The boys are back as Stav hops right off the plane from the West Coast to adams apt so the boys can give you those hot, jet lagged free agency takes.Lebron is a Laker and maybe that means his wife, Savannah, might take advantage of their open

Finals Pipeview

Jun 1st, 2018 1h 2m

The boys are back with a finals preview so thorough they needed to take off like 4 weeks in a row to prepare for it. Who will win the finals? Should Markelle Fultz mother start slurping off San Antonio Spurs shooting coach Chip England? Does Ty

Messy ass playoff pipe

May 4th, 2018 59m 17s

We're back baby, and this one is a damn mess. Adams computer crashed a bunch, leaving Stavros to do a nice amount of the show solo. Was it good? I don't know do you consider metaphors comparing the cavs rotation to putting ur penis inside of a

NBA Pipeoffs

Apr 14th, 2018 53m 4s

The boys give a large dick style playoff preview. Lots of stats and analytic. Also, Tristan Thompson you're doing amazing sweetie.

First Team All NB(g)A(y)

Apr 10th, 2018 1h 6m

The boys recap a beautiful season and reveal some of their picks for regular season awards including Most Valuable Penis and Executive of the Year (Who F*cks the Best) Also congratulations to Chuck Berry for Winning Guy Who F*cks of the Week fo

Suck the Schwab

Apr 3rd, 2018 1h 1m

You guys remember that show stump the schwab? We talk about the guy from that show having sex. Plus-- what are the similarities between markelle fultz shoulder injury and not being able to get hard? Is Sister Jean running a sex child traffickin

Technical Pipeficulties

Mar 27th, 2018 34m 13s

Multiple technical difficulties lead to a shortened ep as we continue to alienate our loyal audience of pipettes. Shouts out to our producer Parker the Gawd for salvaging half the ep and editing it in a cute little ending. We talk about Steph g

Lubed Up Windy

Mar 13th, 2018 53m 48s

Stav's busy week led him to less than his normal, stellar levels of basketball knowledge and preparation so the piped pipers run the offense through Adam this week. Did they discuss that much actual basketball? who knows. Did they discuss lubin

Return of the Pipe

Mar 6th, 2018 1h 2m

The piped pipers are back after a gold digging expedition that went awry during All Star Weekend. The boys discuss the ways Anthony Davis' unibrow is like a vagina, the similarities between the Cavs new players and getting your balls sucked, an

A Freak on the Court and on the Sheets

Feb 15th, 2018 1h 9m

The piped pipers send you into All Star weekend with a riveting pod recapping various NBA player's valentine's day posts and discuss the ways Lebron is like an old lady that broke up with her man and is getting f*cked by 4 new young guys at the

BONUS TRADE PIPE

Feb 9th, 2018 41m 6s

emergency pod where we expertly ass breakdown the trade deadline

Pre Tradeline Pipe

Feb 6th, 2018 1h 3m

Did Stan Van Gundy trade for Blake bc he wanted Blake to fuck his wife? Did you know that James Harden was eskimo brothers with Sean Kinston, Benzino, and Kenyon Martin? If adams audio is bad its bc he's dumb and didn't export his garage band t

"Somebody Mad They Got a Crunch Bar P*ssy"

Jan 29th, 2018 1h 4m

A somber Guy Who F*cks of the Week to Demarcus Cousins who is out for the season with a devastating injury right as he and the Pelicans were playing their best basketball. To commemorate him we do a deep dive on his various romantic partners an

Sonya Curry is Sexy as Hell

Jan 23rd, 2018 1h 11m

WE RECORDED THIS YESTERDAY BEFORE ALL THIS JUICY GOOD SHIT HAPPENED. We didn't talk about Jason Kidd getting fired/Kevin Love getting bitched out by the cavs/lebron congratulating himself on instagram but we did ponder the following questions:

Piperluther King Junior

Jan 17th, 2018 1h 11m

This week the piped pipers recap the MLK day games, including the clips/rockets fight instigated by the pube beard having embodiment of nepotism in the NBA, Austin Rivers, and give out the first ever 3-way Guy Who Fucks of the Week award to Mar

Triannual Head Shoes

Jan 9th, 2018 1h 12m

The Piped Pipers return to discuss certified coach killer/locker room cancer/high profile bust Lonzo ball and the quickly unraveling, poorly managed Los Angeles Lakers organization. Adam calls Magic Johnson, one of the greatest players in the g

The Pierre Woodman Basketball Academy

Jan 4th, 2018 58m 14s

Adam has abandoned the show for south africa, so comedian and former college basketball bench rider Ryan Schutt fills in and helps Stav discuss: an old guys ass cheeks, the ways in which Kyle Lowry resembles a hot chick that doesn't suck d*ck

MERRY PIPESMAS

Dec 28th, 2017 1h 2m

gather round the fireplace as the boys give you a little lazy, holiday pipe. We ponder the question- is Enes Kanter playing on the kind of pain killers pornstars take when they're involved in a very large gang bang? Also, our apologies to Enes,

Sexual Freedom for Angels Act

Dec 19th, 2017 1h 13m

The boys recap their visit to The Garden, share their feelings about the double jersey retirement of alleged sexual predator Kobe Bean Bryant, and stav advocates for a law that keeps the government out of the business of sick and dying children

D*ck 'Em Down 'Dipo

Dec 13th, 2017 1h 10m

An episode full of instagram model butt cheek descriptions, plus: do the Lopez brothers go to Disney world so much bc they smuggle Molly in Cinderella’s p*ssy? What does the Spurs organization have in common with dating a horny bisexual woman

BONUS PIPE #1

Dec 9th, 2017 1h 1m

The piped pipers are back to lay a little weekend pipe for all our pipettes. We discuss: does JJ Redick get his a$$ eat*n? Do they make a a version of Kyrie's facemask specifically for going down on a squirter? Was Jeremy Lynn's season ending i

Nerlens Noel's Sausage Party (2017)

Dec 5th, 2017 1h 13m

Big Baby Halkias and Buggy Cousins are back together in NYC and the stats and analytics are really flying in this one. Nerlens Noel (a player in the National Basketball association)ate a hot dog. Donovan Mitchell showed his hot dog. Marc Gasol

Sweet Lou's Sweet Goo

Nov 29th, 2017 1h 5m

Inaugural Guy Who F*cks of the Week David Fizdale is fired and the boys are none too pleased. Marc Gasol and Grizzlies GM Chris Wallace win "lil d*ck ass mother f*cker who doesn't f*ck" for their role in ousting Fiz and we also talk about Stan

HAPPY PIPESGIVING

Nov 24th, 2017 1h 4m

The boys bring you a holiday edition of the pipecast where topics of discussion include: which Ball brother would be the cutest woman? Do NBA players have to soft enter a woman and work their way up to hard during sex? Also, we award our second

Fizz F*cks

Nov 13th, 2017 1h 12m

Another week of expert analysis from the boys as they delve into such questions as: how big is Aron Baynes penis? Is Gabrielle Union's ass the fountain of youth, and if so, why doesn't dwade put his knees in it? Also we start our first recurrin