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Released Thursday, 28th November 2024
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is it hot in here or what? We're

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an attractive guy. That's the fabulous Tony Cantwell.

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I'm talking about Shane Daniel Byrne. He is under

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Prickle. Meet Prickle. Is that nothing for you?

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Maybe it's pickle. We like the pickle. We

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do like pickle. We do like the pickle

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water, but the whole trip we kept calling

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it Prickland. Prickland. And everyone from

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Germany, this guy, Alan, was like, Shane, can

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I have some Prickland? And

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he just really went for it. It was one of those

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holiday bits. Yeah, you just keep it as a joke. I

2:58

went with the youth theatre to Vienna. It was a

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fantastic trip. Oh yeah? It really was

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a fantastic trip. Very special. Must

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have been a young fool into that. The youth theatre

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went to Vienna. What were you doing there? It was

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the International Festival of Youth Theatres and we were representing

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Ireland. Oh wow. Did you walk with a

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flag? No, it wasn't like that. You

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just did your shows. It was in this boarding

3:18

school in Vienna and it was absolutely huge and

3:20

they had like a pool in it and everything.

3:25

Then we were on the pool and they were like,

3:27

all right, no more pool time. Get out on our

3:29

downtime and then they were like, get out and everyone

3:31

was like, no. And then they were like, okay,

3:34

we'll switch off the lights. They switched off

3:36

the lights and just like, hot

3:38

and horny young people. Wait, just horny young people.

3:40

Turn the back on! Turn the

3:42

back on! And everyone just like, we were just

3:44

like, absolutely losing our minds. It was like, this

3:46

is so cool. We're swimming in a pool

3:48

in the dime. Fuck it. Everyone was

3:50

like, yeah! Well, it was very stressful. We had,

3:52

there was a, your man was a bit

3:55

of a renegade man in the amateur dramatics

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and he like insisted there be a group

3:59

from Israel. and Palestine. Yeah.

4:01

Yeah. And not kiss each other.

4:04

The show was all about Israel's occupation.

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And you know, I have no memory of what

4:09

Israel's show was. Shants

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fired the U theater, the

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Israeli theater, the German show.

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Very good. Very arresting. Sad

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about a horrible event in

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Germany where what a horrible

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event? No, not that one. Where

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people were families and

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schools were held

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hostage and then gassed and also shot. Remember

4:32

this was a horrible event. And

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they did this horrible. It's a Red Army

4:37

faction. No, it was it was only in 2000s. This

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happened and they did this. It

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was really good theater, but it was so

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sad that they were all being kids and

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only being kids. They're playing balloons and then

4:49

they pop the balloon and fall and you'd be like, ha

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ha. And then they like pop a balloon and fall. They're

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being shot. And it was so good.

4:56

Sometimes simple little things. We think in that way,

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you know, Brechtian kind of notes of hyper

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theater and stuff like that. Our show was real

5:04

cool. We had fellas putting on dresses and everyone

5:06

kissed everyone. And I was brilliant. Wow. I fell

5:08

down in water and sing in the carpenters. Something

5:11

silly. No, it wasn't. It was great. You gave

5:13

me a kiss. You gave me

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a kiss. They all loved it. We kissed you on

5:17

Blindbat. That kind of thing. They loved our show. It

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really was a great, great time. The Red

5:22

Army faction, if people don't know, they're sort

5:24

of a radical group of anti-capitalist

5:26

German students who I think they actually

5:28

ended up killing a few politicians and

5:30

stuff like that. But they were people

5:32

who, you know, were

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super. You gotta break a few eggs, make an arm,

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let's kill you. I don't know whether I'm on site

5:39

or not. They kidnapped people. They were like bad guys.

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I'm a bit offside now. But they were like, but

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they went to the IRA because the IRA was sort of

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the big, you know, they were the

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news story. Like when my dad was young, he used to

5:52

think about it. It was in the news all the time.

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He'd be like, oh, Arnd is a place where there's a

5:56

war on. That's kind of the perception. And

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they went to the IRA. quite funny. They were

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like, let's like team up and do stuff.

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And the IRA just found them really like

6:06

theoretical. They were really like, yeah because you know

6:08

like society, like the capitalist thing, we need to

6:11

totally reduce that and what we need to do

6:13

is kill a few people at the top. And

6:15

the IRA like, nah we just want like Ireland.

6:19

It's pretty simple actually. They told them to

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fuck off. They were like, these

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are just like you know, airy-fairy students, you

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know. Even though they

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did end up I think trying to kill a few people.

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I do think I've said

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this before and I stand by it

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not saying it should happen. I think

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if we want to save the world from,

6:38

save the planet from climate

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change, we will have to

6:43

do French Revolution style guillotine

6:45

execution, mass imprisonment, whatever it is.

6:47

We'll have to completely up heave

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society. You have no idea how many powdered

6:53

snooker tables are gonna happen now. You have

6:55

no idea. You've released the beast. You're

6:57

gonna run out and come on the snooker table

6:59

and start throwing the powder on herself. Stop

7:02

oil, you know. The amount of Mona Lisa's, you

7:04

think Mona Lisa's been defaced? You have no idea.

7:06

I think it'll have to be a whole new

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thing. The amount of

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soup has gone through the roof since Shing Daniel

7:12

burns. I just can't see another way. The

7:15

greed of the capitalism and the ignorance of the thing

7:17

and the insistence on the this that and

7:19

the other. They're like the only thing will have

7:21

to all just be stopped and removed. We'll say

7:23

removed. However that happens I don't know.

7:25

I hopefully don't kill them. I don't know but I

7:27

just feel like it's gonna... They need to take the

7:29

10 CEOs of the most polluting companies and they need

7:32

to dox them and release all their kind of thirsty

7:34

Instagram messages. I think is what they need to do.

7:37

I think that's for that, you know. I don't see

7:39

any other way out than something radical. That's the only thing

7:41

I think. And people like it

7:43

seems radical to throw paint on steps. People

7:46

are freaking out. They're gluing themselves to the

7:48

road. We've got to go to work. You're

7:50

like, you're late for work. You'll be grand.

7:52

Also it's not the actual Mona Lisa. It's

7:56

their true soup on the glass. Also

7:58

like what an excuse. to

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get to work late. If

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you're driving along and someone's glued themselves to the road,

8:04

you go, well, I don't have to get in until

8:06

12 now. And what do

8:09

I say to my boss? I say, yeah, someone glued

8:11

themselves to the road and you can both go, oh

8:13

yeah, what an idiot. And you

8:15

get the whole, they're giving you the morning off. I

8:17

want to deliver a good return for the shareholders who

8:19

really have to. No, but we do. Sorry,

8:21

just because it's really important for us to

8:24

bring a great return for the Young Hark guys shareholders.

8:27

We do have some really wonderful shareholders who

8:30

we do want to make sure

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that they get a good return. Who

8:35

are our shareholders? Oh, well, I do listener of the

8:37

week. Kira. Kira, listener of the week.

8:39

My main shareholders, I've already heard this one, but

8:41

I thought it was so I did it on

8:43

the bone bone bone on the on the

8:45

main. Shane's gone. Sorry.

8:49

You don't know. You don't know. But

8:51

I'm here, showed up for work as a legend. I worked

8:53

so hard. I can't help that. I can't believe

8:55

in one of those people that was like, well, I have to. I

8:57

was like, what am I going to do? I have to win.

8:59

I'm one of those people now. But anyway, I worked

9:01

for myself. So that's why I don't work for the

9:03

shareholders. But I do work for the shareholders. Anyway, if

9:05

you're thinking of doing some private activism, glue yourself outside

9:07

Shane's house so that he doesn't have to go to

9:09

work. Yeah, I can work for a

9:11

moat from home. So it's grand. I

9:14

have a microphone in my head. Glue yourself to

9:16

his laptop. I can't do gigs. That's right. That'd

9:18

be fair enough. Yeah, I couldn't make it true.

9:20

But Kira, anyway, Specsavers had an ad up on

9:22

their Instagram, their TikTok, their little TikTok and the

9:24

girl of the ad was like, Specsavers is great.

9:26

And I love Specsavers. And

9:28

then Kira just comes to almost like

9:30

release Shane Daniel Burns prescription. We

9:33

love it. Kira, so Kira is listening

9:35

up the week. Thank you, Kira. Our

9:38

main shareholder. Kira reads as her TikTok,

9:40

I think. You're your own

9:42

boss. Are you a kind or are you

9:44

a mean boss? I

9:46

am both laissez-faire and the opposite

9:48

of that. Extremely.

9:51

No, I need to be, you know,

9:53

I'm at it. I'm

9:56

at a crossroads now, because I have been. This

9:58

is the sickest year on record. find

18:00

out. I have an audio recording of mine. I

18:02

did, uh, I think

18:04

mine was videoed. Actually, I think I have

18:07

it somewhere, but I had loads because I

18:09

was famous online before famous. Because

18:13

I was internationally recognized before being a comedian on

18:15

stage. I

18:18

had an audience there already. So they, um, came,

18:22

they came to the show and they were

18:24

like, you know, they were people who already knew my

18:26

style of comedy. So we're a game for it. So

18:28

it was actually a very, very fun first

18:30

gig. And then I went and did the clubs and I was

18:32

like, yeah, fucking smash these up. And I remember doing one that

18:34

was all tourists and like, they weren't laughing at the jokes. And

18:36

I was like, what the fuck is going on here? These

18:39

are funny. Sorry. I was so preoccupied

18:41

looking at my phone. They're both on their phones.

18:44

Everyone's reminiscing about their stories. I just was wondering

18:46

if I could find, I actually listened to you.

18:48

Your first gig was good. Yeah, it was very

18:50

good. But, uh, it was also,

18:52

uh, uh, not, well,

18:55

I saw two men on their phones. Yeah.

18:58

You keep looking up every two seconds. You

19:01

turn and look up at me, go, am I Doran? Can

19:03

you not manage a few minutes talking to the audience on

19:05

your own? Are you not a fucking seasoned comedian? They want

19:07

to tour around the country. Well, not, not when

19:10

two people are in my space. Look at Tony is

19:12

literally doesn't even know that this is going on. I don't

19:14

know. This is my opening joke, right? Okay. So

19:19

I'm Tony. I have no idea why I'm

19:21

up here. This is like everyone I know

19:23

in this room and my generic nightmare, but

19:25

being naked with an incredibly small

19:27

penis. But then I usually wake

19:29

up your penis joke and I look at my

19:32

penis and it's hard. And it's that sort of

19:34

Christmas day happiness. There's

19:36

my first joke. There's something in that. Uh,

19:39

guys, what is up with that morning penis? It's

19:42

straight straight penis. Yes. Like opening, you

19:44

know, so you went straight into penis.

19:47

Yeah. It's so hard in the morning.

19:49

It's got, it's like a Marvel, Aardvark

19:51

on steroids. Um,

19:54

you need to know who that is. It's

19:56

a lot about the dick here. Um, sorry, that's

19:58

too much information. information about

20:00

my penis, I'm gay for my penis. What?

20:03

Yeah, I shouldn't have read, you know what I

20:06

mean? So a bit of fine-shoony. Just sometimes you

20:08

go back and think, is there anything in there?

20:10

And then it's like absolutely not. Nothing there, you

20:13

know? Mine is a few bits. Yeah? Yeah,

20:16

it started off, I said, what a beautiful act

20:18

of hope and unity that you're all applauding, as

20:20

if I might do something that merits that clapping.

20:23

This is my first time doing this. Are you aware of the distinct

20:25

possibility this might be awful for all of us? Are

20:28

you aware of that? And then I would point at someone and

20:30

say, you specifically are you aware of that? But

20:33

that's not how I started. He'd said something about the club turning 30

20:35

years old. And I said, now he was mentioning

20:37

that this club was turning 30 years old this year.

20:39

Well, so am I. And

20:42

then I said, I'm not gonna do any

20:44

jokes about turning 30, I think that's boring. The only thing

20:46

about turning 30 is that the older you get more hair

20:48

in your ears and less in your scalp. That's

20:51

funny. That's funny. That's a few jokes. You know who was

20:53

there? David O'Dartie was the headline on my first show. You're

20:55

joking. Yeah, I know, I was freaking out. And then I

20:58

told him this a couple of years later and I said,

21:00

someone was talking about my first case and I was like,

21:02

and you were there. And he's like, oh, I don't remember.

21:05

I didn't expect you to, but they were all really nice. Well,

21:10

they weren't. The communities were really weird when I first started.

21:12

Like Ruth Hunter was on the stairs in front of me

21:14

and no one talked to me yet. And then Ruth turned

21:16

around and went, so comedy,

21:20

that's something you're doing. And

21:24

I thought that was nice enough. I

21:27

was like, that'll do, I'm involved in

21:29

some way. That's something you're doing. Not

21:32

anymore. Yeah, I'd rather not, thank

21:35

you. I've got to go. And nobody knew I did it. I

21:37

didn't tell anybody, even if I didn't tell my housemate, who

21:39

I was living with, I didn't even tell him, I just went off

21:41

and did it. And I wrote it on

21:43

post, it's in the kitchen. And that's what I did.

21:46

Isn't it amazing? Isn't it amazing? You just do

21:49

it. And look at you now, sick

21:51

as a dog. Sick as a dog, coming in

21:53

to talk to you dogs, you all see dogs

21:56

on a morning on

21:58

my partner's birthday. It's Ray's

22:00

birthday! Happy birthday to

22:03

the wonderful Prince Raymond. We are

22:05

all darling fans of you.

22:08

We love you so much. You're meant for a drink

22:10

after your show tonight, if you want. Oh yeah, definitely.

22:12

I won't even invite you, Tony. It's too short notice.

22:14

It's too short notice. I

22:16

have known Ray the longest out of all of

22:19

you guys. I've known Ray so long. He's such

22:21

a lovely man. I knew Ray before you moved

22:23

into that house, you silly boy. Well, no, I'm

22:25

not in. I knew him longer than... But I

22:27

knew him before. My relationship with Ray lasts longer

22:30

than you guys. Oh, that's true. Yeah, I understand.

22:32

And he's a great guy and he's always been there for me. Well,

22:35

he's a very handsome man. He's

22:37

very interesting. He's got my... Raymond is

22:39

handsome. You know what? More

22:41

in common with him than I do Shane.

22:43

I put up... I was trying to do...

22:46

When I was in Australia, I was trying to get my phone...

22:48

I bet you I should have just asked Tony. He could have

22:50

done it for me. I was trying to get my phone to

22:52

have a widget on my home screen that would say what time

22:54

it was at home. And I couldn't

22:56

get that. Eventually I found... Then it

22:58

was like, just offered me. It's like, you want this purple

23:00

picture of Raymond on there as well? So

23:03

my phone now has just Raymond on the

23:06

thing. And I'm not lovely, Dovey. We don't have

23:08

that, but we have boyfriends. So he's there and

23:11

you can see Simon there, Dublin, and they made

23:13

this blue thing. But Daniel Clark, the MC of

23:15

the crack team, Comedy Club, he was like, he's

23:17

like, they're you up there, Raymond? And

23:19

I was like, yeah. And he's like, why? I was like, right. And

23:22

he's like, no, no, no. He's like, he's got a good, good, good

23:24

block. And I was like, yeah. And

23:26

I was like, I'm not surprised. I was

23:28

like, well, you are. It's too late now.

23:30

And it was

23:32

like, also his wife, his wife, beautiful

23:34

and nice and calm. So he is

23:37

wild. Damien Clark. I was like, you

23:39

are wild and weird. And I was

23:41

like, I think he had his child.

23:43

I can't be sure we don't know if it's a child.

23:45

I will. He had his child. He

23:47

had a childcare issue and he had an early gig we were

23:49

doing in the crack den and he had his child downstairs. So

23:51

the comedians were taking it in turns. It's in the workman's. So

23:53

his child was in the Bison bar. It

23:56

was only six o'clock in the day. So it was a private gig. So

23:59

his child was downstairs. and then we'd take it and turn

24:01

to go sit with the child. Well, so

24:03

like I went down and Claire was like, I've

24:05

just finished, you go on ahead. So

24:07

we were swapping over it, mine and the child. Children's

24:09

day are so different to when I was a child.

24:11

If that happened to me as a kid, I'd be

24:13

like deathly quiet and would have had my hands folded.

24:15

I wouldn't have had a toy, but don't think I

24:17

would have just sat there and stared at the wall

24:19

or broke up a beer mat or whatever. But the

24:22

child, I think he's like seven and he was just

24:24

so cool with, he knew the situation. He was like,

24:26

I was like, hey, hey, whatever. And I was like,

24:28

we met before at the festival. And

24:30

then he was like, looked at me and he's like, right.

24:33

I started going through, he's like, right. So tell him a

24:35

bit of toys. He was like, cause obviously he knew, I'm

24:37

going to say who's this and what's this? And he had

24:39

a little cat and he's like, this is meow meow. So

24:42

it was a great name for a cat. And he's

24:44

like, so this is a game where I move these trucks around

24:46

and these cards. And I was like, okay, he just, he basically,

24:49

he kind of baby sat me, he's like, he's

24:52

like, I'll occupy this fella for a few minutes. He knew what he

24:54

was doing. So how are you feeling about the gig? Yeah,

24:57

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26:51

I played five-sigh last night. That

26:53

was really fun. How's your legs?

26:57

Good, yeah, back on it. I'm back on it now. And

27:00

you're back on the gear as well. I'm back on the gear and I'm

27:02

having a great time. It's really good. I

27:04

realize I talk a lot about, I come home

27:07

and then reenact every goal I've scored in

27:09

front of Anna while she's literally looking at her

27:11

phone. That is so cute. I'm

27:13

like, yeah, and then, so it's coming into

27:15

me on my right and then I turn

27:17

around and you know I'm not as good

27:20

on my right when I'm turning. But actually

27:22

this time, it was unbelievable. That is so

27:24

cute. I love that. But then equally, I

27:26

can't storm in and just go straight into

27:28

the shower and just go, you

27:31

okay in there? No! Was

27:33

that when you were crap? That's when I was crap. But

27:35

yesterday was really good because we were, players

27:38

short because it was very frosty. Very frosty.

27:40

Very frosty out there. And then we were

27:43

getting randomers coming in. We had a lovely guy from

27:45

Hanover who was very good. And then we were still

27:47

a player short. And then this guy walked past. It

27:50

was almost, it was just, you know, so cold and

27:52

frosty. It was like steamy or something. He was from

27:54

Hanunder. No, he was from Hanunder. And

27:57

we walked past wearing chinos. Sorry,

28:00

I just want to pause for how I was looking at

28:02

you telling the story and then I said that Han Under

28:04

joke and then I just turned to Tony and Tony gave

28:06

you a wink. So I just like make sure that Tony

28:08

acknowledged that stupid joke and that's all I needed. And I

28:10

acknowledged that it was good joke. Anyway, he was steamy. He

28:12

was walking past. He was a guy who

28:14

was dressed in a big coat, a big shopping bag, and

28:17

he was wearing Chinos and like regular shoes, maybe kind of

28:19

like trainers, like running shoes or something like that. Because

28:22

he was sort of a heavy set man, short,

28:25

full figured, maybe in his 40s or something like that. Early

28:27

40s did not look like he was, and he kind of

28:30

had paint and stuff on him. And we were like, I

28:32

need to have someone to play. And he was like, yes,

28:34

he has a play. And he came on. I've

28:37

never seen someone play in Chinos before.

28:40

I've literally never seen it. It's insane.

28:42

He was on. Really? He

28:44

was Romanian. He was maybe the best I've ever

28:46

seen. Do you know people really surprise you with

28:48

their, was he just walking along? He was coming

28:50

back. I don't know. I actually don't know. He

28:52

had a shopping bag and stuff. I don't know

28:55

what was going on. It was almost like, you

28:57

know, you call out to the

28:59

gods to provide this person. Then he sort of

29:01

appears from the mist and we were losing and

29:04

he just, he just banged in so

29:06

many goals. And he's doing this weird toe poke kind

29:08

of thing that would always go right, top right corner.

29:10

It was amazing. And I went up to after the

29:12

game and I was like, and everyone's like, what the

29:15

fuck is going on with like, he's wearing Chinos and

29:17

stuff. And I went up and I was like, man,

29:19

Gabby, like, what's going on? You're, you're fucking incredible. And

29:22

it's like, yeah, you know, it's not slippery

29:24

for me. You know, in

29:26

Romania, I learned to play on ice.

29:30

Like, yeah, just for fun. I learned to play football

29:32

on ice. Wow. I

29:34

love that. I love sometimes I wish I

29:36

wasn't gay. I just would love

29:39

that kind of don't give a fuck energy of

29:41

the straight man house. Sometimes he's like, he had

29:43

his shopping bags and he's in his Chinos and

29:45

he's like, I can play. And

29:47

just the universality of like, we played

29:49

this maybe I, okay, I can still be gay and

29:51

play football, but I do think I wish I was.

29:53

I just love that. Universal language of the game. Beautiful

29:55

game. The other day, you know, you speak English. For

29:57

me the other day, it's been like, I'm

30:00

not having a football. Nah, nevermind, just

30:02

play football. That's so great. There's these

30:04

really interesting characters who go down to

30:07

five or side pitches, and we

30:10

call them mercenaries or sellswords. Wow. And

30:12

they go down in the hopes of finding a game,

30:15

and they are always- But he wasn't one

30:17

of them. He wasn't, he didn't seem like

30:19

it. But he may have been walking by,

30:21

and I kind of, in my mystical brain,

30:24

I'm like, he sort of appears whenever someone

30:26

needs someone. Yeah, yeah, yeah. He comes- He's

30:28

an angel. Maybe an angel. A

30:30

Romanian ice playing football angel. Did you

30:32

get his number? Nah. And

30:34

I kind of knew when I said goodbye to him, I

30:37

knew I would never see him again. I

30:39

knew that. And he floated away to me. Yeah,

30:41

yeah. He just floated away. Will we ever see

30:43

again? Sell these. Disobeyed it. There

30:45

was a Romanian show at that international festival

30:47

of youth theaters, and they were all real

30:49

crazy and scary, and one of them did

30:51

manjina in the show. If

30:53

you're not familiar with manjina, it's where you shove

30:56

your dick on balls between your legs and

30:58

then your penis. You look like a little

31:01

vagina. And anyway, he did

31:03

that in the show, went, eeee, like that.

31:06

So they were crazy. Cool guys. It

31:08

was funny, I got home

31:11

after I reenacted 60 minutes

31:13

of Five Side Football to Anna. That's sweet. It

31:15

really is so sweet. She was like, we

31:17

should do like, we should do like some sort

31:20

of like little trip somewhere. And I was like, what about

31:22

Bucharest? Yeah. And

31:25

he's training the ice. I was like, why do we go to

31:27

Romania? I was literally looking

31:29

up like, no, it's actually

31:31

really good Anna. Look, it's got, it's really beautiful. It

31:34

actually does look amazing. So I

31:36

can't wait to go to Bucharest. I always think

31:38

that's so funny about straight couples. Like me and

31:40

Raymond are kind of similar men, right? We have

31:42

lots of differences, of course. But like when

31:45

you guys move in together, like if

31:47

it's a boy and a girl, the

31:49

girl has to just deal with all this boy

31:51

stuff in their life all of a sudden. And

31:53

little things like little hairs in the sink, but

31:55

also you have to have this man

31:58

telling you about the gold he's got. 45

32:01

minutes ago just happened and you're breaking

32:03

it down knowing and this performance

32:05

that you know she's not really listening but you're

32:07

just doing it anyway like like you're telling your

32:09

mom I think there's something I just find fascinating

32:12

about it. I have to say to Terry sometimes

32:14

I'm like look I can I talk at you

32:16

now for like an hour and she's like alright

32:18

go on. And

32:21

sometimes depending on the mood you know if I haven't

32:23

kind of let her know ahead of time she might

32:25

just be talking I mean it was one

32:27

time I was telling her about how The Rock was back in

32:29

wrestling and how he had kind of like strong arm

32:31

his way into the WrestleMania you know you

32:34

know main event and then like and I was

32:36

like it was an unbelievable drama that was happening in wrestling at the

32:38

time and her mouth was she was like and

32:40

I told her when I finished and I was

32:43

like isn't that crazy and she goes I can't

32:45

believe you thought I would give a shit about

32:47

that. I was like alright. But

32:49

it's funny you just can you can just be

32:51

like sometimes like I don't give a shit are

32:53

you still talking and we laugh and I just

32:55

keep talking and vice versa she's talking about like

32:58

skincare or some sort of Korean you know skin

33:00

thing she's after buying you know it's

33:02

just what happens you just have to kind of telegraph I'm

33:04

gonna talk at you know for a little while getting them

33:07

in the car is great because they're fucking trapped and if

33:09

you're driving then you can kind of be like hmm you're

33:11

listening there you know. I've turned into

33:13

my own father where if we drive past certain

33:15

places I tell Raim and the same things about

33:17

those places or we walk by the other

33:20

day I told him where a girl from my class lived when

33:22

we walked by my old primary school and I was like she

33:24

lived there that was our school there and I was like have

33:26

we told you before you he was like yes

33:29

yes you have yes you have but sometimes now

33:31

I just do them because I

33:33

feel obliged I must do them

33:36

hmm like I told you before when I was

33:38

learning to drive my dad he'd be driving around in

33:40

church and was the way the test center was

33:42

oh this kind of thing is

33:44

people just there or they there

33:47

was a pedophile there and they set him on fire

33:49

in his car and you're like right well should

33:51

I be in third gear like you're like can we

33:53

focus on what we're doing here like where was it

33:56

a on the same road as where the

33:59

bottle tower is Not the bottle tower pub, the

34:01

actual bottle tower pub. No way. Something

34:03

to do with it. Somebody was lit on fire.

34:05

Freddy Krueger. That's how he was made. He

34:09

was a pedophile they sat on fire, the parents sat on fire.

34:11

Really? Freddy Krueger became Freddy Krueger.

34:13

And then he was all, as he was

34:15

burning, he said, like, I'll get your kids

34:17

where you can protect them in their dreams.

34:20

That's terrifying. And he's not the one who

34:22

annoys Jamie Lee Curtis. That's the other fella.

34:24

The other annoys? That's Michael Myers. Michael Myers.

34:26

Michael Myers. Chagadella baby. Terrible grief for Jamie

34:29

Lee Curtis. He's just being

34:31

annoying. He's just being annoying Jamie Lee

34:33

Curtis. The entity. Every time.

34:35

She can't get a baby. I'm a Nepo baby.

34:37

Nepo baby. Every interview. Yeah.

34:39

Sometimes I like Nepo baby. I love

34:41

Jamie Lee Curtis. Do you guys not?

34:44

I love Jamie Lee Curtis. Oh yeah. I love

34:46

Tim Robinson, Susan Sarandon's Nepo baby son. Oh,

34:49

he was making the gag about it? Yeah, he's very funny. Oh,

34:51

he's good. Yeah, he's very funny. What

34:54

did you call the one whose mom is Melanie

34:56

Griffith? She

34:59

was in the Whips and

35:01

Chains film with Jamie Lee, not Jamie

35:03

Lee Curtis, Jamie Dornan. Oh

35:05

yeah. Dakota. Dakota Johnson. Dakota

35:07

Johnson. I like her. I saw

35:10

this on film the next year. I just saw an

35:12

expression on her face, BTS expression on her face in

35:14

a photograph. And I was like, yeah, but she's interesting.

35:16

Like, yes, she's Nepo, but she's interesting. I loved her

35:18

doing the interview for Madame Webb and then that guy

35:21

being like, and I was going to see the trailer,

35:23

you know, a lot of people found that funny. Why

35:25

did they find it funny? Oh, he loved it. Just

35:28

being like, okay, well, like if you're going to do this kind of hop

35:30

on kind of like, let's fucking meme the

35:32

shit out of stuff and slag it like in a,

35:34

as a fucking sheeple virus,

35:36

which I'm all for slagging it. But

35:39

like, if you're actually going to say it to the person, then

35:41

you better have some fucking grounding for us to why you have

35:43

a good gag rather than just copying what everyone else fucking is

35:45

telling you about. She does do shit

35:47

though. She does really shit. She's terrible. Yeah,

35:49

but she's great. Yeah. Like, is she

35:51

an only bad, a showny and bad film? I mean,

35:54

Madame Webb, and then she was also in some weird. Well,

35:56

she tried to do a lot of kind of our

35:58

has films after doing. And

36:00

they weren't very good. Well, check them. And then

36:02

she just went back into Madam Web. I think

36:04

Jamie Doran's had a good run after Post, 50

36:07

Shades, with Belfast, and then that one where he's

36:09

a killer. He's fucking awesome in that show with

36:11

Gillian Anderson. He's probably my top five birds of

36:13

all time. Oh, he's so good in that. Yeah,

36:15

he's great. Oh, like he's brilliant in this. Yeah,

36:17

he's brilliant in that, yeah. Ah,

36:20

he's a little babe, though. Yeah, he is.

36:22

He's a credit-worth-shoe. Credit-worth-shoe. He is a smoke

36:24

show. Yeah, yeah. Dude. And I

36:26

feel like he has a- We do make him good, don't

36:28

we? Sometimes. Like the one

36:31

in the 50,000? One

36:34

in 100,000? Like a

36:37

broad appeal? Yeah. OK,

36:39

yeah, those are few. A hot Irish guy

36:41

is very good. Like, largely speaking, we're not

36:43

the best. But if

36:45

you were to do the median, but

36:47

one in a hot Irish guy, I

36:50

think, beats a- because they got the personality on

36:52

the- Yeah, but they don't

36:54

see all the tight, boot-cut genes

36:57

and trainers from Primark. That

36:59

kind of- the average kind of big

37:02

t-shirt that's- Primark, you s-brit. I

37:05

know. Paprika. Fucking that's embarrassing. Paprika.

37:07

Primark. Primark. No, it's just

37:09

I was in Primark. Primark is actually what we say.

37:11

On Boxing Day there. And I think that's just why,

37:13

because- You were thinking about Boxing Day. I

37:16

was thinking about- recently, I was thinking about if you

37:18

actually heard someone say Boxing Day, and then I accidentally

37:20

said it. I was like, we were making plans for

37:23

Christmas, and I think I was very close. You know,

37:25

you're like, don't ever say that, because I'd be fucking

37:27

cringe if you said it. And I was moments away

37:29

from saying Boxing Day with Terry. Not

37:31

very interesting story, but, you know, a good reminder

37:34

that we have to stick to our

37:36

terminology. Yeah, Saint Stephen, whoever he is.

37:38

Saint Stephen. Saint. Must look up Saint

37:40

Stephen now for the Christmas episode. Saint

37:43

Stephen. Saint Stephen. What

37:46

did he do? I don't know. That's what

37:48

I actually learned before. I feel like he did do

37:50

something good. The one I always remember,

37:52

my favorite Saint, maybe is Saint Francis of Assisi,

37:54

because he just loved animals. When you're

37:56

a kid, you're like, I also love animals. And

37:58

he just loved them. and all the birds would be in

38:01

the palm of his hand. And I just

38:03

remember Francis of Assisi. Yeah, he was very

38:05

Snow White. And he inspired the whole thing.

38:07

All the French Hischermans, they're all Franciscists. Saints

38:09

for absolutely everything. Some of them get, Saint

38:11

Kevin, where Glandaloch is, my mom told

38:13

me a story of, I almost was like,

38:15

why do we love this guy? He, like some woman got

38:19

really infatuated with him. And so she

38:21

kept going to him. So he threw a load of

38:23

nettles in her face. Oh my God, Kevin. And then

38:25

what was it? Because he sell a bit. I don't

38:27

know, yeah. He's like, get away from me. I'm in

38:30

my B5 cell. My little tiny little hole in the

38:32

wall. Look, I haven't been wanking on cornflakes for fucking

38:34

two years now for you to be coming at me

38:36

here, eat nettles. And then Patrick,

38:38

like if you talk to real historians, like, well,

38:41

my mom, who's a tour guide, you know, obviously

38:44

Patrick is this great one. And I

38:46

was like, you know, is Patrick, is he a good guy? Who

38:48

do you like? And she's like, well, which

38:51

Patrick? And I

38:53

was like, well, there was several

38:55

Patricks, if you want to get into it. And

38:58

she said that she thinks the one that

39:00

did well or whatever was because

39:02

he was

39:04

very well connected or whatever. And

39:06

she's like, oh, well, he was just very well connected. But there

39:08

was many Patricks. And what we know as Patrick was several people

39:10

and all this kind of stuff. Cool. The

39:13

way they do that for St. Bridget, they

39:15

just robbed St. Bridget who was like a

39:17

mad witch bitch. And they're like, the whole

39:19

thing, she was like, I just want to

39:21

build somewhere to worship God. And she was

39:23

like, I need a place to give

39:25

people abortions. Right? Give

39:28

me that land. Oh, as much

39:30

as my coat covers here, give us that. Right? Whatever. And

39:32

then people in the community were like, all right. Prank of

39:34

the year was... Prank of this. But also your man, so

39:36

yeah, just as much as this coat. She's like, can I

39:38

have some free land? And your man was like, yeah, as

39:40

big as your show. And like, that's still

39:42

pretty fucking nice. You know what I mean? He

39:44

was being, no, he was being like, he was

39:46

slagging her. What can you build on a show?

39:48

Yeah, but then, but no, Tony, have you heard

39:51

the rest of the story? The miracle is that

39:53

she lays the show down, the show spreads and

39:55

covers the thing and the convent there remains. But

39:57

she was like, come on, bitch, go around doing

39:59

spells. going, yeah, drink out of this well, it's

40:01

good shit in that well. Like she was a

40:03

mad bitch, a heathen pagan who,

40:05

and they were like in an empowered way.

40:08

And not in a drug trade. Should

40:10

we like hate them though? They

40:12

wrote loads of the stuff. I know, but I'm all for the

40:14

revisionist history of, you know, like- We got Bank Holiday out of

40:16

it. No, but like St. Patrick's coming over here. It took for,

40:18

how long did we have to wait for that Bank Holiday? How

40:20

long it will come? I am

40:22

sad. Is it kind of, it's not really called St.

40:24

Patrick's Day Bank Holiday though, is it? I

40:27

wanted them to call it after the Imbulk, which

40:29

is the original pagan-

40:32

It's like a baruka, but-

40:34

No, it's about the pregnancy. We love all

40:37

these pagan holidays and they're all class. And

40:39

they're to do with, you know, you

40:42

have reverence for the people that die and

40:44

you think about them in sound and then

40:46

you respect the fact that the world turns

40:48

and that things grow, you know, for, you

40:50

know, like there's seasons based, you know, there's

40:52

these monumental times between the seasons

40:54

to remind you about what it is to be alive

40:56

and what it is to be connected to the universe.

40:58

And then you got Patrick coming in being like, actually,

41:01

it's not about what you have here. It's about somewhere

41:03

else and you need to be good for someone else

41:05

who's not here. Like I'm all, and then Brian Baruch

41:07

as well, like, you know, being like this

41:10

whole like, let's get the Christian, like he was

41:12

all, that was all Christian. So it was like,

41:14

yeah, Vikings out, but Christianity in, you know, like

41:16

I'm just, I'm all for the revisionist history that

41:19

maybe Brian Baruch and maybe St. Patrick weren't so

41:21

great. Well, I mean- Bring back the pagans. You

41:24

know, these are warlords who are taking up, this is history

41:27

podcast. Are we going too far? But Brian Baruch,

41:29

I don't think was anti-Viking. Was he circumcised or

41:31

uncircumcised? I think he was anti-Viking rule. I mean,

41:34

I don't think he was, because Vikings had been

41:36

an art, like, double was a Viking tan. And

41:39

he teamed up with Vikings in the Bible of Kontaraf as well. Yeah.

41:41

So I'm not sure if he was like, you know,

41:43

racist against Vikings. I think it was more the idea

41:45

that Citrix up beard. Yeah, let's get

41:48

into it. Citrix up and beard. Let's

41:50

do it. You know, they were trying to take over and it

41:52

was a foreign force that was coming in. So it was more

41:54

the Battle of Kontaraf. And that's why

41:57

you'd be speaking. What

41:59

would they be speaking back then? You'd be speaking Swedish if it

42:01

wasn't for Bransbury. So still in Irish. Well. And

42:04

of course, the modern day Battle of

42:07

Clam Tarth is about the battle against

42:09

those rising seas coming across the sea

42:11

from there. And they have their sandbags

42:13

to protect them from

42:15

the rising seas. There's

42:17

times of pretty much every month

42:20

there. Looks great that you have your

42:22

sea view there, but it's well-caused. Should we talk about a

42:24

lot of things on this podcast? Today, I felt like a

42:26

really, I felt like this was, this

42:29

is vintage YHG. And

42:31

I think this is what people like. And

42:33

I'm proud of us today because we did

42:35

just go hopping. And there was enough

42:38

time for each topic. All

42:41

the topics were equally important today. And

42:43

I'm proud of us. And I'm proud of you.

42:45

And I'm mostly proud of myself.

42:48

Yeah. I think that's fair. I just don't know

42:50

why you think someone holding up a shamrock, saying

42:52

this is the Holy Trinity, is any better than

42:54

people knowing where the sun was because they built

42:56

a stone hench or not stone hench. Yeah, but

42:58

they also used to think the sun was the

43:00

guard as well. Because, and

43:03

that made sense because, well, the sun. It

43:06

all comes back to boxing day. Newgrange. I

43:08

just called fucking Newgrange Stonehenge. I need to.

43:10

I did. I

43:12

did. So what's going on,

43:14

guys? I feel like I've been infected with some

43:16

sort of breath. Something's happening to me. And

43:19

I can't control it. What's going on? There's a

43:21

fucking British parasite that is burrowed into my brain.

43:23

I'm so sorry. But also the greatest respect to

43:25

the British listeners. I

43:27

need to have a fucking good, hard look at myself now. You've

43:30

been watching too much extras. That

43:32

must be what it is. I was watching this show, and I

43:34

have to finish it up. And

43:37

it was all made in Ireland with

43:39

Charlie McKenna in it, called Clean Sheet, maybe, or

43:41

something like that. Anyway,

43:43

I watched it over the course of the day. And

43:46

there was Irish actors doing English accents because they

43:48

didn't go to London to get London people. And

43:51

some of them were dreadful. And it was so funny. That's

43:53

good. It's nice to do that.

43:55

I'm not doing this. Get the Irish to do

43:57

it. Look, contact the Irish.

44:00

police. I'm not worried about this

44:02

crime. And it was like watching a

44:04

school play. So no shade to the actor specifically. I

44:06

reckon you didn't have enough time and they didn't have

44:08

a dialect coach and stuff, but it was funny. Well

44:10

that's payback. It's funny to me. Have you watched Say

44:12

Nothing yet? Say Nothing. No, I haven't. No, I

44:15

haven't. No, I haven't. It's the TV show based

44:17

on that book that was about, it's

44:20

the IRA and it's the murder of what's her

44:22

name, the murder and kidnapping of you. I

44:24

love that guy. Now what's his name? The

44:27

Irish actor. He's in like the film about

44:29

the planes. Are the TV series

44:31

masters of the Aries in that? He's the

44:33

navigator. And then the actor as well, Lola

44:35

Pettigrew. I interviewed her then before on

44:38

a radio thing. I think it was. I forget

44:40

where I, anyway. Great, plenty of

44:42

great hours talent out there. Yeah,

44:44

that's good. But there's no higher

44:46

concentration of talents than here on

44:49

Young Hot Guys. Thank you. Well I'm British. And

44:51

there's no higher concentration of infected tonsils

44:54

here. Hey. I have to

44:56

chat with Shane for a while. My

44:58

tonsils that don't exist are probably... It's not

45:00

contagious. They're feeling tingly for sure. Well, it's

45:03

taken this contagious to finish the podcast. Oh my

45:05

God, I love it. All right, like, would you

45:07

listen mate? Very good.

45:09

But that's a known joke, right?

45:11

People know that that's a known joke. Contagious. No, that's

45:14

yours now. No, it's not. I think Kevin McGahn told

45:16

me about coming up with

45:18

that joke and then finding out that

45:20

it was a well-known joke. And

45:23

he came up with it. He was like, oh my God, this is

45:25

the greatest joke ever written. And then just finds out,

45:27

oh, it's already a joke. All

45:29

right, we have to go. Thank you. We love you so much. I

45:32

think it's a funny reason why we have to go. We

45:34

have to go because the staff at Head Stuff are

45:36

doing their manual handling. And if you like jokes of

45:38

manual handling, you can head over to, what's our show

45:40

called on the web series? Get

45:42

Up To Fuck. Get Up To Fuck. G-U-T-F on Tony Catmell's YouTube

45:44

channel. Four episodes a day. You've never watched it before. Why not

45:46

watch it? Stick it on there now. It's on the YouTube. You

45:48

can put YouTube in the telly now. That's the new thing they're

45:50

all doing. Yeah. There's a

45:52

sketch about manual handling in there. It was a good one about Shane

45:55

Dunaem. It was written by Shane Dunaem. Tickets for my tour are on

45:57

sale now. You can get them. Link

45:59

in my Instagram. Tickets for my

46:01

tour, I once said, now you can get them, link

46:03

in my Instagram bio. Tickets for my Lele Tony show,

46:05

which is a toy show done right on Vicar Street

46:07

on December 12th. Tickets in bio, and these two are

46:09

gonna be in it as well. Bye.

46:12

Bye. There, the

46:14

dragon from Harry Potter. And

46:17

a little bit sad. It was the best

46:19

guy around. Oh my, oh my, is it

46:21

hot in here or what? You're an attractive

46:23

guy. That's the fabulous Tony Con 12. We're

46:25

talking about Shane Daniel Burrowman. The Exeter of

46:27

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46:41

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46:43

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46:45

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46:47

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46:49

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