Our work was done. We'd said all we needed to say. We apparated from this world, much like monks who retreat to a mountaintop hovel. Only for us, we apparated via Greyhound and hoveled in an abandoned Bauxite mine outside Eufaula, Alabama.

Episode 51: Vintage Vape

May 16th, 2015 11m 51s

Whether you like baseball, chicken dinners, multilevel marketing, or The Price is Right, we offer several varietals of bespoke juices you can enjoy with your family for generations.

Episode 50: Scat Academy (Part 1)

Nov 2nd, 2013 46m 25s

Welcome to the You Look Nice Today® Scat Immersion Program™. No dogs, babies, or squares allowed.In preparation for your first day on campus, please learn these key phrases, as they represent your final connection with your native tongue:

Episode 49: Make a Given Wish

Jan 3rd, 2013 28m 15s

As part of a pilot program, The You Look Nice Today Foundation (a Delaware corporation) has recently undertaken a groundbreaking new outreach initiative to provide comfort to those in theoretical need. So, YES: we will sell, lend, or lease

Episode 48: Schrodinger's Conference Bag

Dec 2nd, 2012 33m 9s

Welcome to the global premiere of the International You Look Nice Today Conference & Expo™! Get ready for an epic showcase of big-idea ideations and tactical tactics to be held in the picturesque Los Altos Community Centre, December 2nd 2012!

Episode 47: Adam Ruins Everything

Nov 2nd, 2012 40m 36s

Listen. It’s actually very simple.When you buy in to the You Look Nice Today “Inverted Triangle Program™” you enter a world of theoretically unlimited income. Recruit two friends, ask them to recruit two friends, and—BOOM—you’re reviving ev

Episode 46: Poolside

Oct 2nd, 2012 36m 13s

ATTENTION! POOL RULES!Free swim Thursdays 4:00 - 4:15.Shower before entering pool. Also, shave before entering pool. This is a “Body Shame Free” zone. You must keep your eyes closed at all times.Chairs may only be saved with a passport,

Episode 45: Morning Glory

Sep 2nd, 2012 30m 21s

TO: Paul Polman, CEOUnilever PLCLondon, United Kingdom Dear Mr. Polman, I hope you can help me. You are in charge of a massive, multinational food and detergent company. So I understand that you are a very busy man. My problem, while

Episode 44: The Rules

Aug 2nd, 2012 39m 37s

Hello, my friend! Welcome to my humble automobile dealership! Ah, yes. Very nice. I see you eyeing our all new 2013 Toyota Scimitar with optional Sports Package and Premium Ground Effects. This favored daughter of luxury is blessed with power

Episode 43: Gellies Local 416

Jul 2nd, 2012 33m 27s

Thieving Threesome Nabbed(California) Three men were detained and arrested at a local Target today, charged with the attempted theft of over $400 in merchandise. The men refused to identify themselves, giving only their local club affiliation

Episode 42: Druthers, CA

Jun 2nd, 2012 40m 55s

Welcome to Druthers, CA! Here are some tips for making the most of your visit with us:• Yes. Keep checking your mailbox. No, again. Faster. Now, pay it forward.• DO not touch the princess anywhere that her swimsuit would cover.• No sighin

Episode 41: The Stenciled Approach

May 3rd, 2012 40m 1s

The Stenciled Approach | You Look Nice Today on HuffdufferSummer’s right around the corner, guys. So, let’s get in gear—yes, your gear! First, make sure you’ve got everything sorted, basketed, washed, dried, pressed, steamed, folded, blocke

Episode 40: Lobster Farm

Apr 2nd, 2012 30m 27s

We don’t know anyone who loves sushi more than we do. That’s because when we meet someone who loves sushi, we stop talking to them forever. Because we want to be the biggest sushi lovers we know.To honor that love, we worked with a team of ch

A Sextodecimestrial Letter to YLNT Shareholders

Mar 30th, 2012

Bona FidesTO THE SHAREHOLDERS OF …AND POTATO, INC., A DELAWARE CORPORATION (D/B/A, “YOU LOOK NICE TODAY”):Sui generis, and in keeping with the reductio ad lexis terms viz. the charter, bylaws, and codicils of our de jure public incorporation

Episode 39: Razzledazzle

Mar 7th, 2012 35m 15s

Unpeeling the gunt, extending the brand, and rendering a sidekick polyhedron that really scales.It’s a start.

Episode 38: That's Babies

Nov 3rd, 2010 41m 37s

“Baby City”Trad., to the tune of “Tabula Rasa” by Arvo PärtBabies are specialbabies are toughbabies have smooth skinNE-VER rough! Have you been to this placethis magical landwhere everyone’s a baby(baby hearts, baby handsbaby heart

Episode 37: The Magic Number

May 19th, 2010 34m 6s

We went, with some friends, into the woods. A few days later we left the woods. Our memory of the time we spent in the woods is a bit fuzzy; fortunately, someone thought to make an audio recording of it.This episode is about friendship. (And

Episode 36: Bubbles

Feb 9th, 2010 41m 42s

Bankruptcy Liquidation AuctionBeginning @ 9:00 AM-85 Herston Rd.Long Beach, CAFeb 8, 2010Registration 7:30-10:00 A.M.Auction With Reserve Will Be Conducted By:Leroy D. Plaavs, III, License #KCL6232Notice:LIQUIDATION OF THEIR 15’ x

Episode 35: The Sake Period

Dec 4th, 2009 29m 41s

Subject: #1228743 “Mann”Application Date: September 4, 1980Subject has submitted a new application to the Coolness Review Board. Note that this is Subject’s 12th separate application to the Board in just the past 2 years.No signs of progre

Episode 34: In Congrefs

Oct 9th, 2009 32m 51s

Hop in our decommissioned World War II tank that has been outfitted to look like the Liberty Bell. The You Look Nice Today Tour of Philadelphia Hotspots starts in 5 minutes!For just a few dollars we’ll take you on an all-day tour of The Cit

Episode 33: Breakin' In

Sep 16th, 2009 43m 11s

While under the influence of y, we reveal that:Merlin once put x in an envelope.Scott hoped another guy’s x would draw attention away from his own -(x).Adam = 2x.If y = “tequila,” solve for x.Also: Belch alert. Home invasion defense st

East Arcadia State: 2009 MindSetter Sheet

Aug 25th, 2009

At the dawn of each academic year, East Arcadia State University prepares our instructors and staff by curating some facts and observations about the generational differences that are peculiar to our incoming freshman class. By understanding

Episode 32: The Good Part

Jul 30th, 2009 31m 6s

You’re gonna love it—the guitar does this “Wheeee!” thing while the drums go all “Chukka chukka booda booda.” OK, here it comes. Shhhh!No wait, that’s not it. Almost there, just after this last chorus. Seriously, I think you’re going to love

Episode 31: Lonely Polisher

May 22nd, 2009 41m 18s

Seattle LIVE!: April 23, 2009We teamed up with our pals Jordan, Jesse, Go! and took the Monsters of Podcasting on the road. Our Pacific Northwest Megatour kicked off in Seattle on Thursday and finally ended in Portland, on Sunday. In between:

Episode 30: Angry Captain

May 6th, 2009 34m 30s

INT. DINGY POLICE CAPTAIN’S OFFICE IN THE 80’s - NIGHTThe chair behind the captain’s desk is empty. Two men sit, smoking, in folding chairs facing the desk. CABINTIRE (Adam Lisagor) relaxes in one chair; FLEECE (Emmanuel Lewis) fidgets in the