As always, thanks for listening to our podcast! We appreciate everything you guys do for us. Today we're talking about Special Agent Penis from the CIA, and a three-breasted internet celebrity who got nabbed for DUI in Florida. Strange times. C

Teenage Mutant Ninja... Turtles?

Sep 17th, 2019 16m 26s

Thanks a bunch for listening to our Podcast! Unfortunately, we ran into some unforeseen time constraints today so we'll only be covering a single incident. It's a pretty good one, though. We have noticed and been receptive to all of your guys'

Mayonnaise Mayhem / Robbery Researcher

Sep 10th, 2019 31m 30s

We hate mayonnaise. We hate it even more now that it's apparently infectious. The other half of the episode is going to take a quick look at a man who Googled, "How easy is it to rob a convenience store". Well, is it really that easy? Feel free

The Drunken Wooer / Bathroom Blowout

Sep 4th, 2019 23m 33s

Hey everyone, and thanks again for checking out our podcast! Today we're checking out an incident involving a drunken man in England who was fined for pretending to be a ghost in a cemetery. The next fella was arrested for threatening to "blow

HIV Injector / Orgy Of The Elders

Aug 28th, 2019 26m 36s

Welcome to another episode of WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today, Kyle and Zach are going to talk about some very curious incidents, one in which involves some promiscuous activity in a public park. The old aren't always wise, just remember tha

Waffle House Fanatic / Fecal Felon

Aug 20th, 2019 35m 19s

If you need your Waffle House, you NEED your Waffle House. You'll do insane things to get it. We aren't going to recommend some of those things, but we're for sure gonna talk about them! Please remember to rate us, leave a comment, share us wit

Target Bomber / Robbery Call-In

Aug 13th, 2019 22m 8s

Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For! Today we're gonna talk about some chap who thought he could profit off of Target's stock by bombing multiple store locations... that is not good. At all. The other fella called the bank he was going

My Axe / Batman To The Rescue

Aug 6th, 2019 21m 33s

Welcome back, everyone! Today we're gonna talk for a minute about the song "My Axe" by Insane Clown Posse. Turns out there's plenty of insane clowns around town. Then we'll discuss a man who was trying to steal Batman movies, and ended up getti

Hootin' 911 / Dark Web Dealer

Jul 30th, 2019 35m 6s

Hi everyone! In this episode we're going to talk about a man who wanted to get to Hooters so bad, he made a call to 911. I don't think it works that way, bud. The second case we cover involves a renown drug dealer on the dark web who ended up g

Turtle Trafficker / Dance Moves on Fire

Jul 23rd, 2019 35m 7s

This man got nabbed for illegally trafficking a couple thousand turtles. No big deal. And do you remember having dance moves so hot they caused a house fire? That's not really what happened, but stay tuned...https://6abc.com/pennsylvania-man-

Biscuit Battery / Moped Pursuit

Jul 16th, 2019 28m

Assault with a deadly biscuit. You heard it here, folks. Not to mention the guy who fled from the police in a moped with various illegal items and a kitten!Articles:https://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/tennessee-man-arrested-after-throwing-bis

Alfredo Seduction / Mattress Paddler

Jul 9th, 2019 27m 32s

The best way to be a pedophile and do pedophile stuff? Chicken alfredo. The best way to illegally cross a boarder? Air mattress!Make sure you rate us and subscribe, tell us about your friends, send us an email, or whatever. Articles:https://

Tasty Doorbell / Cucumber Robbery

Jul 2nd, 2019 26m 34s

The first half of the episode is going to discuss a man who was caught on camera licking a doorbell... for hours straight. What's the deal with that? Next up, we'll talk about some angry Scott who tried to rob a bookmakers shop with a cucumber.

Halle Berry Heist / Drunk Spaghetti Shovelin'

Jun 25th, 2019 29m 54s

In this episode we're going to discuss how a man elaborately tried to steal Halle Berry's house... sort of. And then we talk about a drunken man who was arrested outside of an Olive Garden whilst "shoveling" spaghetti into his mouth. What a tim

Bumper Munchin' / A Father's Robbery

Jun 18th, 2019 31m 44s

Booty... some people eat it, and some people don't. Some people also go to jail for publicly displaying the fact that they do munch the bumper. Another man staged a home invasion so he could take a visit for an "erotic massage." Please remembe

Tossin' Gators / Kill 'em With Kindness

Jun 4th, 2019 32m 18s

Thanks for giving us a listen! For the first half of our episode, we're introducing our first guest to our show. Ben is a life long friend and graphic designer. Here we talk about some weirdo who tossed an alligator through a drive thru window,

When Vodou Kills

May 28th, 2019 19m 41s

Welcome ladies and gentlemen! Today our story is going to be revolving around... a cross dressing vodou priest? Yeah, we're not exactly sure either. As always, make sure you #smashthatfivestar and share us with your friends!Articles:https://

Gimme Them Nugs

May 27th, 2019 14m 32s

Welcome back to another episode, everyone! We've talked a lot about food on this show for some reason. On a side note, have you noticed that there's some weird space between the actual chicken and the breading in McDonald's chicken nuggets? Why

Work Rushin'

May 27th, 2019 14m 23s

Hope you're not running late to work this morning! If so, we would strongly advise against starting a large pursuit and almost running over some cops. Not a good look, man.Please remember to rate us, share us with your friends, and hit that su

Weiner Robbery

May 27th, 2019 18m

A man went to rob a weiner store. While he did manage to make off with some cash, he unfortunately left his weiner. Definitely check this one out!Make sure you leave us a review, subscribe to our feed, and share this podcast with your friends!

Watering the Wedding's Trees

May 27th, 2019 15m 43s

Welcome back to WTF Did I Get Locked Up For? Imagine you have sex with the cute photographer at your friend's wedding while she's been poppin' Xannies and tipping back shots. She then urinates on a tree! Sounds like a party to me.Make sure you

An Eclipse Worth Watching

May 27th, 2019 12m 11s

The eclipse is an extraordinary sight, and is a marvel of human inspiration and awe from the ancient times. If you haven't seen it, check the calendar and give it a watch. Just not when the police are tailing you...Feel free to subscribe, tell

What's For Traffic

May 26th, 2019 11m 38s

Welcome back to another episode! Have you guys seen the eclipse? It's a beauty full of awe, wonder, and human inspiration that dates back to ancient days. However, for this guy, it landed him in jail. Be sure to give us 5 stars, subscribe, and

Did I Tell You I'm A Vegan?

May 26th, 2019 15m 30s

In this episode we talk about a vegan who "intentionally" ran her car into a truck because it's full of chicken. Just your average vegan... Well, not really. There's more to this story!Remember to leave reviews, subscribe, and share our podcas

Dayton Dildo Man

May 26th, 2019 13m 30s

Welcome to our first episode! Do you throw dildos? Do you get dildos thrown at you? No? Well, neither do we. Here we talk about our first insane incident, local and close to home. Remember to subscribe, review, and share!Article: https://www