Antigone and Rudyard lock horns when they devise entirely different plans for defeating Eric Chapman. Written by James Hamilton and James Huntrods

Directors - Andy Goddard and John Wakefield
Production Manager - Elizabeth Campbell
Music - James Whittle and the Piffling Philharmonic
Script Editor - David K. Barnes
Recorded at the Artspace Studio Brixton by Tom Gillieron
Announcer - Eleanor Rushton

Rudyard Funn - Felix Trench
Antigone Funn - Beth Eyre
Eric Chapman - Tom Crowley
Georgie Crusoe - Ciara Baxendale
Madeleine - Belinda Lang
Rev. Nigel Wavering - Andy Secombe
Jennifer Delacroix - Alana Ross
Roger Noggins - Hugh Fraser
Bill / Darius / Various - Pip Gladwin
Tanya / Madeleine Squeaks / Various - Holly Campbell
Jerry / Various - Maxwell Tyler