Here is the long-awaited last episode of 2018! Sorry for the delay, but it's probably well worth it! This week we're eating bad jelly beans, using math poorly while playing Russian roulette, reminiscing on hot but traumatic after school specials, curing our heart conditions with crack cocaine, sexually harassing lawyers, pitching a surefire hit film starring Viggo Mortensen and Christian Bale and guaranteeing both are going dong out in at least one fight scene, saying goodbye to K-Mart, gentrifying the old neighborhood with trailer park mansions, driving Californians out of Montana, visiting an academic conference on robot sex, stifling free speech on college campuses, turning a blind eye to realistic robot balls, Palabra del dia, and solving crimes around Bozeman.