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Christmas threesome with Santa, Mrs. Claus and an elf at the mall. Gingerbread monolith discovered.

1 Dec 28th, 2020 26m 20s

Police shut Christmas mall kiosk after intoxicated Sant, Mrs. Claus and an elf had a threesome in public. Gingerbread monolith appears and then collapses on San Francisco hilltop. Man walks circumference of Earth without leaving his home town.

Floridaman has sword ritual with kidnapped lady. Florida fire fighter whips out his hose in a 7-11.

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Workers hired thugs to beat up boss for long hours. Polish priest held drug field orgies and then...

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Man arrested for having sex with a car for three years. Tennessee okays teachers with guns in class.

2 days ago 15m 10s

Man arrested for making love to a lady's car for three years nonstop. Bay Area train employees built secret homes in train stations. Tennessee passes a bill allowing public school teachers to be armed in classrooms. // Weird AF News is the only

Goofy falls on top of woman, who sues Disney. Nuns eat potato chips and now the church is angry,

3 days ago 16m 45s

Woman sues Disney after Goofy falls on top of her. Ontario resident gets a vagina and a penis paid for by public. Commercial of nuns eating potato chips in place of communion wafers sparks outrage. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news

Man kills himself with his own poisonous pet snakes. Dead lady requested Grim Reaper at funeral.

4 days ago 17m 8s

Man takes his own life using his pet snakes. Woman tips $1k because she believe the rapture was coming and then asked for her money back. Dead lady request Grim Reaper at her funeral. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted

Florida woman claims God told her to shoot up a highway during eclipse. Drunk driving on 3 wheels?

7 days ago 17m 59s

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Testicles were shown on the news instead of solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in museum.

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Mexican news station accidentally shows testicles shot instead of the solar eclipse. Employee hangs his own art in the art museum. Millennials and Gen Z are apparently splurging on groceries according to study. // Weird AF News is the only dail

Drug made from human bones is very addicting. Nine year old misses bus, steals mom's car for school.

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Drug made from human bones is an epidemic in Africa. Everyone in Japan will have last name Sato by year 2531. Nine year old takes mom's car to school after missing the bus. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comed

Chechnya bans music that's too slow but also too fast. Earthquake strikes while man gets vasectomy.

10 days ago 21m 30s

French couple with 159 cats now banned from all pets. Earthquake hits while man is getting vasectomy. Chechnya bans music that is too slow and music that is too fast. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian an

Town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offers free goats if you catch them.

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Michigan town asks mayor to stop the solar eclipse. Italian island offer free goats to anyone that catches them. Customer pulls gun on n Burger King employee for offering a discount. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted

Floridaman assaults store manager with Bible on Easter. Couple arrested for sex in front of Popeye's

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Man fires his gun downtown to celebrate his divorce. Africa threatens to deliver 20,000 elephants .

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Firefighter impersonator with garden hose arrested. Arizona claims Pluto as official planet.

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Swiss canton creating fake traffic jam to fool tourists. Firefighter impersonator with garden hose disrupts fire rescue. Pluto is claimed by Arizona as their official planet. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a com

Super Gonorrhea surging in China. Filipinos still nailing themselves to crosses, church hates it.

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Florida lady says it's not robbery, it's a "game called 21". Gallons of wine okay but no lab meat!

21 days ago 24m 5s

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Help us find the biggest weiner in baseball. Man dies after friend pumps air into his rectum.

22 days ago 15m 39s

Sports company hiring a Weiner Connoisseur to find largest Weiner in baseball. Cornwall pub lost their award because of Nazi memorabilia. Indian man died after friend pumps air into his rectum. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podc

Strippers' Bill of Rights signed in Washington. Man believed his mom a vampire and staked her.

23 days ago 16m 14s

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Titanic door that murdered Jack sold for $700k. Tennessee senate passes bill banning chemtrails?

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Man stole and ate the leg of someone killed by a train. Buying lady poop online isn't easy.

25 days ago 18m 12s

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Naked Florida woman sets fire to church and police cars. Child brought gun to daycare in lunchbox.

28 days ago 19m 50s

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Boys ages 11, 12, and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Bakery can't sell alcohol near the pyramid winery.

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Boys ages 11,12 and 16 rob a bank in Texas. Georgia couple claims movers stole their sex dominoes. Utah bakery denied liquor license because of proximity to a wine pyramid church. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by

Man offered college girls $100 to kick in the groin. Student persuaded to cut off both his feet.

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Student was persuaded to choose his feet off by a buddy for insurance money. Canadian man arrested for offering college girls $100 to kick him in the groin. Sex is back at the 2024 Olympics in Paris. // Weird AF News is the only daily weird new

Lady with two vaginas and a boyfriend for each. Cat fell into a cat of toxic chemicals.

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Cat fell into a vat of toxic chemicals in Japan. Woman with two vaginas and two boyfriends. Man banned from store he brought his service duck into. / Weird AF News is the only daily weird news podcast hosted by a comedian and recorded in a clos