This man got nabbed for illegally trafficking a couple thousand turtles. No big deal. And do you remember having dance moves so hot they caused a house fire? That's not really what happened, but stay tuned...

https://6abc.com/pennsylvania-man-charged-with-trafficking-over-3400-turtles/3744578/

https://fox59.com/2015/10/19/indianapolis-police-respond-to-hostage-situation-man-barricades-himself-in-home-with-woman/