In this episode we discuss women on the verge of a nervous breakdown, the sheer amount of fuck energy radiating from Mike x Susan, and how it's hating Carlos hours again (:

2.21 I Know Things Now

Jun 2nd, 2021 1h 3m

In this episode we discuss the multitude of hot boy punches in this episode, yet another case of arson, and the Andrew/Bree feud coming to a heartbreaking peak.

2.20 It Wasn't Meant To Happen

May 27th, 2021 55m 57s

In this episode we discuss Bree's open heart (and titties), donut shop cocaine busts, and GIRL FIGHT!!!

2.19 Don't Look At Me

May 20th, 2021 1h 4m

In this episode we discuss kidnapping babies, Karl's wet abs, and PFLAG Mom Bree van de Kamp.

2.16 There Is No Other Way

Apr 8th, 2021 1h 7m

In this episode we discuss how Bree's character arc is making us sad, the return of Horny Rage Fuel to Wisteria Lane, and MIKE IS LOVE!!

2.13 There's Something About A War

Mar 17th, 2021 1h 5m

In this episode we discuss MORE blackmail plots (sheesh), fighting with fiery nuns, and licking whipped cream off of Edie.

Bonus

Desperate Fanfiction #2

Mar 3rd, 2021 59m 26s

To celebrate 10,000 downloads we read some MORE steamy Desperate Housewives fanfiction.

2.12 We're Gonna Be All Right

Feb 24th, 2021 54m 57s

In this episode we discuss moving on from love, crossovers, and building a lesbian.

2.11 One More Kiss

Feb 17th, 2021 1h 1m

In this episode we discuss the resurrection of Mike x Susan, custom bowling balls, and MILF magnetism.

2.09 That's Good, That's Bad

Jan 27th, 2021 1h 1m

In this episode we discuss nuns in hotpants, flirting with absent fathers, and another prominent character death... (that we're not exactly upset about...)

2.08 The Sun Won't Set

Jan 20th, 2021 1h 2m

In this episode we discuss our favorite old ladies making shocking reappearances, the downfall of George (finally) and possibly the greatest guest star of all time????

2.07 Color and Light

Jan 13th, 2021 1h 3m

We discuss Marc Cherry's disappointing writing comeback, *interesting* character choices, and my lover Ceal.

2.06 I Wish I Could Forget You

Dec 30th, 2020 59m

We discuss our hatred of George Williams, Gaby's subplot going absolutely buckwild, and the first major breakup of the series.

2.05 They Asked Me Why I Believe In You

Dec 16th, 2020 57m 37s

We discuss the wild amount of season mystery clues revealed, the return of some familiar faces, and BOOGIE SHOES BAR DANCING!!

2.04 My Heart Belongs To Daddy

Dec 9th, 2020 1h 10m

In this episode we discuss King of Boundaries Parker Scavo (#ParkerNation), the increasing tensions of Mike x Susan, and our love for our favorite twunk - Andrew.

2.03 You'll Never Get Away From Me

Dec 2nd, 2020 56m 36s

In this episode we discuss Julie's Two Moms™, repetitive storylines that we're tired of, and agreeing with KARL?!?!?

2.02 You Could Drive A Person Crazy

Nov 25th, 2020 1h 8m

In this episode we discuss all of the characters we're annoyed by, Edie on ROLLERBLADES (!!!), and we host an extra special Mini-Memoriam for yet another character death...

2.01 Next

Nov 20th, 2020 1h 2m

Season 2 premiere! We discuss our return to Wisteria Lane with our favorite ladies, JUICY new clues about the Applewhite family, and Susan's strap game.

Bonus

Season One Wrap-Up

Nov 11th, 2020 50m 57s

In this special bonus episode we drink margaritas and wrap up our thoughts on the adventure that was season 1 of Desperate Housewives. We talk about our favorite moments, predictions for season 2, and of course the highly anticipated… LESBIAN O

Bonus

In Memoriam #3

Nov 10th, 2020 14m 4s

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 1.23! Continue at your own risk! In our third In Memoriam Minisode we honor the guy who accidentally became our favorite househusband, Rex Van de Kamp, by reminiscing with you al

Bonus

Vanity Fair(view)

Nov 4th, 2020 1h 7m

In this special minisode we discuss the infamous Vanity Fair article from May 2005, that stirred the Desperate Housewives drama coming off of it's first season. And yes, McKenzie did buy a physical copy of the magazine off of eBay.

1.23 One Wonderful Day

Oct 28th, 2020 1h 3m

In our season one finale we discuss all of the mysteries finally coming to light, shocking revelations, and our favorite desperate ladies entering new phases of their lives. We also talk about the next few weeks of the podcast with some excitin

1.22 Goodbye For Now

Oct 21st, 2020 1h 5m

In this episode we discuss failed love triangles, juicy scenes with incredible acting, and pegging.

1.21 Sunday In The Park With George

Oct 14th, 2020 59m 19s

In this episode we discuss everything from truths being revealed to thongs. Things are ramping up as we get close to the end of season 1 with proposals, pregnancy, and poisoning - oh my!