Special deputy journalist Karl (Up There in Canada) files a report from a Toronto-area McDonald's that happens to be in the 2024 total solar eclipse's path of totality.

329 - Easter Egg Hunt

25 days ago 18m 36s

On a special Easter edition of the program, my plan to spread the Good News about McDonald's Pizza via Easter egg hunt is thwarted by an agent of the cloth.

328 - Chicken Pizza Blessing

Mar 24th, 2024 17m 8s

Upon learning that Chick-fil-A is now serving pizza, I seek to discover whether it is prepared in the same way as the restaurant's standard menu items (blessed by Jesus Ben-David, a.k.a. The Christ).

327 - Dumpster Diving

Mar 15th, 2024 17m 7s

To make sure McDonald's Pizza does not fall victim to rising fast food costs, I test a plan to secure a cheap pizza crust supply chain by fishing them out of dumpsters.

326 - Declining to Run

Mar 9th, 2024 12m 21s

After careful consideration, I have decided not to run for president of the United States, and I contact my journalist colleagues to let them know why.

325 - Mea Culpa (My Bad)

Mar 1st, 2024 20m 5s

Upon further review and contact from the KFC corporation's legal team, I issue some retractions and clarifications about statements I made concerning the KFC Chizza.

324 - Chizza

Feb 23rd, 2024 18m 18s

As KFC is poised to introduce a monstrous chicken/pizza hybrid product called the Chizza, I arrange to care for the poor victims who may be affected.

323 - The Panzerotti

Feb 16th, 2024 15m 44s

I go undercover to investigate the mysterious success of McDonald's Italy's pizza-like novelty called the panzerotti.

322 - The View

Feb 9th, 2024 20m 45s

I tell the tale of my visit to The View and the unfortunate encounter I had with Ms. Whoopi Goldberg.

321 - Passing a Scottie

Jan 31st, 2024 16m 37s

On the anniversary of the publication of the second edition of my board game, I suffer a medical emergency while comparing my game to a popular competitor called Monopoly.

320 - Pizza Polling

Jan 27th, 2024 16m 45s

I incorporate a new company, Panoply Polling (a wholly owned subsidiary of Pizzaply Polling), to call people on the telephone and ask their opinions of McDonald's Pizza.

319 - Medical Mystifier

Jan 20th, 2024 20m 7s

At the risk of exposing personal details about the health of my bodily person, I reveal the reason why this episode of the program was delayed.

318 - Crust to Crust AM: CosMc's

Dec 31st, 2023 20m 1s

On my paranormal-themed sub-podcast Crust to Crust AM, I investigate the connection between McDonald's experimental new beverage restaurant CosMc's and extraterrestrials from outer space.

317 - Christmastime in the City

Dec 23rd, 2023 11m 47s

On this special Christmas edition of the program, I debut a new poem about celebrating the birthday of Christ Ben-David while living in New York City.

316 - The Internship, Part 3: The Interviews

Dec 16th, 2023 36m 35s

I interview one highly qualified candidate and one slightly less qualified candidate to be my new unpaid intern in charge of the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat".

315 - The Internship, Part 2

Nov 30th, 2023 15m 54s

After being treated rudely by my colleagues in legacy media, I seek revenge by lodging an official complaint.

314 - The Internship, Part 1

Nov 29th, 2023 15m 29s

In this first of a special two-part episode(s), my search for an unpaid intern to help me cover the McDonald's Pizza misinformation "beat" ends in utter rudeness from my respected colleagues.

313 - A Postmates Thanksgiving

Nov 21st, 2023 14m 30s

On this day of Thanksgiving, I have trouble giving thanks to Postmates, who delivered my turkey in sub-optimal condition.

312 - World Peace

Nov 14th, 2023 14m 27s

I offer the United Nations my plan to end all wars if they agree to my terms re: McDonald's Pizza.

311 - Selling Sawdust

Oct 31st, 2023 12m 31s

In an effort to gain leverage over the McDonald's Corporation, I endeavor to supply them with cheap sawdust for use in their hamburger patties.

310 - A Ouija Halloween

Oct 28th, 2023 22m 29s

On a special Halloween edition of the program, I seek spiritual/technical support for my malfunctioning Ouija board.

309 - Taylor Swift's Ronald Costume

Oct 21st, 2023 22m 37s

I am forced to travel far from home to investigate whether Taylor Swift dresses as Ronald McDonald's in her new motion picture. In the process, I befriend a fellow "journo" there to experience the experience himself.

308 - The Art of the Golden Arches

Oct 14th, 2023 13m 30s

While visiting a famous painting of a woman in gold, I was surprised to discover the galerie offered no information about this painting's relation to the McDonald's Golden Arches.

307 - Thwarting Artificial Intelligence

Sep 30th, 2023 13m

Upon learning a certain social media mogul might want to use my book to train his artificial intelligence, I endeavor to ban him from purchasing said book at his local bookseller.