Lets get caught up on life's trials and tribulations as I continually embarrass myself and eat weird foods! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: www.facebook.co

65 - The 90s

Oct 9th, 2019 17m 43s

This week we venture into the Garbage Kitchen by placing a shameful pizza delivery order. Then we talk music and reminisce about the 90s and chat about my amazing love life DONT BE JEALOUS, JOHN. YEA LETS GET #THANKSGAVIN GOING BECAUSE WE SHOUL

64 - Decisions

Oct 1st, 2019 16m 17s

This week I try to figure things out by talking myself through them and solving nothing! Other things are discussed but honestly I recorded this a week ago and I find my voice to be utterly unlistenable so I will never know what happened. Enjo

63 - Amazing, Right?

Sep 17th, 2019 22m 2s

This week I just didn’t write a description lol ok enjoy! ALSO celebrate good times with me by checking out the glorious misfits of the Civilized Creatures Podcast Network!FB: https://www.facebook.com/civilizedcreatures/Twitter: https://twi

62 - A Whole Egg

Sep 10th, 2019 29m 28s

GUYS MY LIFE IS DIFFERENT. I will use this new boyfriend for good and not evil. Listen to me talk about my life for way too long, all while suffering through subpar audio as I drive to my parents' house in the rain and scream about how exciting

61 - Bless You

Aug 27th, 2019 40m 25s

This week we discuss the origin of the phrase "bless you" and why I'm not allowed to say it, dating woes, carnival disasters, drunk kids, being mistaken for a freshman, and my love of the podcast community. It also gets a little political at th

60 - The World Already Ended

Aug 20th, 2019 41m 58s

WUDDUP PEEPS ITS ME Sorry 4 screaming, I'm super riled up and ready to fight this week for some reason, which made for some much needed ranting.Listen to me scream about my job, baby boomers, ice cream snitches (no, there is not supposed to b

59 - Your New Favorite Movie

Aug 13th, 2019 39m 5s

Welcome to Episode 59! This. Episode. Has. EVERYTHINGViolence! Crimes against people of all ages! Gypsies! Child endangerment! Goats! Creepy old forest grandfathers! Literal yodeling! Teething adults! MORE!Join me this week as I give you a

58 - Serve Me at Your Wedding

Aug 6th, 2019 26m 11s

Welcome to Episode 58! Shoot me in the face and serve me up at your wedding, boys! Today we talk about Facebook scare-moms and their stupid scare tactics, helpful tips on drinking at Applebees and how to party at Walmart, my awful dating hist

57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling

Jul 30th, 2019 1h 29m

Welcome to Episode 57 - How I Saved the Planet by Recycling*WINK* I didn't save sHiiiiTTtt including the audio file I was in the middle of when my laptop decided it needed to die peacefully in its sleep. AnYwaAYs here's what this episode is a

56 - Incels and Aliens

Jul 23rd, 2019 37m 16s

Hey guys, Michele here to apologize for my big fat potty mouth this episode. Count all the F bombs to win a prize of NOTHING. WELCOME TO THE REAL WORLD.Today we discuss the Storm Area 51 event, the dangers of incels, the mistakes of making Tw

55 - Lookin Like A Snack

Jul 16th, 2019 33m 30s

I HAVE NO IDEA WHATS GOING ON COME ON THIS JOURNEY OF THE LOST TRAIN OF THOUGHT WITH METhe moral of this weeks show is that sometimes good things happen to sh*tty people :)Get your FREE Audible 30 Day trial at www.audibletrial.com/garbage

54 - I Love That B*tch

Jul 9th, 2019 39m 58s

If you couldn't tell from the title, this episode is obviously dedicated to my grandmother. This week we discuss tasty ocean life, risky dating choices, being bullied as a child, grandmas and their not-so-secret evil sides, and a fun new alte

53 - FIREWORKS, OWCH

Jul 2nd, 2019 37m 25s

FIREWORKS, OWCH or nah?Happy birthday America! Let’s blow off our responsibilities and our hands! This week we talk about my personal hell living with my cat and we do a patriotic duet that will make you want to be dead. Also since it’s th

52 - Throwing Bricks into a Highway

Jun 25th, 2019 40m 4s

In this episode of Welcome to my Show, we go over the dark backstory of why the show exists. Also, and more interestingly, we discuss cat induced trauma, tips and tricks on how to get arrested and make it the most memorable Disney vacation, a m

51 - Electrocute Me Daddy

Jun 18th, 2019 44m 5s

Welcome to Episode 51: Electrocute Me Daddy (not Father's Day related, wow awkward timing)Today we discuss really bad things and really good things! Bohemian Rhapsody, Octomom, Pride Fest, friend breakups, Nathan For You, Ghosts and Ghouls, M

50 - It's From the Asparagus

Jun 11th, 2019 22m 24s

Episode 50: It’s From the Asparagus We’re changing it up a bit for our 50th episode and beyond! New music, new segments, same old Trash Michele! Today we talk about the juiciest details of my recent string of bad dates, produce aisle inspir

49 - Ice in my Veins

Jun 4th, 2019 20m 29s

Welcome to Episode 49: Ice in my VeinsWhat’s it called when you embarrass yourself by means of another person? Well, I don’t know, but I have an opinion. This week I break down my emotional journey through the great musical Rocketman and ex

48 - Fascinating

May 28th, 2019 37m 39s

Welcome to Episode 48 - Fascinating!This week I get a little crazy and make an impromptu phone call to my psychotic stalker/scam artist from Nigeria and call him out on his threats of sexual violence towards me. FUN! Also in the topics of dis

47 - Urban Legends

May 21st, 2019 30m 47s

This week we go exploring and learn about urban legends throughout North America including murderous rabbits, smelly yetis, axe murderers, and more! We also get a grand update on the whereabouts of my Nigerian stalker/antagonist/friend. Then I

46 - Starbucks Bullsh*t

May 14th, 2019 33m 8s

In Episode 46 we find the answers to life's toughest questions. Can vampires become sexually aroused? Does Tony Hawk exist? Will middle aged moms camp out for Starbucks' newest gimmick? Does cheese give you nightmares? Will Michele become the

45 - Diet Cherry Vanilla Smile Lite Zero

May 8th, 2019 32m 44s

It’s Mental F*ckery Awareness Month and this week is all about me telling you to smile more, but in the least degrading way possible! Ok that’s not what it’s all about. I also tell you about a crazy Nigerian scammer who’s writing a book about M

44 - Emptying the Junk Drawer

Apr 30th, 2019 32m 10s

Welcome to Episode 44!This week is the perfect mix of negativity and positivity. We discuss phone calls from Mickey Mouse, popcorn snafus, good music, weird stuff I found in my junk drawer, my stupid cat, using water unsparingly, the woes of

43 - The Happiest Place on Earth

Apr 24th, 2019 46m 32s

This week we discuss those dang dead pigs, crazy Russian experiments from the 40s, the most amazing and most deadly amusement park ever, and my plan for when time travel becomes a possibility. .:.Drinking game for this episode.:. drink every

42 - Dating Purgatory

Apr 16th, 2019 26m 55s

Episode 42: This week we talk Post Office arguments, being overwhelmed, bad dates, how to reciprocate a compliment, and escaping purgatory. PLUS join me as I eat a bunch of random things from a Korean grocery store. NEW: Patreon patrons w