The Polastris are at their wits end redefining the theoretical and the heretical thanks to one Laura Neal. We weep on the inside while tearing Laura apart for her homophobic ammunition but also wish her well upon her future endeavors away from

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part III

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 1m

We got a lot of things in the final episode, much of it simply ABJECT HORROR, but there were a few good things and at the top of that small pile of good, is the implied smash. So let's talk about it. Villanelle looks the happiest she's ever bee

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part II

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 8m

Villanelle and Eve, squatting in bush, then K-I-S-S-I-N-G!! We are here at what Laura dubbed the "piss kiss", but first, our favorite murder sapphics have stumbled upon an unassuming het couple with matching scars, and now they must all share a

The End of Killing Eve: "Hello Losers" Part I

Aug 22nd, 2022 1h 4m

Wow, we're back friends! Finally f*cking back with our recap of the final episode, of the final goddamn season of Killing Eve. After marinating on the depravity given to us by Laura Neal for the past few months, we're displeased to report that

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part III

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 7m

Come with me and you'll be, in a world of Laura Neal's creation. Take a look, bra ta ta taaa, into her confabulations!!!!! We'll begin with some worms,on Gunn's sapphic island of horrors, hunting pigs, and dirty nails, defy gay explanation!!! L

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part II

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 4m

Hey hoes, we're back in this bihhh, but we still haven't started the recap 🤣 We continue on our tangents about gay mess and pirates, including a short jaunt into time travel, before finally delving into episode 7 of Series 4 entitled "Making D

The End of Killing Eve: "Dead Things" Part I

Aug 3rd, 2022 1h 11m

You guys, it's been MONTHS, and we're still not over the ending of Killing Eve. In the weeks since Laura Neal decided to debut her depraved homophobic fantasies before our eyes, we've accepted that we'll never be over it, and that all we can re

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part III

Apr 20th, 2022 1h 14m

We've reached the end of our prologue, but it is only the beginning of our deconstruction of Killing Eve. In this final part of the prologue we rundown the plethora of wonderful article headlines, detailing the utter failure of the writers, Sal

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part II

Apr 20th, 2022 1h 11m

In part two of our prologue, we continue going in on Laura Neal's decidedly homophobic Decider article. After raging for several more minutes, we take a break to examine the absolutely bewildering words of Sally Woodard Gentle, before heading b

The End of Killing Eve: Prologue Part I

Apr 20th, 2022 1h 22m

Well damn, Killing Eve is officially over and it's left us feeling a way. After sitting with the final two episodes for a week, much like a meal at a friendly familiar gathering, in this prologue the Polastris begin to recall moments in which t

4.06 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" Part II

Apr 10th, 2022 52m 54s

Dark!Eve continues to rise! We're back to recap part two of "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" and discuss the continued leveling up of Eve Polastri. Where's it all leading to? Will her journey with Villanelle be paralleled to that of Cupid and Psyche

4.06 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" Part II

Apr 10th, 2022 52m 54s

4.06 "Oh Goodie, I'm the Winner" Part I

Apr 9th, 2022 1h 1m

Salutations fellow clowns! We're officially 2 episodes away from the end of Killing Eve, are you ready for the smash!!!! We knew gay mess was bound to go down between Eve, Villanelle, and Helene, but we didn't expect it to be so soon. Join us a

4.05 "Don't Get Attached"

Mar 30th, 2022 1h 36m

The Polastris take on Carolyn’s Pinner this episode! Will the flashbacks of seasons past alter the flavor of the backstory being built before our eyes? Will Eves’ shenanigans take us out the paint? Or will the sapphic vapors lead her to discove

4.04 "It's Agony And I'm Ravenous" Part II

Mar 26th, 2022 53m 51s

We're back for part two to recap the darkest part of this episode, and that is the conclusion of the Gay Games between Helene and Eve. Two Sapphic murderers decided to Netflix and chill, and we don't think we'll ever be over it. What of the mis

4.04 "It's Agony And I'm Ravenous" Part I

Mar 26th, 2022 1h 6m

Greetings friends! We have reached the halfway point of the series and not nary a smash has been had! In this episode, Candice and Terrence recap the gaucheries that was “Cuba”, the additional missing hours, and where our faves end up by the ep

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Killing Eve Snackisode 403.5 - Sapphic Terrorism and Betrayal Part II

Mar 22nd, 2022 1h 15m

We're back with part two, as we answer a handful of the many inbox queries in this portion of the Snackisode. Tensions are rising as those who are an episode ahead aren’t the happiest. Are we still on the road to a Villaneve smash or is the fan

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Killing Eve Snackisode 403.5 - Sapphic Terrorism and Betrayal Part II

Mar 22nd, 2022 1h 15m

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Killing Eve Snackisode 403.5 - Sapphic Terrorism and Betrayal Part I

Mar 22nd, 2022 1h 20m

Greetings from the bad place! In this weeks Snackisode, Candice and Terrence attempt to justify the choices made in the season so far, but with the Polastris running on low faith as Terrence is resigned to doom and gloom, can Candice light the

4.03 "A Rainbow in Beige Boots" Part II

Mar 16th, 2022 1h 19m

We were warned there would be highs and lows for those who were team Villaneve yet we still were not ready for what appeared on screen! As the recap continues, join us as we cling desperately to what we know for sure while the show drives us ev

4.03 "A Rainbow in Beige Boots" Part I

Mar 16th, 2022 1h 11m

Where is the love? In classic clown fashion Candice and Terrence lament on the opera like queer despair on display, by splicing vintage opera pieces that came to mind! Listen along as these queers breakdown all of the just and unjust goings on

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Killing Eve Snackisode 402.5 - The Curious Case of Eve Polastri Part III

Mar 12th, 2022 1h 25m

We asked and you’ve answered: getting into the inbox to collectively console and comfort the fandom as we express concerns about connectivity and the overall vision. Is this the cost of the payoff we crave? Will we still want it after this emot

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Killing Eve Snackisode 402.5 - The Curious Case of Eve Polastri Part II

Mar 12th, 2022 1h 9m

Hey hoes, we're back for part two and Candice is still screaming about her Faux Jafari muse as she desperately tries to make sense of Eve Polastri and her het shenanigans. We also ponder, how often did Nelle write Eve, and what could she have p

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Killing Eve Snackisode 402.5 - The Curious Case of Eve Polastri Part I

Mar 12th, 2022 1h 20m

Greetings fellow clowns, and welcome to another melodramatic AF episode of Well Well Villanelle! Because we're still mourning the events of "Don't Get Eaten" we decided to open up the show, with what felt like the most appropriate music we coul

4.02 "Don't Get Eaten"

Mar 9th, 2022 1h 43m

Hey hoes, we're here to recap, but still very much in the dolefuls. As a result, this just might be the shortest Killing Eve recap we've ever done. Between Terrence's drunken quietness and Candice's unbridled rage, many a pregnant pause was had