TRANSCRIPT: Here at Savannah, we’re all about efficiency. Sometimes this means we have to deal with workplace accidents and human disposal. But do you think Savannah would bother with mass graves? No. Our soon to be patented human incineration devices will render your leftover employee biomass safe and inert for reintroduction to the Savannah ecosystem. With our proprietary hydroponic systems, your employee corpses can be used to grow healthy, sustainable lunches for you and your coworkers. Our community is depending on you to keep company expenses low and morale high. Remember, if someone has to die at work, make sure they’re off the clock!
ADDITIONAL NOTES: Written, Recorded, and Produced by Brad Colbroock. Show Website located at whatwillbehere.crd.co
. Social Media is WhatWillBeHere on Twitter and Instagram.