It was supposed to be two parts! It was supposed to be released 2 weeks ago! But this is the end! Listen in for confirmation that if you do a half-assed job, don't care about your subordinates, place loyalty ahead of experience, even the worse

018 Shipwreck of the Medusa Part Deux

May 10th, 2019 44m 43s

Is the ship going to run aground?? Yes. Will the Captain go down with the ship?? Hell, no. Behold the power of ego, ineptitude and apathy towards one's fellow man! Listen in bewilderment of how people can turn into cannibals after mere hours on

017 Shipwreck of the Medusa

May 1st, 2019 1h 1m

What happens when you put an entitled idiot in charge of a relatively simple naval task and he, in turn, puts an even more entitled idiot in charge so he can get where he's going as fast as possible because another idiot tells him to ignore all

016 Reality TV Murders

Apr 9th, 2019 1h 18m

The magic of daytime TV has given society the "Cash me ousside" girl, a look into the mind of Tom Cruise and a fist fight between Geraldo and Nazis. But they've also been the catalyst to some very gruesome crimes. Listen in and learn about t

015 Yikes! Murder in Songs!

Mar 20th, 2019 54m 34s

MURDER BALLADS ARE A THING and they are horrifying, hilarious and sometimes, quite touching. Listen to Acadia Einstein, Jennifer Sandwich and Mells Bells (research by Gee Gee Caffeine) terribly sing all their favorite songs about murder death k

014 Guillotines!

Mar 1st, 2019 48m 19s

We have a special guest today! Mells Bells returns to talk to us about guillotines! Just some very normal chat about the most efficient beheading machine ever made and some very serious puns. Sorry for the delay and thanks again for listening!

013 Quadrupedal People of Turkey

Feb 20th, 2019 29m 39s

Five members of a family in rural Turkey walk on all fours. Are they humans devolving? Are they a missing link? Do they lack a gene that is responsible for modern humans to walk on two legs? Or is it something else? Yep. It's something else. Li

012 Quicksand will kill us all

Feb 13th, 2019 53m 56s

70s, 80s, 90s movies told us that we would all certainly die of quicksand and it would kill our beloved horses, too. But what even is it? Is it as prevalent as movies from our childhood said it was? Will it kill you? Yes. It probably will. But

011 Susan Cabot and the King

Feb 6th, 2019 1h 2m

A Hollywood star, a King, the CIA, youth serums, dwarfism, squalor, ninjas, mad cow disease, murder; this story's got it all!

010 Deathlist

Feb 4th, 2019 56m 44s

England has a dead pool. We want in on it. Sweatshirt, Acadia and Sandwich talk about current deathlist favorites, 80s sitcoms, which version of The Office is better, sexy dudes and how to make the dead pool more challenging by adding in younge

009 Ted Talkin'

Feb 2nd, 2019 1h 15m

We lost 2 weeks to the flu, had ridiculous weather, lost our voices, encountered technical problems that destroyed this week's episode, SO Mells called in wanting to do a Ted Talk. No, not *that* Ted Talk, a Ted BUNDY talk. With all the Bundy B

008 A Murder in Iceland

Jan 22nd, 2019 1h 1m

Iceland is known for it's majestic cliffs, lush landscapes and rugged shorelines. It is not known for its crime rate. But in 2017, Iceland broke their record for murders: 4 for the entire counter, for the entire year. We are going to tell you a

007 Body Integrity Identity Disorder (BIID)

Jan 15th, 2019 1h 32m

What if your brain and your body didn't jive? What if the only cure for your disorder was amputation? What if you had to do it yourself?

Russia's Granny Ripper

Jan 8th, 2019 32m 18s

Tamara Samsonova loves writing, stair-climbing, cooking, laughing, blowing kisses and chopping up anyone who pisses her off. Join us for a short episode on Russia's very own Granny Ripper and learn about Olivier Salad, mean roommates, and what

Yeah, we've got a Patreon now!

Jan 8th, 2019 1m 54s

Are we doing this right? Who knows? This delicious trash is free and will always be free, but seems like all the cool kids are doing it so we'll do it, too. If ya like us, we'd love some support and probably won't get any if we don't at least

KILLER KARAOKE Hotel Minnesota

Jan 6th, 2019 1m 38s

Here's some dumb-ass karaoke from Jennifer Sandwich singing about the Glensheen 3-parter! SPOILER ALERT! If you haven't listened to the Glensheen episodes, this lil ditty will spoil it all. If you're cool with that, give it a listen. Apologies

005 Glensheen Mansion Murders Part 3

Jan 2nd, 2019 58m 58s

One last toot for Duluth, Minnesota's Glensheen murders. We learn about Marjorie's post-mother-smother life and Roger's pathetic and short existence and the lessons learned from foolishly being Marjorie's lapdog. Marjorie Congdon LeRoy Caldwell

004 Glensheen Mansion Murders Part 2

Dec 25th, 2018 56m 25s

Glensheen Mansion lies on the north shore of Lake Superior in Duluth, Minnesota. It was built by mining magnate, Chester Congdon and his wife, Clara in 1906 and home to their 7 children. Their daughter Elizabeth Congdon, along with her nurse Ve

003 Glensheen Mansion Murders Part 1

Dec 18th, 2018 1h

Betty Broderick Part 1

Dec 3rd, 2018 37m 10s

Housewife, socialite and super-mom Betty Broderick drove to her ex-husband's home on an early Sunday morning and shot Dan Broderick and his new (much younger) wife, Linda Kolkena dead in their bed. Except for the end result, this was just anoth