It's series final time of two tv shows and a podcast! The Roswell gang is getting ready to hit the road and Liz is seeing the future. Roswell New Mexico offers a different kind of closure, but both eps feature a wedding and a slew of shippable

Ep 54: Four Aliens and a Baby & Two Sparrows in a Hole

Sep 7th, 2022 1h 6m

Tess is back and she brought the cutest baby in the universe. No, seriously, this baby actor is ultra cute in every shot. Over on Roswell, NM, Liz is losing it ("it" being her science brain) and the gang all meets up in the pocket dimension for

Ep 53: Crash & Follow You Down

Sep 7th, 2022 1h 29m

This week, we have an alien ship crash, a pocket universe proposal and a dying fiance reveal. Ryan and Patrick think that the last two happen in the wrong order.

Ep 52: Chant Down Babylon & Who Died and Made You King & Down in a Hole

Aug 29th, 2022 1h 29m

It's a three-fer episode. OG Roswell enters a Prestige TV era and Roswell New Mexico plays with a pocket dimension and Bad Liz who our hosts root for until she's mean to Rosa.

Ep 51: Panacea & Wild Wild West

Aug 24th, 2022 1h 32m

Ryan and Patrick dig into the secrets of Metachem, the dynamics of a New England boarding school and the conflict between art and commerce on OG Roswell. On RNM, Liz is living a Western fantasy in a somewhat hokey but somehow charming alt-Roswe

Ep 50: Ch-Ch-Changes & Missing My Baby

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 39m

This week, we're back with the OG Roswell episode that is darkest for Maria stans, as she blithely goes around hurting her closest friends (and Jim Valenti) by being wrapped up in her nascent record deal. But, also? It's a freaking RECORD DEAL,

Ep 49: Kiss From a Rose & Dig Me Out

Jul 28th, 2022 1h 9m

It's a double Roswell, New Mexico week! We talk Kyle/Isabel fallout, clu-velations and the moment late in the second episode that delighted Ryan the most.

Ep 48: I Married an Alien & You Get What You Give

Jul 18th, 2022 1h 15m

This week OG Roswell is stuck in a sitcom and it's pretty great! Meanwhile, per usual there is a LOT happening on RoswellNM. Including a 40's flashback, Max keeping secrets, and a Mexico hookup that may lead to a very sad Kyle.

Ep 47: A Tale of Two Parties & Dear Mama

Jun 29th, 2022 1h 38m

Your hosts start the ep discussing the OG Roswell New Years Episode! We have fun pairings, limited Alien action and a very charming Kyle. Roswell NM's Kyle is not having as good of a time, but he still might be having the best episode since he

Ep 46: Steal My Sunshine & Fly & Subterranean Homesick Alien

Jun 22nd, 2022 1h 48m

It's a all-Roswell, New Mexico ep! Patrick and Ryan return to talk through the first three episodes of the final season. There's proposal etiquette, a rundown on a slew of new characters and severe distaste for men in bars with guitars, even if

Ep. 45 I Ain't Goin' Out Like That & Never Let You Go

Oct 15th, 2021 1h

Patrick and Ryan finish the season in binge mode and the eps are all the better for it! There are alien body swaps, secret crushes and a final twist that sent one of your hosts REELING.

Ep 44: Angel of the Silences & 2 Become 1

Oct 14th, 2021 1h 3m

Woah woah woah. So much is happening in this Roswell New Mexico double-header. A preacher joins the alien fold, Liz does super science, and Rosa has a sweet storyline about pursuing her dreams. Plus, swordfights by the pool of a neat desert man

Ep 43: Samuel Rising & Tones of Home

Sep 24th, 2021 1h 20m

This week, it's Christmastime in OG Roswell, and at least one of our hosts is into it. Isabel realizes that Christmas is not just about ver vision, Kyle finds out that his dad is all about the young ladies and Max discovers that it's not all ab

Ep 42: Behind the Music & Free Your Mind

Sep 17th, 2021 1h 8m

This week Patrick consoles Ryan after a viewing of easily the most painful of all M&M breakups. Then, they break down RNM Maria's mind adventures and wish they were more pumped about the latest Michael/Alex developments.NOTE: we had some audi

Ep 41: Interruptus & Goodnight Elizabeth

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 16m

This week, Patrick and Ryan express appreciation for the Dad team up in Roswell's b-story, pity Jesse in the a-story and find a lot to like in a new episode of RNM.

Ep 40: To Have and To Hold & Bittersweet Symphony

Sep 3rd, 2021 1h 1m

This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by writer and podcaster Rachel Chapman (You've Got Hanks, Inside the Disney Vault). Together, the trio discusses the merits of a honky tonk strip club bachelor party, where a manager should sit when a band

Ep 39: Control & Killing Me Softly With His Song

Aug 25th, 2021 1h 15m

This week, join Patrick and Ryan as they examine Max's dickier tendencies and empathize with Mrs. Evans on OG Roswell and then try to remember what they love about Roswell NM.

Ep 38: Secrets and Lies & Walk on the Ocean

Aug 19th, 2021 1h 23m

This week, Patrick and Ryan are joined by Colin J. Morris. As expected, he is a delight and cottons on pretty well after not seeing a second of either Roswell in two years. On OG Roswell, the crew talks Max's trip to LA and the A+ performance t

Ep 37: Significant Others & Black Hole Sun

Aug 12th, 2021 1h 18m

Isabel has some decisions to make on OG Roswell. Meanwhile, Michael is both happy and bad at time management, but Maria is both understanding and needing something in her own life. Also, the actors playing Liz's parents are KILLING IT! Over on

Ep 36: Michael, the Guys and the Great Snapple Caper & Give Me One Reason

Aug 5th, 2021 1h 11m

With armed robbery in the recent rearview, Roswell season three gets to a very important development: Michael has friends! Of course, he almost immediately gets them all fired, but it's emotional growth. This episode also prompts Patrick and Ry

Ep 35: Busted & Hands

Jul 29th, 2021 1h 27m

It's season three on your favorite Alien soaps! First, we witness Liz and Max's descent from sweet skinnydippers to armed robbers. Then, on RNM, Liz and Max are separated but each find a great storyline for Ryan and Patrick to geek out over.

Ep 34: Baby, It's You & Off the Menu & The Departure

Mar 18th, 2021 1h 42m

Triple-header-season-ender. We have Max getting emotional, Candy being sweet as hell and and a weird middle episode that Ryan and Patrick don't really know what to do with. This week, we complete Roswell season two!

Ep 33: Cry Your Name & It's Too Late and It's Too Bad

Mar 4th, 2021 1h 17m

These episodes are just really sad and really grounded. That doesn't leave Patrick and Ryan much to be silly about, but they do their best and that's all Alex would've wanted.