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Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Released Thursday, 21st February 2019
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Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Day 1067 – To Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor Unplugged

Thursday, 21st February 2019
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Wisdom-Trek / Creating a LegacyWelcome to Day 1067 of our Wisdom-Trek, and thank you for joining me.This is Guthrie Chamberlain, Your Guide to WisdomTo Jump, or Not to Jump – Humor UnpluggedWisdom - the final frontier to true knowledge. Welcome to Wisdom-Trek where our mission is to create a legacy of wisdom, to seek out discernment and insights, and to boldly grow where few have chosen to grow before.Hello, my friend, I am Guthrie Chamberlain, your captain on our journey to increase wisdom and create a living legacy. Thank you for joining us today as we explore wisdom on our 2nd millennium of podcasts. This is Day 1067 of our trek, and it is time for our 3-minute mini-trek called Humor Unplugged. Our Thursday podcast will provide a short and clean funny story to help you lighten up and live a rich and satisfying life - something to cheer you and provide a bit a levity in your life.We are told in  Proverbs 15:30, "A cheerful look brings joy to the heart; good news makes for good health." We are also encouraged in Proverbs 17:22, "A cheerful heart is good medicine, but a broken spirit saps a person’s strength." Consider this your vitamin supplement of cheer for today. So let’s jump right in with today’s funny which is titled...To Jump, or Not to JumpThe local cancer society decided to sponsor a "Jump for Cancer" fundraiser to support local cancer patients. They contacted a nearby flight school that had a training course for parachute jumping. Next, they solicited local businesses to sponsor volunteers who were willing to jump. The donation was to be $1 per foot that they were willing to jump, with a maximum of 1000 feet.Sam, who had several family members that suffered from cancer eagerly volunteered, although he was quite apprehensive. There were three one hour training sessions involved before the actual jump.  The first couple of classes went okay, with mostly background information about parachute jumping and how to make sure your parachute was packed properly.On the final day of training Jim, the instructor, described what it was like free-falling before the chute opened and what to expect once it did open. He then emphasized that the most important part was landing and how important it was to prepare for landing at 300 feet."How do you know when you're at 300 feet?" asked John, another new jumper."That’s a great question," replied Jim. "At 300 feet you can recognize the faces of people on the ground."John thought for a while in silence before seriously asking, "What happens if there's no one there I know?"I hope that brought a smile to your face today. If it did, pass that smile onto someone else who needs it. Our Thursday thought is "Sometimes we just need that little extra push to get headed in the right direction."Today’s verse is  Revelation 14:6,"And I saw another angel flying through the sky, carrying the eternal Good News to proclaim to the people who belong to this world—to every nation, tribe, language, and people."As you enjoy these nuggets of humor, please encourage your friends and family to join us and then come along tomorrow for another day of our Wisdom-Trek, Creating a Legacy.If you would like to listen to any of our past 1066 treks or read the Wisdom Journal, they are all available at Wisdom-Trek.com. I encourage you to subscribe to Wisdom-Trek on your favorite podcast player so each day will be downloaded to you automatically.Thank you so much for allowing me to be your guide, mentor and most of all your friend as I serve you through the Wisdom-Trek podcast and journal.As we take this trek together, let us always:Live Abundantly (Fully)Love UnconditionallyListen IntentionallyLearn ContinuouslyLend to others GenerouslyLead with IntegrityLeave a Living Legacy Each DayI am Guthrie Chamberlain reminding you to Keep Moving Forward, Enjoy Your Journey, and Create a Great Day Everyday!
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