

Carvel Ice Cream Cakes. If you grew up on the East Coast, you remember Tom Carvel's gravely voice talking about their many ice cream offerings, but at the top of those sweet treats sit two titans: Cookie Puss, the alien from the planet Birthday

#124 - Who's The Best Spider-Man?

Jul 12th, 2017 43m 3s

Spider-Man, Spider-Man/So many versions of Spider-man Who's the best, of them all?/Who will rise, who will fall? Hey there! We'll pick Best Spider-man! Come see Mark and Hal LIVE at the 5th annual Philadelphia Podcast Festival on Friday, July 2

#1 - Should You Put Ketchup On A Hot Dog?

2 Mar 4th, 2015 28m 25s

Hot Dogs have been part of American food culture for almost 150 years, and while there are a number of ways to dress up your dog, the one topping that raises the most furious debate is ketchup.Some people like the taste, while others think it'

#104 - Lethal Weapon or Die Hard?

Feb 22nd, 2017 1h 8m

Mark and Hal explore two of the greatest action film franchises of all time to come away with the ultimate victor. Will Murtaugh and Riggs be the ones to finally take down John McClain? Don't worry, everyone. We Got This.

#98 - Hot or Cold Sandwiches LIVE from a car

1 Jan 11th, 2017 32m 40s

Cold cuts. Meatball subs. PB & J. The mighty melt. With many varieties of both hot and cold sandwiches to tantalize your taste buds, which one is the best? Mark and Hal belly up to the counter and decide whether the hot or cold sandwich is best

#350 - Best Macy's Parade Balloon with Kate Micucci

Nov 22nd, 2021 44m 57s

Our pal Kate Micucci joins us to talk balloons for our 350th episode!

#347 - Best Pudding Flavor

1 Nov 3rd, 2021 44m 53s

We Got This With Mark and Hal picks the best pudding flavor of them all. This topic is now settled!

#346 - Best Halloween Costume with John Hodgman

Oct 27th, 2021 1h 17m

Super guest John Hodgman returns to help determine the best Halloween costume

#345 - Best Lead Singer with Mark McConville

Oct 20th, 2021 1h 16m

Our amazing guest Mark McConville helps us pick the best lead singer of all time.

#344 - Best Spielberg Movie

Oct 13th, 2021 47m 51s

We Got This with Mark and Hal decides the best Steven Spielberg of all time, once and for all

#340 - Most Overrated Disney Ride with Dan Sinker

1 Sep 15th, 2021 1h 25m

We welcome podcaster, writer, and all-around swell guy Dan Sinker for a tour of Disney Parks to determine the most overrated ride of them all!

#337 - Best D&D Character Class with Chris Tallman

Aug 25th, 2021 58m 42s

Getting ready to play Dungeons and Dragons for the first time? We're here to help, along with our pal Chris Tallman from the Nerd Poker podcast. We'll determine, once and for all, the best character class.

#336 - Best Dr. Seuss Book with Chris Mancini

Aug 18th, 2021 1h 1m

We're joined by our pal Chris Mancini to plumbs the depths of our collective youth and find the best Dr. Seuss book of all time, ONCE AND FOR ALL.Support Chris's Kickstarter for "Rise of the Kung Fu Dragon Master VOL 2" here!

#335 - Best Automotive Namesake

Aug 11th, 2021 51m 5s

YOU figure this one out.

#331 - Drive-In or Multiplex?

Jul 14th, 2021 45m 15s

What is the best way to go see a movie? We figure it out, once and for all.

#328 - Best Fast Food French Fry with Bill Oakley

Jun 23rd, 2021 1h 1m

We welcomed writer Bill Oakley, who's been called the Gordon Ramsey of Fast Food, to help us determine the best fast food french fry of them all. Will your choice rise to the top? Listen and find out!

#324 - Best Non-Berry Fruit

May 26th, 2021 37m 53s

Of all of our off-the-rails episodes, this is our off-the-railsiest!

#317 - Best Meal of the Day

Apr 7th, 2021 34m 47s

Breakfast. Lunch. Dinner. Everything in-between. Which is the best meal of the day? WE GOT THIS.

#314 - Dinosaurs vs Dragons - Disney Edition

Mar 17th, 2021 49m 50s

D23 put out the bracket - we're just getting it right.

#312 - Emoji or Memes?

Mar 3rd, 2021 35m 10s

Are emoji or memes are the ultimate form of communication? What about Bitmoji? FIND OUT INSIDE.

#309 - Best Monopoly Token

Feb 17th, 2021 52m 43s

Whether you love Monopoly or hate it, you have a favorite token of all time. We break down the origins of the game and come away with the token of all tokens!

#306 - Best Disney Villain Sidekick with Darin De Paul

Jan 20th, 2021 1h 38m

It's been a while since we've visited the magical land of Disney, and who better to join us than prolific Voice Over Actor and superb human being Darin De Paul? We plumb the depths of Disney Villian Sidekicks to pick the best one.

#303 - Best Way To Get Down A Snowy Hill

Dec 30th, 2020 53m 37s

Mark and Hal explore the various and sundry ways to get down a snowy hill and pick the best one!

#187 - Best Dorito

Sep 26th, 2018 50m 8s

Hal went all out and bought a LOT of different varieties of Doritos for this episode. Will Mark be able to stand all the chewing? Only one way to find out...