In this extra-long episode, Dr. Phil returns! Topics include:Artist vs. ArtOur rap careerPokemon Go (fuck yourself)Phil interviewing MEAn Adult Spelling BeeEnjoy!
In this episode I explain where the HELL I’ve been. I also go on a tangent involving my hatred for mankind and being politically correct. Witness my mental breakdown! Enjoy!
In this episode my old pal Nick Carbone makes an announcement! We also discuss some other stuff, including:Being oldBeing a lawyerFreddy Got Fingered, and tattoosA Pop Quiz of IrreverenceCrazy dreamsEnjoy! (Picture coming soon!)
In this episode my father, Michael Valeri Sr, joins the show and we talk about:Estate salesHis army daysGetting in trouble with the law and not using his ‘prison wallet’His stages of Juggalo-nessButt stuff + other stuffEnjoy!
In this episode I force my beautiful wife to record with me. We talk about, among other things:Yoga/Sex YogaGuided MeditationBeing Good ParentsMaking a MurdererAliensS’ing D’s
In this episode I apologize profusely for taking so long in between episodes. After that, I read a sample from the memoir of the same name as the show! It’s almost as if you’re listening to a book on tape! Except it’s only an excerpt! And I’m
My wife Ashley and I went on a mini-road trip. I wrote and recorded a journal about the trip, so it’s almost as if you got to go with us! Except…you didn’t. So FUCK YOU. Enjoy, anyway?
In this episode my old college roommate Micky stops by the studio, and we reminisce. We also discuss, among other things:PranksMicky’s Recent Trip to San FranciscoLiving Life to the FullestSoftcore PornPoor vs. Ugly
In this episode my brother Bryan stops by and we spend way too much time talking about dicks. In between the penile debates, we also discuss, among other things:Crazy grocery store customersFun NuggetsShitty carsStarting a businessLOSTA
In this episode I discuss scholarly and non-scholarly things with Dr. Phil.Being a professor of criminologyHitlerRunning/poopingHis beardKid Town NationEating dog shitCrazy dreams
This is the first episode of the podcast. It’s not for grandmothers. Or other relatives. Or anybody, really. This podcast isn’t for anybody. Why are you still reading this?