My oh MY looks like SOMEONE got hit by a car & can't remember that Channing Tatum is their husband- so relatable! Sound familiar? No? Then you mustn't have seen the 2012's non-classic, The Vow! Join us as we FINALLY get back to our microphones

High School Musical with Racquel Belmonte

Sep 23rd, 2021 1h 26m

Once upon a time a made for TV movie launched itself into the heart and mind of this week's GUEST - Racquel Belmonte. This week we tackle Disney's GOLDEN teen flick- High School Musical with true angel & comedian, Racquel Belmonte. This week we

He‘s All That

Sep 9th, 2021 1h 27m

Get ready to be INFLUENCED because this week we dive into influencer culture with the She’s All That remake, He’s All That. Addison Rae TikTok dances her way to playing herself in a movie - and unfortunately we watched it! Join us as we ask the

Always Be My Maybe

Aug 26th, 2021 1h 2m

This week we dive into the beautiful, charisma-seeped film, Always Be My Maybe with Ali Wong and Randall Park. This movie is delightful, it’s fun, AND it features Keanu Reeves - what else could a girl want (amirite X-tina???) Today, we struggle

The Notebook

Aug 12th, 2021 1h 9m

Famous for making moms cry and catapulting Ryan Gosling & Rachel McAdams into the pages of People Magazine - it's THE NOTEBOOK. This week we watch two young people fall in love & two old people die, and tell you all about it! We ask the hard qu

The Office: Casino Night

Jul 30th, 2021 1h 5m

Who says rom coms can only exist in film form? NOT US! Join us as we break our own rules and watch a Rom Com moment episode from The Office - yes babies, it’s “Casino Night.” We talk Jim and Pam, Mindy Kaling and why we love Jan so so much. Joi

50 First Dates

Jul 8th, 2021 58m 28s

Today we follow none other than THE SANDMAN into the plot-heavy Hawai'i- scape that is 50 First Dates! Lay out in the Oahu sun with us to bask in the charisma and problematic plot holes of this WILD Happy Madison production. Today we're asking

Eat Pray Love

Jun 24th, 2021 1h 5m

Get ready to find the solution to all of your problems- just BE rich and take a year off to travel! Rom-Com queen and true angel Julia Roberts famously helms the rom-com/self-help book Eat Pray Love. Join us as we ask questions like - If a man

What Women Want

Jun 12th, 2021 1h 7m

Hollywood takes US for a ride in the non stop (PLEASE STOP) terror ride that is What Women Want. This "film" features known terrible man, Mel Gibson & late nineties opinions on gender - what could go wrong? Join us as we ask Nancy Meyers- WHY N

Charlie's Angels

May 27th, 2021 1h 12m

This week we bask in the 2000’s majesty that is Lucy Liu, Cameron Diaz, Drew Barrymore in Charlie’s Angels. Three FLAWLESS women fight crime in the name of superfluous costume changes? Count us in. This week we ask the important questions like

Ghosts of Girlfriends Past

May 13th, 2021 1h 4m

It's the story we've all been waiting for: rich boy super-misogynist gets an introspective look at his life's failings from a bunch of ghosts. That's right- this week we watched the McConaughey non-classic, Ghosts of Girlfriends Past. Join us a

500 Days of Summer

Apr 29th, 2021 1h 13m

Cut your bangs & put on a Smith's record because this week we watched 2009's indie darling, 500 Days of Summer. Join us as we wander the halls of the Anthropologie that is Zooey Deschanel's life and contemplate what we would have given up to da

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 2

Mar 11th, 2021 1h 21m

Our Twilight SAGA ends with Breaking Dawn Part 2. We did it! We talk Rainier beer, US exchange rates, and the morality of letting your child grow up in the care of a man who wants to eventually date her. ROMANCE! Of course we also ask the impor

Twilight: Breaking Dawn: Part 1

Mar 4th, 2021 1h 32m

We're back with the PENULTIMATE movie of the Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn Pt 1. It's a world were nothing makes sense and every plot point that COULD happen DOES happen. We praise god as Bella and Edward finally tie the knot so that they can bo

Maid In Manhattan

Feb 25th, 2021 1h 15m

We took a DIRECT flight from Forks, Washington -- > New York, New York to bask in the glory of J.Lo & everything she represents. We'll be back with Twilight next week- but for now we enjoy the pure charisma that is Jennifer Lopez in Maid in Ma

Twilight: ECLIPSE

Feb 18th, 2021 1h 16m

Oh baby, it's Twilight 3 and we will NOT be defeated by these movies. In this episode we somehow find the strength to stop mentioning that Edward is 109 in every sentence and shift our focus to how COLD he is. Today we ask the important questio

Twilight: NEW MOON

Feb 11th, 2021 1h 23m

The saga of young hotties and old vampire bodies continues - and we are HOT and COLD Katy Perry style. This week we talk Twilight: New Moon & answer all your icyhot questions, such as -- Are wolf fights the new baseball? Why is nobody listenin

Twilight

Feb 4th, 2021 1h 23m

Dear lord help us. We've reached the part of quarantine where we finally DIVE into the all too rom and un-intentionally com, TWILIGHT. This movie is set 5 hours away from where we live and WE NEED MORE SPACE. Join us as we sit through the roman

She's All That

Jan 21st, 2021 1h 26m

This week we finally take off our glasses to discover we were hot all along! Blessings to Canadian Netflix for providing us with a true 90's romcom classic, She's All That. Let the late 90's vibes of Freddie Prinze JR lull you into a false sens

The Princess Switch 2: 2 Princess 2 Furious

Jan 9th, 2021 1h 23m

How many Vanessa Hudgens are TOO many Vanessa Hudgens? High School Musical may have been have happy with one, but the Princess Switch 2 would NOT REST until they had 3 Hudgens on screen at once. Are 3 Hudgens better than 1? The Jury is in & the

The Christmas Prince

Dec 18th, 2020 1h 12m

It's late December which can only mean one thing- we're scouring Netflix for terrible rom coms. This week we take on Netflix's first attempt at a Hallmark holiday barf-fest, The Christmas Prince! Looking for lacklustre romance draped over low b

Legally Blonde

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 17m

We're back from our surprise sabbatical and are ready to go to HARVARD LAW! We get down into WHERE we've been & FINALLY reveal which one of us was diagnosed with juvenile diabetes. We mark our return by celebrating the iconic Elle Woods in the

Miss Congeniality

Mar 27th, 2020 58m 42s

Bullock is in the HOUSE. We take on this Sandy B classic, and due to social distancing our only guest is OURSELVES. Join us as we talk about the greatest movie makeover montage of all time, Michael Cane, and the styrofoam head that lives with u

Something Borrowed with Racquel Belmonte

Mar 5th, 2020 1h 14m

New Episode Alert! In this HAWT EAT COOL TREAT of an episode, we are joined by none other than past guest, current bestie and known spicy meatball Racquel Belmonte (Nasty Women, Carmelahhh, “Claudia” in Netflix’s The Dragon Prince) who brought

Love Island with Allie and Kerri

Feb 20th, 2020 56m 23s

How many sexy singles can you fit on one island? Allie and Kerri watched the trash fire reality show, Love Island to find out. We tackle questions like, how is it possible to look hot ALL the time? Why is Zooey Deschanel dating a property broth