WELCOME BACK! Thanks for sticking around through our hiatus, but we are back with a wallop of a two-parter, featuring two hours worth of Metal Gear lore from someone who just learned all the metal gear lore secondhand. You're gonna love it.

89:The Kandahar Giant and a Work of Art

Apr 13th, 2022 1h 11m

Welcome back! This week on the show Chelsea is giving a rundown on her favorite mid-aughts reality series (available on YouTube) and Ellie is presenting about a modern day cryptic you may have missed.Please enjoy the 89th episode of Wut! If yo

88: KREWES TOUR. (aka the Mardi Gras Episode)

Mar 2nd, 2022 1h 21m

This week on the podcast Chelsea gives a little intro to the wild wonderful world of Mardi Gras for the uninitiated, and Ellie recounts the tale of Stanisław Szukalski, the weirdest dude in your art class (if you took class in Poland in the 192

87: Getting Drafted into the Ghost Army

Feb 23rd, 2022 57m 15s

Welcome back to Wut! This week Chelsea has a terrifying story about an insidious blue glow, while Ellie describes the secret war waged by the Ghost Army (for real).Please enjoy the 87th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a cut

86: Get In The Car Loser, We’re Becoming Mermaids

Feb 9th, 2022 55m 42s

Welcome to season three of Wut! This week Elli brings some real Knife Cat energy to the table with her terrible tale of the year the world went dark, and Chelsea details her plans for her and Ellie's Third Act.Please enjoy the 86th episode of

85: SEASON TWO FINALE GAUNTLET THROWDOWN BOOGALOO

Feb 2nd, 2022 1h 13m

This is it. The episode for alllllll the marbles. Fresh off a holiday hiatus, Ellie and Chelsea bring their absolute a-game to a panel of objective judges (the people who love them best) to decide once and for all who gets the tattoo.Please en

84: I Bet You Can‘t!

Dec 8th, 2021 1h 4m

We're back babes! This week we're joined by frequent guest Connor Shea to talk about the office game that nearly brought a company to its knees, plus all the ways Zillow is trying to screw you over! Plus Ellie takes a crack at crafting her dati

83: A Much Needed Catchup (take TWO!)

Nov 3rd, 2021 47m 53s

At long last - the messed up episode has been fixed an reuploaded! We appreciate y'alls patience these past few weeks :)This week Ellie is left in the lurch, but never fear! Chelsea's got stories to share with her (and points to grab). Forget

82: Surprise! It‘s the Bad Art Friend and Royal Family Incest

Oct 26th, 2021 1h 3m

Always late but worth the wait! Here's what was supposed to be last week's episode all about the very timely and still relevant Bad Art Friend discourse, along with a butterfly effect that led to the Habsburg Jaw.Please enjoy the 82nd episode

81: Madame Tussaud‘s House of Pow Wow

Oct 6th, 2021 1h 2m

This week on the podcast Ellie traces the wild and weird history of Madame Tussaud's House of Wax and Chelsea brings a uniquely American magical practice to the show.Please enjoy the 81st episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a c

80: The Lost City of Bronze and the Verrrrry Expensive Snack

Sep 30th, 2021 58m 55s

This episode has everything: Rockefellers! Rituals! Parties! Cannibalism! Billionaires! ...bronze! You're not going to want to miss it, especially if you are interested in history ancient or modern!Please enjoy the 80th episode of Wut! If you

79: MLM Leggings and the Man Who Saved the World

Sep 22nd, 2021 1h 3m

The girls are back to give a primer on Lularoe, the Cold War, and that one time the world almost ended but then it didn't so now no one ever talks about it but like???? What??????Please enjoy the 79th episode of Wut! If you like what you hear,

78: Girlboss 2: Girlboss on Trial and a G-G-G-Ghost?!

Sep 16th, 2021 1h 17m

It's officially spooky season (don't @ me) and Ellie and Chelsea are bringing the SPOOKS, whether its the most haunted house in all of Ireland (aka Atlantis) or the spookily low voice of one Elizabeth Holmes. If you've heard your friends talkin

77: The Art in the Rice and Defunct Media Formats

Sep 8th, 2021 1h 3m

Thanks everyone for sticking with us through our week off! This week on the pod Ellie is taking on a tour of the Japanese village Inakadate, which found a creative solution to their tourism problem, while Chelsea tries to explain Circuit City a

76: Ghostwatch and our Future Robot Overlords

Aug 25th, 2021 1h 10m

Connor Shea joins us yet again on this spooktacular episode of Wut! Chelsea tells Ellie about the time the BBC scared the pants off 11 million people (and earned a ten year TV ban), while Ellie brings the SCARES via Sophia and Grace, two emotio

75: The Glitter, the Grey, the Way, and the Ultimate Dad Movie Topic

Aug 18th, 2021 1h 6m

The girls are back this week with a breakdown of the pop culture butterfly effect that's sweeping the Internet, plus a deep dive on this history of the gladiatorial games. Was everyone's dad obsessed with the movie Gladiator, or just us? Let us

74: Bass Pro Shop Pyramid and the History of Gymnastics (OLYMPICS)

Aug 11th, 2021 1h

Featuring a new theme song! This week we have friend of the pod (and potential competerio?) Max Kruemcke subs in for Team Wildcard to bring us the wild and true story of the giant Pyramid in Memphis, Tennessee, while Ellie comes in strong and ~

73: The Worst Beach Treasure and the Nine Days' Queen

Jul 30th, 2021 1h 15m

Ellie and Chelsea are back! This time it's all about RICHES: beach treasures, crowns, axes.... Don't ~lose your head (ugh sorry) over this very special episode of Wut!Please enjoy the 73rd episode of Wut! If you like what you hear, leave us a

72:The Woman in the Cathedral and Shark Apologists

Jul 21st, 2021 57m

Patrick Matthews is the guest judge this week to chat about some seriously seriously stuff. Chelsea takes us to Romania to talk about the legend of Master Manole, and Ellie brings the heat with her topic all about Shark Attacks!Please enjoy th

STINKY HORNY MONEY: Redux

Jul 15th, 2021 59m 26s

Hiya friends! We took a week off to recover from Chelsea's birthday weekend so please enjoy this episode from the archives!Ellie, Chelsea, and Miles chat augmented robotic and cybertronic (is that a word?) humanity, Elon Musk, the power of sex

71: Ghost Ships and Cicada 3301

Jul 7th, 2021 1h 7m

Colton "Clamhands" Clements is BACK - this time playing for Team Wildcard with a raucous tale of dark webs and not-so-hidden cyphers. Also, BUGS (kinda)! Meanwhile Ellie spins a yarn (that's an expression, right?) about Ghost Ships, like real a

70: PP Hype House Edition

Jun 30th, 2021 1h 42m

Unfortunately our beloved host Ellie couldn't be with us this week, so Chelsea brought in a couple ringers: guest Connor Shea and Celia Tise as acting cohost! It's a whole house takeover, and it's maybe our most deranged episode yet. Along the

69: NICE! (also Ruby Slippers and Small Town Takeover)

Jun 23rd, 2021 1h 1m

Welcome to Wednesday where we introduce you to the four Ws of our weekend: Women, Writing, Wet (bed) and Weekend! Don't try to understand, it will never make sense! This week Chelsea is relaying the story of a small town in North Dakota that wa

68:Atlantis, Ireland, and Crush, TX

Jun 9th, 2021 49m 38s

Ellie and Chelsea are back this week talking about the latest theories on what really happened to Atlantis (or whether it exists at all), plus, the weird true story of the second largest city in all of Texas... for 24 hours only.Please enjoy t

67: 500 Days of Not Summer and the Celebrity Death Conspiracies

Jun 2nd, 2021 1h 6m

This Memorial Day weekend left Chelsea STRUGGLING so she brought in a ringer: friend and resident smart person Spencer Crum drops in to play for Team Wildcard, bringing a wallop of a story about maybe the worst boys' trip in history. Meanwhile