If you’re listening to this, you probably got here early… unless you’re one of the sad souls who actually downloaded this monstrosity. Speaking of monstrosities: it’s our Halloween special—an episode so enthralling, it’ll have you hate-eat

WSE103 Worst Scare Ever

Nov 8th, 2019 32m 14s

WSE102 Swamp Monster Fuck Water

Oct 11th, 2019 31m 12s

Deep within the Cypress swamp, beyond the thick wall of fecal heat, automated phone trees and, re-animated tater tots, lives something sinister—a nightmare of a beast that average, everyday Floridians whisper about to their children when th

WSE102 Swamp Monster Fuck Water

Oct 11th, 2019 31m 12s

WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes

Oct 4th, 2019 36m 50s

Dave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting in the way. And no one can shame you into eating healthy. Join us (though y

WSE101 Hopes and Dreams and Schemes

Oct 4th, 2019 36m 50s

Dave Trope Land is a wondrous place. Not a bumper sticker in sight and tatter tots everywhere. It’s the one place where you can truly be yourself without family getting […]

WSE100 Snot Rockets and Unicorns

Sep 4th, 2019 43m 34s

We’re back for episode 100! No matter where Dave has gone this summer, he’s had to deal with other people’s shit… err… snot. This is the first opportunity Dave has […]

WSE99 Dave v. Louisiana

Mar 13th, 2019 38m 30s

The Smarter Artist Summit wouldn’t be complete without the harrowing tale of Dave’s journey through the bowels of Louisiana, complete with a battle against OCD and shootout with a flat-earther. […]

WSE98 Two Truths and a Lie

Feb 28th, 2019 25m 36s

What’s up Dave’s butt? Imagine living in a world where your wife is hogging the only pot large enough to make a reasonable amount of mac and cheese. Yeah. It’s […]

WSE97 Dave's Christmas Cookie Extravaganza

Jan 2nd, 2019 41m 42s

Dave’s best friend sent him a gift of “David’s Cookies” to make up for the holiday classic A Very Davey Christmas and Dave has convinced us to turn our optimization […]

WSE96 Dave Gets Lubed

Dec 26th, 2018 25m 52s

We haven’t done this in a while, but we’re back by marginal demand. Now that Dave has lost his taste for subpar restaurant food, he’s finally ready to start his […]

WSE95 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 2

Oct 17th, 2018 35m 42s

We’ve hit an all new low in effort on this show. Instead of actually recording an episode, we’re just using the audio from our other, much better show, The Story […]

WSE94 The Real-Life Stories That Inform Our Fiction pt. 1

Oct 10th, 2018 39m 24s

Somehow we managed to create a show for our other podcast that’s so laid back that it actually feels like it should be a Worst. Show Ever. episode. Buckle-up. This […]

WSE93 Unicorn Cereal

Sep 26th, 2018 31m 22s

Dave doesn’t ask for a lot out of life. He has revealed time and again how easy it is to live a fulfilled life by following three simple rules: 1. […]

WSE92 Back to School Special

Sep 12th, 2018 30m

Now that school is back in session, we can finally get some work done—fully clothed, mind you. But with Dave’s dishwasher broken, and Sean’s hypothetical search for Jesus, only studious […]

WSE91 Bullshit Dave Won't Do

Sep 5th, 2018 29m 58s

There’s a lot of bullshit Dave and his dad won’t put up with, especially after having to walk ten miles in the snow, uphill both ways. Sean and Johnny have […]

WSE90 What's Up Dave's Butt Literally

Aug 22nd, 2018 21m 20s

No doctor in Florida can be trusted. They’ll either prescribe you life-threatening levels of HGTV or force you to sit in a chamber of farts with an asshole New Yorker. […]

WSE89 Dave Spoils Hereditary

Aug 1st, 2018 36m 32s

Dave sees and spoils the movie Hereditary for everyone. So if you haven’t seen it and still plan to, steer clear of this episode. Really, you shouldn’t be listening to […]

WSE88 The Toxic Avenger

Jun 27th, 2018 30m 14s

Dave teaches us about the finer details of ASMR and video game spectating. We then plot with strategic precision to expose our kids to The Toxic Avenger.

WSE87 The One We Didn't Delete

May 23rd, 2018 19m 50s

This is the episode we didn’t delete. In retrospect, we probably should have deleted this one too. Dave’s family prevents him from ranting about a particular text message, forcing us […]

WSE86 Dave's Racist Neighbor

Apr 25th, 2018 27m 42s

Sean has nightmares about Tommy Wiseau joining Sterling & Stone, and Dave has an awkward encounter with his racist neighbor.

WSE85 Dave Gets a Midnight Visit

Apr 18th, 2018 22m 56s

Dave gets a late night visitor after accepting life alert duties. Later, the guys pitch ideas to replace WSE as Dave won’t stop seeing the optimistic side of trite ideas.

WSE84 The Talk and Three's Company

Apr 11th, 2018 25m 12s

Dave stresses about the day when [REDACTED] discovers WSE on YouTube. It couldn’t possibly be any worse than when he had to explain female anatomy to him, right? Afterward, Sean […]

WSE83 Dave vs the B&B — SAS2018

Mar 23rd, 2018 42m 4s

Dave’s journey to Austin, TX was riddled with misery and construction. In this episode, Dave chronicles his trek to the land of ironically asshole drivers only to arrive at the […]

WSE82 Dave vs Dishes and 2 Stories

Mar 9th, 2018 28m 52s

Dave is curious about how other people exist. For example: how do people wash dishes in a conventional sink? And why are all the kids these days saying “pussy–bitch–mothafucker?” Dave […]