Hey hoes! Yes it’s us, we’re back and already in full clown makeup contour. Do you ever casually surf on the internet hoping to Sappho that a sign from the heavens concerning your one true pair would manifest itself? Us too- but sometimes “signs” e.g. SPOILERS will just assault our eyes, without any warning, and that’s what happened last week.

Perhaps you already know wtf we’re talking about. Maybe you’ve seen the pictures. Either way, DO NOT play this episode if you’re still trying to avoid spoilers for Series 5. Stay in the light, you sweet summer child. 

For the rest of you down in the muck with us ☺️, join us as we muse and theorize on WHAT THEE HELL these photos could mean.

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Chapter Marks:

00:30 - Our final preseason!

05:50 - Revelations

06:02 - Did the end of Killing Eve get spoiled?!

11:41 - The Killing Eve official account is still trolling

12:26 - The tease, that teased, absolutely nothing

21:56 - Preview or prank? You decide

25:53 - Musings

25:59 - Spoilerly photos tell a tale

38:20 - Many lies and many truths in the Daily Mail

47:08 - Musing on these RIDICULOUS set photos

END OF PART I

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