Onto the 3rd Wrong Voicemail from Boston, MA! This one is from Fitzy himself, who is in fact the politician who runs this office. We discuss the most vital & pressing points:
- What is Fitzy getting out of his desk when he leaves this voicemail? Justin thinks it’s alcohol, and Maria thinks it’s a payday candy bar. Proof that men and women are different!
- Do these guys BOTH have self esteem issues? Because they keep apologizing for just existing, and it’s worrisome.
- Is Maria sexist, or is the BFD in fact probably made up of a bunch of white guys?
Also we discuss:
- Justin’s physical health vs. Maria’s - hint: Maria enjoys moving fridges and Justin has several screws in his spinal column. Also, is Justin in fact a ghost who needs thyroid level testing?
- Is there a way to call someone and have it go direct to voicemail? No really, Maria and Justin want to know. Please email us at firstname.lastname@example.org if you know.
And most importantly…
- How Justin calls out Maria’s comedic genius, which cements their marriage for at least another decade or 3.
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