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Released Wednesday, 7th July 2021
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Wednesday, 7th July 2021
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Chemistro and Smoochulon face off to see who is the true master of The Heart Tower in a winner-takes-all Host-off! Of course, none but the trickiest of wizard personal ads will do for a show-down this spectacular.

Will Greyseer Kraxx find a man-thing to twist to his will? Will Weakbeard be able to connect with a wizard who wants to be their own boss? Will The All-Powerful Jeff be able to love someone for themself and not because they’re inducting him into a cult? And will Margoloth the Blood Artist find someone to write fanfiction about her?

And did Sekhemet and The Corpse Baron manage to overcome their differences?

Go to @wiz4wiz on twitter after the show or click here to vote on the outcome!Transcript HereThis episode was written by Marc Campasano and Max Kreisky, and sound designed by Tal Minear (@starplanes)

Our wizards this week are: Greyseer Kraxx, written and performed by A Salty Rat (@asaltyrat), Weakbeard, written and performed by Eric Trageser(@real_eric_t), The All Powerful Jeff, written and performed by Rob Mulligan (@muralgoblin), Margoloth the Blood Artist, written and performed by Bridget Copes (@bridgetjoco)

Sekhemet of the Neuroses, written and performed by Maya Statin(@jokewitch), and The Corpse Baron, written and performed by John Serpico (@JohnSerpico)

Every wizard personal ad in this show was written, performed and recorded by a member of the community. There may be some explicit language and variable audio quality.

If you'd like to support the show, you can back our patreon or we also have a teepublic store!

Content Warnings for this episode: Smoochulon, mild wizard violence, MLM schemes, cults

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