Somewhere may seem like a quaint little surreal suburb - but deep down, it's a city that likes to sink its teeth into you. Especially if you're a hotshot camera-headed rookie investigator with everything to prove and nothing to lose. That's right, it's Stafford Hour.

Starring Ian of Shrimp and Crits as Stafford, The Investigator

Content warnings: surreality, smoking, drug use and addiction themes, alcohol use, paranoia, betrayal

This episode was made possible thanks to the generous support of our Patreon donors. If you want to support the show, you can do so here: https://www.patreon.com/monsterhour

The following music was used for this project:

On the Ground by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4165-on-the-groundLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Dances and Dames by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/3585-dances-and-damesLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Spider Eyes by Kevin MacLeodFree download: https://filmmusic.io/song/4405-spider-eyesLicense (CC BY 4.0): https://filmmusic.io/standard-license

Sound effects from Freesound.org

"camera lens zooming.mp3" by CorneRoose

"Metal Gate (Open and Close)" by Sheyvan

"Glass bottle breaking.wav" by JanevdMerwe1995

"Lock - Unlock.mp3" by BILLARAS299

"Function Beep.wav" by JustinBW

"jf Glass Breaking.wav" by cmusounddesign