Here is the long-awaited last episode of 2018! Sorry for the delay, but it's probably well worth it! This week we're eating bad jelly beans, using math poorly while playing Russian roulette, reminiscing on hot but traumatic after school special

EPISODE 263: LUMBERJACKS ALL THE WAY DOWN

Apr 11th, 2019 2h 2m

Catch 22 on Christmas trees, why aren't we thinking about our lumberjacks? New philosophical ideas, cause and effect, phone down eyes up, anti-texting and driving ad campaign starring Lil' Jon, deciphering random text messages, serial hustlers

EPISODE 262: THE CRUX

Mar 20th, 2019 1h 55m

Don't Flinch: Going ass-to-ass with an icy road in the winter, Email Chopped and Screwed Audiobooks Noise in the audio Today Was A Good Day Good Life Coaches on some cult shit It's hip to hate LOST The Mustachination of Fabe Lincoln The Goldber

EPISODE 261: POTATO POTACO

Feb 6th, 2019 1h 17m

Originally recorded in June 2018, and released here on the internet for the first time, it's Episode 261! After a seven month hiatus, Matt and Dub are back!

EPISODE 260: IN THE FLOW

Jun 27th, 2018 2h 7m

Join us this week as we wrap up the end of the season with a free-flowing, non-structured rambling good time of an episode. We pull back the curtain and discuss mixing practices, whether we should commit to one original theme song, a new love f

EPISODE 259: EARS WIDE CLOSED

Jun 13th, 2018 2h 47m

This week we're eating terrible last meals, cleaning our ears, livin' the bachelor life, volunteering and helping in Honduras, dealing vitamins in bulk, trying to name the new jingle segment, trying not to cry, and outlining a whole new movie.

EPISODE 258: THE FAJITA KING COMETH HOME

May 15th, 2018 2h 5m

This week we're trying out commercial breaks, complaining about the older generation's music, dancing with the devil, planning another off-shoot cooking podcast, getting banned on Capitol Hill, repossessing cars and homes in the UK, analyzing h

EPISODE 257: LET'S CATCHIN' UP W/ MAX & DOUG

May 2nd, 2018 2h 7m

In this FDIC insured episode we're trying to get a couple of stacks, catching up with old friends, avoiding so many assholes on the internet, reviving Palabra del Dia, shaving your head for St. Baldricks, building our brand, making fat kids fig

EPISODE 256: LOVE THE DEDICATION

Apr 4th, 2018 2h 20m

This week we're purposely collecting a bunch of money by mistake, finding our limit for how much an ass-beating is worth, getting addicted to the power, and taking a trip to SLC where we're dealing with terrible weather, staying in a suite with

EPISODE 255: GOOD AND EVIL IN THE LAND OF THE DEAD

Apr 1st, 2018 2h 22m

Final thoughts on the Smooth Cool Walkings outline before we start the first draft, how to take advantage of your city's Winter Meltaway Program, frats continue to be the worst and so is everyone on Earth, human tribe mentality, broken windows,

EPISODE 254: ALL OF LIFE IS A GAME

Mar 8th, 2018 2h 12m

SMOOTH COOL CONTEXT WARNING : DO NOT LISTEN TO THIS EPISODE UNLESS YOU'VE LISTENED TO EPISODE 253! It's butter time, people! We're talking about the weird herd-mentality that happens in traffic when flashing lights are visible, being passive-ag

EPISODE 253: SMOOTH COOL WALKINGS

Feb 15th, 2018 2h 11m

This week we're getting weird for weird's sake and showing appreciation for the art of the hustle behind the art, thinking about considering getting a massage, discussing handjob etiquette, creating awkward situations with the masseuse, exhibit

EPISODE 252: KINGMAKER MEETS THE LIZARD GOD

Feb 7th, 2018 1h 56m

This week we're discussing Kingmakers and Lizard Gods, the challenge of being a bad president nowadays, suffering a deep tissue shoulder injury, being judged by doctors, the capabilities of any given pilot, setting trends by parking illegally,

EPISODE 251: PRIMAL JUSTICE BORN OF TRAGEDY

Jan 11th, 2018 2h 19m

In Episode 251 we're taking your foot off, over-analyzing the mythology of Jason Voorhees, taking a different approach to writing the next Friday the 13th film, revisiting many classic horror movies, eating dinner in a movie theater, comparing

EPISODE 250: A POSITIVE ATTITUDE

Jan 2nd, 2018 2h 20m

We're bringing 2017 to a close by battling snow in Helena, surgically creating pockets for smuggling, finding cops on the take, refining plans for heisting ATM's, sharing our favorite hot cocoa recipes, becoming artisan wood-workers, accepting

EPISODE 249: DO NOT RESUSCITATE

Dec 13th, 2017 1h 56m

This week we're figuring out how windows work, looking for blueberry bagels, settling in to the new office space, comparing and contrasting Burger King's cheese to Wendy's' cheese, feeding the cat SpaghettiO's, equipping our desks with low ride

EPISODE 248: BETWEEN A STONE AND A HARD PLACE

Nov 24th, 2017 1h 48m

Stone's sitting in this week and we're talking about Cat/Griz football, the art of tailgating, retractions, a more in-depth Palabra del Dia, hiring strippers to harass our neighbors, hiring a hitman on the cheap in jail, getting tricked by peop

EPISODE 247: THE ROAD KNOWS

Nov 14th, 2017 1h 55m

This week we're taking local businesses to court for copping our style, revisiting best practices for winter driving, getting pretentious about drinking wine, facing a democratic recount over naming conference rooms, investing in new noodle bar

EPISODE 246: IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME

Oct 22nd, 2017 1h 35m

This week we're just catching up after three weeks off, and we're discussing why voicemail is now unnecessary, unlimited data packages that aren't actually unlimited, the S8 vs the Pixel, hindsight tech, lampshade monitors, Bixby hiccups, email

EPISODE 245: IN THE TRENCHES

Sep 24th, 2017 1h 48m

Hop in the trenches with us this week as we define the characteristics of a modern country song, finally get some justice for Stageline, raise awareness instead of actually doing something, call out wack-ass capitols, fly to ATX and get hassled

EPISODE 244: DRUNKMENTO

Sep 17th, 2017 2h

This is Drunkmento - grab a cold brew coffee because this week we've left ourselves a series of clues to figure out mysteries like: is that fountain for drinking or bathing, where is the bacon located in grocery stores, how to control and preve

EPISODE 243: CRIME SMARTER

Aug 27th, 2017 1h 37m

Why do people like La Croix?, email and shout outs, clarifying vice presidential succession, an update on Stageline Pizza, when real estate meets pizza, misjudging the lineup at the show on Friday, Mugen Hoso, Palabra del Dia (Bonus), finally c

EPISODE 243: CRIME SMARTER

Aug 27th, 2017 1h 37m

EPISODE 242: NONVIOLENT CIVIL RESISTANCE

Aug 21st, 2017 2h 16m

This week we're joined by our friend Aaron to discuss the strategy (or lack thereof) of Donald Trump and his administration, voter suppression and fraud, conservative complacency, changing minds with arguments, Nazis in the streets with torches

EPISODE 241: FRIENDSHIP FINDS A WAY

Aug 15th, 2017 1h 33m

Happy Birthday, WHGL! We're kicking off our sixth birthday with whole new outlook on life and we're talking about picking out whore-bots on facebook, slowing down for mountain bikers, better pizza intel than last week, awkwardly engaging strang