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Hi everyone, this is Iustein,
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co-creator of The Amelia Project. Today's
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episode is sponsored by Tracks of War,
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which happens to be a show that
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I have made. When I was
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approached by Nordland Theatre in Norway to
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make a fiction podcast about the history
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of the Nordland railway, I
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said yes right away. The
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Nordland railway has a fascinating
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and dark history. It
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was finished by the Nazis during the
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Second World War and prisoners of war
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were used to slave workers on the
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line. The
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railway winds through the harsh
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and haunting landscape of northern
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Norway and it is one
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of the Nordland railway line. Some
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episodes are dark, others brighter, some
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moments might even be funny. Among
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the tragedy and the drama, I have
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tried to look for hope and
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resistance. We've produced
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match limited by state law. Hello
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dear listeners and welcome to the
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Midnight Burger Amelia Project crossover. We
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are so excited to be crossing
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over with one of our favourite
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shows, the fabulous sci-fi comedy Midnight
2:54
Burger. If you
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haven't yet checked out this wild funny moving
2:58
and did I say funny audio drama, then
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you should do so right now. Well
3:03
or you could listen to this crossover first and then
3:05
check it out. For
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those of you who don't know Midnight Burger, there
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isn't much you need to know to enjoy this
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crossover. Maybe just that
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Midnight Burger is a time
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travelling dimension spanning diner that
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can appear anywhere at any
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time in the multiverse. And
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that the diner seems to land in a place
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where someone needs their help or there is a
3:27
problem to solve and that the people who work
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at this diner are the most lovable group of
3:32
misfits you'll ever come across. Do
3:35
note that this is a standalone episode
3:37
and does not slot into our current
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season. Before
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we begin we'd like to say thank you to
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all our patrons without whom we couldn't do this
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and we'd like to give a shout
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out to our super patron Mark Skrobenek
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who will die from an allergic reaction
3:52
to goldfish and gain a fulfilling new
3:54
life as a window display designer. Right,
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we're ready to let our two world's Clyde
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and it is all about to begin
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at Piccadilly Circus.
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As they say over on Midnight Burger, let's
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start the shift. Excuse
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me, hi, would you mind taking a picture
4:39
of my family? Oh, I
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would be happy to. Here you go. Excellent.
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Hello there, young man. This is little Henry. He
4:48
has a marvelously developed cranium.
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Thank you. All together now. Say
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cheese. Thank you. Does
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it look all right? It's
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wonderful, thank you. It's our first
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time in London. Lovely. Do
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you live here? At times.
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I didn't think anyone who lived here came to this part
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of town. It's such a tourist trap. I
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do not often find myself here, but today,
5:15
something in the air. All right,
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well, thank you again. Have a
5:19
wonderful day. Something
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in the air. Something
5:52
in the air. in
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the air. Hello?
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What? Who is it? Coslowski.
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On the telephone? Yes. What
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are you talking about? Speak-a-phone please. Can
6:24
you say that again? Perhaps you should turn on
6:26
your television. Television? Okay, what channel?
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Oh, I believe any of them will do. What
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in the world are you talking about? It
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was the strangest thing. I
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walked this morning and felt compelled to come
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to bigger delicious circles. Something
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in the air I said to myself, low
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and behold. What on
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earth is it? Is
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this some sort of pop-up shop? Some
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sort of promotion for some sort of wretched product?
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Oh no, I do not believe so. Keep
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watching. I am
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sure they will play the CCTV for just
7:05
any moment. It's in the middle of
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the street. You simply felt there
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was something in the air. There is
7:11
a feeling one gets when a disturbance
7:14
in the weather approaches. It was
7:16
not unlike that. Here's the CCTV. What
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the- Well, freeze
7:23
my brows and call me Delilah. It
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appeared out of nowhere. Impossible. I strongly
7:27
suggest that the two of you join me as
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soon as you can. It has
7:31
become a very interesting day at bigger delicious circles.
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Is there anyone inside? Logic would
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dictate. How can you possibly invoke
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logic? The authorities will
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approach at any moment. I
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suggest you make your way. Why are we coming
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there? Kozlowski, I don't like this. I think you should come back to
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the office. I agree. I
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have no idea what's just occurred, but it
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certainly doesn't concern us. My friends,
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an American diner has
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just magically materialized. In
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the mid- of bigger delays or acrimus. Who
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else on the planet could this concern other than
8:05
us? The
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Emiliar Project and Midnight Burger presents
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Sonium, written by
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Joe Fischer, Oistein-Ulsberg Braga, and
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Philippthorn. Settle.
9:06
Really subtle. Where
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is this? London? Yeah.
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It's not often we sat down
9:15
in our location so awkwardly
9:17
is it, dear? I
9:19
can't recall any time we've sat down right in
9:21
the middle of the road. That's just plain bad
9:23
manners. It's okay. It's not like the traffic in London
9:25
can get any worse. What the hell was that? We're
9:29
in the middle of the road. London,
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right? Yeah. This is... conspicuous.
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Nothing we can do about it now. You
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know, now that I think about it, how
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come this doesn't happen more often? We
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never appear in the middle of the road like this.
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How come we don't show up in really awkward places
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more often? Ooh. Do you think we've
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ever killed a wicked witch? Technically, we just did
9:51
that. Are we going to be surrounded
9:53
by a bunch of billies with bubby
9:55
clubs now? I
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think it's Bobby's with Billy clubs. Oh,
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I think we'll get the armed response team for this
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one. Wouldn't it be funny if we just got a
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ticket? Listen, you lot. No
10:06
parking your cafe in the middle of
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Piccadilly. Move along, then. No
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chance of us doing any
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sightseeing today, is there? I'm afraid
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we're standing out like wings on a
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Holstein, dear. Why would the diner set
10:19
us down here? Why would you? Why
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would I? Yeah. Let's
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assume it's not random. Okay.
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Okay, I'm the diner. You're the diner.
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I set myself down in a very
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busy and noisy area of a major
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city. I make a big mess.
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People freak out. Police,
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probably on their way. You're trying
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to get someone's attention. Right. But
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the attention of whom? Right. Popping
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up in a location like this, it's
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like shooting a flare. Kind of hard to
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keep calm and carry on past this
10:53
one. I guess we just wait and
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see. I'm thinking we
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won't need to wait long, Gloria. Is
10:59
someone parking in our parking lot? I mean,
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it's free parking in the middle of the city. Someone's
11:04
going to go for it. It's a cab. What do
11:06
they call a cab in London? They call
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it a cab. Seems to be a
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woman and her butler and a very
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tall man. Thank you, my
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good man. Okay.
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That didn't take long. Here we go. Hello
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there. Welcome to Midnight Burger. Afternoon.
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What can we get you today? I'm
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sorry. You disappeared in the middle of Piccadilly
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Circus. And you're just going to take our order? Probably
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the best place to start, right? Fascinating.
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Hot cocoa, please. What?
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Hot cocoa. Do we even have any? I
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can do that. How
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about everyone else? A cup
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of tea? Do you have curly
12:05
fries? No. Shame.
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A black coffee then. Are
12:13
you guys the secret service? We are not. The
12:16
Avengers? The British ones? Do
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you have a sword cane? I
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do not. Will
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someone begin talking please? I can sense your confusion. Oh,
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can you? It's called
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a diner. You don't really have them
12:35
here. It's a roadside restaurant. I
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don't think that's anywhere close to the source of our confusion. Oh,
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for heaven's sake, will someone please explain the pure madness that is unfolding
12:42
in Piccadilly Circus today? Midnight
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Burger. It's a
12:48
time-traveling dimension-spanning diner. We
12:52
show up somewhere new every day.
12:54
That's preposterous. Yes. Where
12:59
were you yesterday? Some planet. We never got
13:01
the name. What were you doing there? A
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wedding. Ah. Will, how
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nice that you also offer catering. Who
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was the officiant? Was it your mechanic? Our radio. I
13:14
beg your pardon. Afternoon, all. I'm
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Zebulon Muckalwain here with my wife,
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Effie. Hi, y'all. It
13:23
was a lovely service yesterday, was it
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not, dear? It was indeed.
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There was a bit of a language
13:30
barrier, seeing as how they were from
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another realm entirely. But there
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was a universality to our intentions that I
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think really kept the butts in the seats.
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Most definitely. Who's
13:42
that talking through your radio? Effie
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and Zebulon Muckalwain. You know, I
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can't give you hot chocolate, a
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tea, and a coffee while you're
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standing up. This isn't a cocktail
13:52
party. Have a seat. This booth here
13:55
looks lovely. I
13:57
think I actually do need to sit down. Great. Where
13:59
were we? Well, you do realize that regardless
14:01
of the truth of your story, the authorities
14:03
will arrive any moment. Yeah. It
14:06
never goes well for them when they do
14:08
that. So, why do you
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decide to show up in the middle
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of the street in broad daylight? We
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didn't. Who did? We can't really control
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where we go. There are
14:19
times when I feel like we can control it a
14:21
little, and there are times when
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this place seems to have an agenda of its own,
14:26
but generally speaking, we're
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not in charge. And what
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agenda do you think it may have in the middle
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of London? I'm Gloria, by
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the way. Ah! Forgive
14:36
me. Piotr Kozlowski.
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Alvina. That is a very
14:40
important point. What is
14:43
your agenda? I don't know, but
14:46
it does seem like any time someone
14:48
walks through that door, they do it
14:50
for a reason. Leif, what
14:52
was your theory? Well, I
14:54
was just saying, for the diner to make
14:57
a big mess like this, maybe it's trying
14:59
to get someone's attention. Did
15:01
we get your attention, guys? Um, yeah.
15:04
Okay, well, welcome
15:06
to Midnight Burger. I'm
15:08
Gloria. Oh, over there
15:11
is Ava. She's a theoretical physicist.
15:13
That's slave. He makes things. You
15:16
met Effie and Zabulon, and
15:19
that's Casper. Hi. He's old.
15:21
It's true. How old? Ah, 173 years, give
15:23
or take. Ha!
15:26
Ha ha ha ha! They don't believe me.
15:29
Oh, yes, we do. We do. Then why
15:31
are you laughing? Ha ha ha
15:34
ha! Old! So, what do
15:36
we think? Why was
15:38
the diner trying to get your attention? Um...
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Um... I believe I have a
15:44
few ideas. I believe I... I
15:46
believe my colleagues and I would like a
15:49
moment to confer. Oh. Okay,
15:51
sure. I'm making caldo
15:53
de albondigas. Who wants some? Making
15:56
what? Meatball soup. Well...
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That sounds more. I believe
16:02
we'll just have our beverages, thank sure!
16:04
Just. Feel like Casper if you
16:06
need something. Thank you. So.
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What? Is your theory? Kozlowski. This.
16:15
You. Said it had to concern us. But.
16:17
So far I don't see how details
16:19
on not clear yet but I believe that
16:21
if we tell them movie are and what
16:24
we do it might become clear. Tell
16:26
them about the media project. Absolutely
16:28
No Way. Why not?
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Cause what we do is a secret
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to anyone apart from those who require
16:35
services. Perhaps of stay do
16:37
require our services. Why would they.
16:40
They. Had a. What? Was it. Will.
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Evolve to the. Time.
16:45
Shifting greasy spoon. It's
16:47
a diner. I know. My point is they
16:49
seem to be able to go anywhere at
16:51
any point. They. Don't need to take their
16:53
debts and start a new life. They
16:56
can just go see me up Scotty and their out of
16:58
the al. Habsi. The system says
17:00
predicament they need to escape. Perhaps
17:02
they are prisoners, have a magic
17:04
restaurants that will never allow them
17:06
to settle down, never allow them
17:08
to build friendships, sort of family,
17:11
pursue a career. Maybe they won't
17:13
help rescuing this to trapped in
17:15
the Radio. What are you agreeing?
17:17
Now we just put all our cars on the table.
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I think an unorthodox situation might
17:22
call for an unorthodox approach. Besides.
17:25
If. They're about to zap out of here to
17:27
some entirely different planet I don't see. Have
17:29
them knowing about the media project could really
17:31
hurt or we. Don't. Know that story
17:34
is true athena. Have
17:36
you heard of or comes race was. It's.
17:38
A sharpie cut himself on it. That has put
17:40
it to a vote. You to
17:42
I'm one. We should still vote Why
17:44
I like the excitement. I. Wish him media
17:47
was here to just cut through this nonsense. Show
17:49
of hands are no wait, that's
17:51
too bad that. I think
17:53
I have some gum paper in my pocket and
17:55
okay, what do we think? These weirdoes. Are
17:57
they weird or as a to syrupy.
18:00
We magically appeared in the middle of the
18:02
city and they just walked in the front
18:04
door. They're definitely weird.
18:06
Also, they seem freaked out, but
18:08
not too freaked out. Like, they've
18:10
seen some really weird shit. They're
18:13
certainly not the worst people to walk through the door.
18:15
They seem fine. Kind of begs the question, who
18:18
was the worst person to walk through the
18:20
door? Jane. Jane.
18:23
Jane. Jane. Jane. Jane.
18:27
Jane. Jane. You
18:29
rule out a little divine providence. What's
18:31
the reason, though? Why would some
18:34
lady, her butler, and a seven-foot-tall... what
18:36
is he, Swedish? I think he's French. Whatever
18:39
he is. Why would they be here? Y'all,
18:41
have we forgotten that there is one
18:43
problem in particular? We have
18:45
been trying to work out for weeks now that
18:48
we have yet to stick a fork in?
18:50
Oh, right. Our passengers.
18:53
She has been here for a while now. Not
18:55
sure how they can help with that. Unless
18:57
there's some kind of secret society that
19:00
disappears people and provides them with new
19:02
lives, no matter how ridiculous their request
19:04
may be. Yeah. That's
19:06
unlikely. Ahem. I
19:09
have conferred with my colleagues and we have
19:11
decided, cards on the table. We
19:14
are the Amelia Project. A
19:16
secret society that disappears people and provides
19:19
them with new lives no matter how
19:21
ridiculous their request may be. Huh.
19:25
Huh. Huh. Well, now. Once again,
19:27
I am humbly staying silent when
19:29
divine providence makes itself known. I
19:31
can hear you, though. Well, it's
19:33
a good thing you're here, then.
19:36
You have a customer. Let's
19:40
get you some puppy jackets. This
20:18
is not a deep freeze. No,
20:22
it's not. It's
20:24
all the time you need. Where
20:34
are we? Another
20:37
world. Yes, it's
20:39
funny. We never named it. We
20:42
just call it the deep freeze.
20:44
How far does it go? Ava,
20:46
did we ever... It's about three
20:49
times the size of Jupiter. My
20:51
goodness. Have you traveled through it
20:53
extensively? No, we pretty much stay in
20:55
this area. Calculating the curvature
20:58
of a celestial body using the sun
21:00
is pretty easy. Even
21:02
leaves can do it. Ha ha! I must see
21:04
me. Her camp is this way. Follow me.
21:07
Hey there! How are we doing? I'm fine. I'm
21:10
fine. I'm fine. I'm
21:12
fine. I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm
21:15
fine. I'm fine. I'm
21:17
fine. I'm fine. I'm fine.
21:20
I'm fine. I'm fine. I'm
21:22
fine. I'm
21:24
Casper. I love you
21:27
more. I love you too. Samson.
21:32
Cool, cool. Is that a
21:35
big city or a town or...? It's
21:38
a microscopic island off of Brier. Which
21:40
is a big island...?
21:43
Which is an island off of Cresco, which
21:45
again is an island off of St. Mary.
21:48
Which is an island off the coast of Cornwall. Cornwall! We
21:51
made land. I have heard of that.
21:53
So you're from... Offshore?
21:56
I'm from a place that is pretty much as remote
21:58
as any way you can get in... Britain. Me
22:01
and my mum used to joke it was like
22:03
living on another planet. Mmm. I'm
22:08
from Ohio, originally, then California,
22:10
a lot, Sacramento, all
22:12
up and down the I-5 corridor. Barstow
22:14
for a while, sadly. But
22:17
now I'm actually on
22:20
another planet. Um...
22:22
Yeah. Yeah.
22:25
You know, it's funny. Anytime someone sets foot on
22:28
another planet for the first time, that's the first
22:30
thing they say. I'm on another planet.
22:33
Very simple. How is this possible? And then
22:35
they follow up with how is this possible.
22:38
I'm serious. The door to our deep freeze leads
22:40
to another planet. Yes, I caught that. Okay, then
22:42
you know as much as I do. You
22:46
go about your day knowing there's a gateway to
22:48
another planet in your deep freeze. How
22:51
do you get anything done? Well, let
22:54
me ask you this. As
22:56
you go about your daily life in your
22:58
world, how much do you know about how
23:01
it works? The
23:03
streetlights turn on when the sun goes down. How do they
23:05
know? You assume it's
23:07
some sort of process involving computers and
23:09
electricity being rerouted on some sort of
23:11
timer, but you assume that. You
23:14
actually have no idea how it works. How
23:17
do the trains run without crashing into each other? You assume
23:19
there's a system there. You don't know what it is. If
23:23
memory serves, you have a complicated barrier on
23:25
the Thames to keep it from flooding the
23:27
city. It's this massive thing. How does
23:29
it work? You probably have no idea. We
23:33
spend all day in a world
23:35
we know practically nothing about. Our
23:39
world is just a little fancier.
23:41
Well, I'm sure if I took an afternoon off, I could
23:43
figure out how the Thames barrier works. And
23:46
I'm sure if we took the time, we could figure out
23:48
how the deep freeze works. We've just always got something else
23:50
going on. Things like what? Things
23:53
like three people walking in the front
23:55
door calling themselves the Amelia Project. Come
23:59
on. You can't enjoy it if
24:01
you're too busy being astounded by it. Come meet the
24:03
wolves. Wolves? No,
24:05
they're great. It's fine. Come on. The
24:15
Laws of Planetary Motion. Number
24:18
one, planets orbit the
24:20
sun in an elliptical orbit.
24:23
Number two, a planet moves faster
24:25
when it's closer to the sun. Number
24:29
three, planets that are further
24:31
away from the sun have
24:33
longer orbital periods. Why
24:35
are you saying this to me? Those are the
24:37
laws of planetary motion. Created
24:40
by who? Um, Johannes Kepler,
24:42
I believe. Great.
24:45
Yes. He was one of the big ones. Kepler
24:48
had an idea. He
24:50
wanted people to get their heads out of
24:52
the sand and start looking up. He
24:56
wanted his ideas about heliocentricity
24:58
and the solar system to be
25:00
presented to all types of people,
25:02
people who aren't necessarily astronomers.
25:06
How do you do that? How
25:08
do you get people to look up? Pointing?
25:12
You tell them a story. He
25:16
wrote a fairy tale called Somnium,
25:18
a story about a young boy and his mother. The
25:22
boy's mother was a witch and she
25:24
summoned a demon that took her and
25:26
her son through a magical portal to
25:28
the moon. While they
25:30
were there, they visited a
25:32
city on the moon and observed
25:34
the solar system spinning the way
25:37
Kepler theorized it would. It
25:39
was a simple story, no big deal. But
25:42
here's the problem. People
25:45
hate to read and they
25:47
love to gossip. Some
25:50
people didn't get the memo that Kepler
25:52
was writing a fictional story. Suddenly
25:55
throughout Europe, people were saying, hey,
25:57
did you hear about Kepler? His
26:00
mom's a witch and they went to the
26:02
moon using demon powers. People actually
26:04
believed that story was real?
26:07
Well, it was 1608. Everybody
26:09
had their heads up their asses. When
26:12
the news reached the wrong people
26:14
in Germany, Kepler's mother was arrested
26:16
for witchcraft. Where are you
26:18
taking me with this story? Kepler schlepped his
26:20
ass across Europe and spent
26:22
five years defending his mother.
26:25
That's five years he could have spent
26:28
studying the universe. And he
26:30
spent it arguing with the German
26:32
witch-narts. So there
26:34
we are in Germany. Right time, right
26:37
place. I convinced everyone
26:39
to break her out of witch jail.
26:44
You performed a jail break? Yes. In
26:47
Germany? Yes. In the
26:49
17th century? Correct. Who
26:53
is waiting for us at the end of this walk? Katarina
26:56
Kepler, mother of
26:58
one of the greatest scientists in
27:00
history, and
27:03
a legend witch. Why have you kept
27:05
her in this place? Why not the
27:07
warmth of the cafe? She likes it here.
27:10
She says it reminds her of home. Well,
27:12
Germany in the 17th century. I
27:15
can see the resemblance. Do
27:17
you make a habit of abducting people from
27:19
the space-time continuum? Actually, no.
27:22
This is rare for us. See,
27:25
it turns out when a
27:27
magical disappearing diner breaks you out
27:29
of prison, that has a
27:32
tendency to support the allegations
27:34
that your witch... Who
27:36
would have thought? Long
27:38
story short, we saved her, but
27:41
made her a fugitive from her own
27:43
time. So, she's
27:46
looking for a new life, and according
27:48
to you three, that's
27:50
what you're all about. And according to
27:53
you, you're in a new place and time every
27:55
day. Certainly she could have
27:57
stepped off anywhere. Cheers. Particular.
28:02
Particular about what? She
28:04
just keeps saying not right.
28:07
Hardly helpful. So if
28:09
you three are who you say you are
28:12
and you're so good at finding people
28:14
in new life no matter how ridiculous
28:16
the request, find her
28:18
one. Her camp is
28:21
up ahead. I
28:25
make no promises, but
28:27
I shall meet with her. Good luck. Are
28:30
there any, um, precautions
28:33
I should take in this place? Do
28:35
I need to keep a lookout for the White Witch? No,
28:37
you're safe. And we've
28:39
already made all of the Narnia
28:41
jokes. It may be a bit slow going. My
28:44
German is quite rusty. She's
28:47
picked up English remarkably fast. You'll
28:49
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Abend, Frau Kepler. Darf
31:50
ich mit Ihnen am Feuer sitzen? Please
31:53
do not waste my time fumbling
31:55
through my language. Very
32:00
well. You
32:02
may sit. Sit!
32:06
I am only now realizing that you are
32:08
surrounded by wolves. You have never
32:10
seen a wolf. I've seen
32:12
them. They are just dogs. Frau
32:15
Kepler, if they were just dogs,
32:17
we would call them dogs. We
32:20
call them something else because they
32:22
are, in fact, wild animals and
32:24
not dogs. No! Goodness me! That
32:27
only shall call me. His
32:30
banyards. She
32:32
has given them very strange names.
32:34
It's looking at me. If I
32:36
want you to pet him, don't
32:38
be a bastard. Very
32:41
well. Hello!
32:44
Jungkook! So,
32:48
who are you? Why
32:50
have you come? Yes. Frau
32:53
Kepler. I represent an
32:56
organization known as the Amelia Project. And
32:59
you have come here. Why? We've
33:02
been told you're on the search for a
33:04
new life and have been a bit vexed
33:06
in finding one. In particular. What
33:10
does this have to do with you? My
33:12
colleagues and I, we specialize in new lives.
33:16
Our clients will ask us for a new life and we
33:18
will move heaven and earth to provide it. We
33:21
also specialize in faking deaths, but your strange
33:23
friends here seem to have taken care of
33:25
that part for you. Whisking
33:28
you away to the heavens in a... Well,
33:31
not quite a golden chariot, but a... Well,
33:34
a restaurant. A new
33:36
life. Yes. They
33:41
are only given one life. Hmm.
33:46
An interesting thought. One
33:48
life. I,
33:51
myself, feel as though I've had a
33:53
thousand. Do you not
33:55
feel the same? I
33:58
was a young girl. Then
34:00
a bride, then a mother,
34:03
grandmother. Precisely.
34:07
Our sigil is the phoenix, always
34:09
rising anew from the ashes. Lucerys
34:15
Ihorn was his name, the
34:19
vote of Leomberg. He
34:24
swore to the people of the city
34:27
that he would drive out
34:29
all sorcerers. I
34:32
was not the only one. There
34:37
were 15 of us. 15 women.
34:44
Eight of us were executed in
34:46
the town square, as
34:49
the people laughed. Not
34:53
your life for them. Why for
34:55
me? Well,
34:58
we'll come to call this feeling the guilt
35:00
of the survivor. After
35:02
the initial relief of one's life being
35:05
spared, a feeling settles about
35:07
you. Why me? Why
35:10
was I spared and not the others? Can
35:16
you tell me why? I
35:21
cannot. Though
35:24
it may have had something to do with having
35:26
one of the most brilliant men in Europe on
35:28
your defence team. And
35:30
I am sure he was that brilliant man due
35:32
in no small part to his mother. You
35:35
know of my son. They all
35:39
seem to know of my son. Anyone
35:41
with even a passing understanding of the sky
35:44
above their heads knows your son. Though
35:46
perhaps not this particular sky we are
35:49
currently under. It
35:52
is a beautiful place, yes?
35:55
Reminds me of Woottenberg.
35:59
The cold. So
36:01
in my home, the
36:04
wolves were not so kind. Your
36:09
new friends have told me that you've seen many different worlds
36:11
since you left your own. Many
36:14
places to start over, to
36:16
rise from the ashes as it were, they've
36:19
all been lacking? They have.
36:22
I propose that your displeasure with all these
36:24
new worlds is due to your guilt. Your
36:27
guilt in surviving that harrowing experience
36:30
when others did not. I
36:32
have been alive for 75 years.
36:38
No small feat. But
36:41
I refuse to confess, and
36:44
my son refused to give
36:46
up. So
36:49
I live. If
36:52
I am to be reborn, as
36:54
you say, it must
36:57
be perfect. It
37:00
must be the final time. So
37:04
it must be perfect. I
37:09
would also argue that insisting on perfection
37:11
is an excellent way to prevent one
37:14
from making a decision. It is my
37:16
life. I will make
37:18
whatever demands of it, I've the ish. Very
37:21
well. Very
37:24
well. I
37:27
agree that this place is beautiful. I
37:30
am unsettled by this place. I
37:34
have seen a great many things, but this, I
37:37
am out of my element. And
37:39
I do so love being in my element. Lovely
37:43
planet, but I sincerely
37:45
doubt they have anything here remotely
37:47
like Lido Margot. So
37:51
in an effort to move this along, I
37:53
will offer you a deal. What
37:56
is this deal? Picture
37:58
in your mind the perfect place. The
38:01
place that will be the sight of your rebirth. Picture
38:05
this place, then you will describe
38:07
it to me. And then, no
38:10
matter what it takes, I
38:13
will find it. Even
38:15
if I have to build this place by
38:17
hand, brick by brick, I will
38:19
find it for you. Any
38:23
place at all. Any place you so
38:25
desire. How
38:27
will you do this? I have no
38:30
idea, but it shall be done. All
38:33
you need to do is tell me of the place. Very
38:41
well. I
38:44
accept your offer. Ha! Excellent!
38:48
Erm, everyone, everyone! Stop
38:50
lurking back there, we've work to do. Everyone
38:53
gather round the fire! Does she know where
38:55
she wants to go? Apparently. She's
38:58
about to tell us. This is fun, this is like a game show.
39:00
This is a lot of wolves. Is
39:03
this okay? They're great! Think of
39:05
them as Disney wolves, not fantasy
39:07
novel wolves. Did they just kill a deer? Except
39:10
for that part. Except for
39:12
the deer killing part. Can't believe we're finally getting some
39:14
movement on this. She's been in our inbox way too
39:16
long. Kiss the talking box of they from me. I
39:18
will, Katarina. I'm standing all
39:21
the way back here. What's that about?
39:23
Katarina's not so hot on our magical
39:25
radio. They claim to be followers of
39:27
Jesus, but they are
39:29
fueled by the evil magic. We have
39:32
been nothing but kind to that woman.
39:34
We've tried every record in our
39:37
collection. I even found
39:39
some oom-pah-pah music to remind her
39:41
of home. Poke music
39:43
originated in Bohemia and not until
39:45
the 19th century. You're
39:47
trying to remind her of her home
39:49
by playing music from another country and
39:51
also from her relative future. So,
39:54
unless you have any Hans Leohussler in
39:56
your collection, I have
39:59
very quickly become comfortable with speaking to them
40:01
like they are people. It happens fast, doesn't
40:03
it? Where was I? The bargain. Ah,
40:05
yes. The bargain is this. Frau
40:09
Kippler will name her ideal destination, her
40:11
new life, and it will then
40:13
fall to us to find her that place,
40:15
no matter how impossible the request. No matter
40:17
how impossible. Correct. That leaves a
40:19
lot of room for failure. It needed dust. But
40:22
she would have gone on like this forever. The
40:25
deadlock needed to be broken. We
40:28
shall break it by doing the impossible
40:30
as we normally do. Mm-hmm. So now
40:32
that we're all gathered, Frau Kippler,
40:35
where will your new life begin? Lavania.
40:40
Lavania? Anyone?
40:43
Shit. She's
40:47
laughing. Why is she laughing? Here's
40:50
a description of Lavania. The
40:54
city of Lavania is a marvel
40:56
of beauty and harmony. It
40:58
is built on a hillside, and
41:01
its streets are lined with trees and
41:03
flowers. The buildings
41:05
are made of white marble, and
41:07
they are all decorated with intricate
41:09
carvings. The
41:11
city is also home to many
41:14
beautiful gardens, which are filled with
41:16
exotic plants and animals. That
41:18
oddly seems a challenge. You just described
41:21
every affluent suburban America. She basically wants
41:23
to go to Westchester. Yes. Two
41:26
problems. One, Lavania
41:30
is on the moon. Ah. Two,
41:33
Lavania is fictional. Uh-huh.
41:35
It's from her son's book, the one
41:37
that got her thrown in witch jail.
41:40
In the book, the boy's mother
41:42
conjures a demon, and the demon takes
41:44
them up to a magical city on
41:47
the moon called Lavania.
41:49
So she's just fucking with us now.
41:51
Indeed, she is. But a deal is
41:54
a deal. Indeed, it is. I will
41:56
wait here patiently. I'll you
41:58
find for me, Lavania. Okay, I
42:01
guess this is going to take a while. I'll
42:04
get some food started. I
42:06
hope everybody likes venison. How much time do
42:08
we have? The London police are
42:10
going to surround this place any minute now. We've
42:12
actually got all the time in the world because
42:14
of the gravitational...
42:17
What? Gravitational time dilation.
42:20
Time moves a lot slower down here than it
42:22
does out there. How much slower? Weeks down
42:24
here is a few minutes up
42:27
there. Wow. I can't deny
42:29
that the gravity here is far greater. And
42:32
yet, I feel nothing. I know. Weird,
42:35
right? So, we've got time. Anyone
42:38
feel like breaking down a deer with me?
42:40
I would be delighted. Great. Get
42:43
over here, big guy. Lace,
42:45
Ava, Casper, you want to brainstorm
42:47
some imaginary city on the moon
42:49
solutions? Okay. How about the
42:51
music? An excellent idea, Gloria. In
42:56
keeping with our lunar
42:58
theme, here's the Benson
43:00
Orchestra of Chicago with
43:02
Moon of My Dreams.
43:08
Of course it would be the moon. You did
43:10
kind of set yourself up for failure. You
43:13
basically asked her to make it impossible.
43:16
I had to break the deadlock. I
43:18
get it. Someone who's endured what
43:20
she has would welcome a fresh start. But
43:23
she seems quite resistant. So the
43:26
moon. I've got some ideas.
43:29
You're surprisingly quick breaking down
43:31
that deer. Thank you. It
43:34
has been quite a long time since I have
43:36
broken down an animal, but there
43:38
are so many similarities across the
43:40
natural world. Because, Lasky,
43:45
sometimes when people need a new life, they need a
43:47
new face. Among
43:50
other things. Oh. That's...
43:54
weird. Thank you. How
43:56
can you call anything weird while you're in this
43:58
place? I know it. What you mean? So you
44:01
really just show up
44:03
wherever? Pretty much. What's your favorite
44:05
place you've been? Oh, it's
44:07
hard to pick. There
44:10
was this really great guy
44:12
on a derelict spaceship one
44:14
time. I guess that's
44:16
the thing. It's
44:18
the people. Not the
44:20
places for me. The places
44:23
are beautiful, but the people,
44:25
they're from light years away and they might
44:27
as well be from my old neighborhood. Universe
44:30
after universe, the people just trying to
44:32
get through the day and maybe needing
44:34
some help to do it. It's also
44:36
amazing. Why hasn't she found a
44:39
place to be? Well, you're not
44:41
getting old right now. What do
44:43
you mean? It's a shifting point
44:46
of no entropy or
44:48
something. When you're here, time
44:50
doesn't pass. According
44:53
to Ava, when Kepler finally got his
44:55
mom freed from prison, she died
44:58
soon after returning home. As soon
45:01
as she picks a place, she won't be there
45:03
for long. She's
45:06
picking a place to die. That's
45:08
a hard spot to find. You
45:10
don't age? No. So how old
45:12
are you? None of us have
45:14
been here that long. I'm
45:16
not from the 1800s or something. But
45:19
Casper? Casper's been here
45:21
a long time. Are you all looking
45:23
for a place to be? We
45:27
were. We found it.
45:29
There's a city on the
45:31
moon. Oh yeah. I mean, there
45:34
was in my timeline. I'm assuming there's one in this
45:36
one. Certainly it would have been seen by now. It's
45:39
on the dark side of the moon. Oh, so we
45:41
can't see it because it's always dark there. Casper,
45:44
no. We've seen the dark side of the moon. We
45:46
haven't seen the dark side of the moon. It's always
45:48
dark there. It's not. Is he doing his dark
45:50
side of the moon thing again? Yes. I
45:52
love it. It's called the dark side of
45:54
the moon. We've seen pictures of the dark side
45:57
of the moon. Well, they must be pretty dark
45:59
pictures. It's cloaked. Hiding things from Earth is
46:01
pretty easy. Yeah, easy because it's incomplete darkness all
46:03
the time. Can I ask you? No, keep going.
46:06
He literally can't get
46:08
it. What is there to get? It's the dark
46:10
side of the moon. It's always dark there.
46:12
No, it's not. Yes, it is. It's like
46:14
giving a calculator to a gibbon.
46:17
I'm moving on. There's a
46:19
city on the dark side of the moon. More
46:22
like a small town. What goes on there?
46:24
It started as a relay station for something
46:26
called Earth Portal. But, you
46:28
know, the people who worked there had to
46:30
live somewhere. And then someone decides
46:32
to open a general store, then a bar.
46:35
It's not a bad place. And she could live there?
46:37
Theoretically? She's not gonna be depressed living in all
46:40
that darkness? Do I literally have to show you
46:42
a picture? No, don't ruin it. His
46:45
stupidity is too beautiful.
46:47
What are you talking about? If you can get her
46:49
to agree that this is as close to... What
46:53
is it? Livonia. As close to Livonia
46:55
as we can get, then we just need
46:57
to find a way to get her to the moon. Oh,
47:00
is that all? I mean, it's right there. It's 400,000
47:02
kilometers away. And
47:04
we've never been closer to finding
47:06
this lady a home. Let's
47:09
do this. Sell it to her. Sell
47:11
her the moon. Everybody's gotta live somewhere. Alvina.
47:13
What? A word. Who's the one in charge here?
47:16
I'm getting mixed signals. It would depend entirely on
47:18
the person being asked. What is it? We must
47:20
arrange a trip to the far side of the
47:22
moon. Where it's dark. Where
47:24
it is dark. The moon. The moon. Oh,
47:26
so we're building a rocket ship now. Well, ideally
47:28
we would simply use someone else's. Simply.
47:31
What do we have in French Guiana?
47:34
I don't know. I can make
47:36
some calls. Excellent. I'm guessing
47:38
my mobile service isn't great here
47:40
on another planet. If you stand by the
47:43
door, it should be fine. What does French Guiana
47:45
have to do with anything? It's where the ESA launches
47:47
from. And what are we about to do? Duck
47:49
tape her to a rocket? Not a bad idea. The
47:51
visual is certainly funny. We need a
47:54
list of options, however ridiculous. Okay,
47:57
I guess I'm calling French Guiana. I'll go
47:59
with you. I've got some questions.
48:02
What is the name of this alleged city?
48:04
Honestly, everybody just calls it Moon City. They
48:06
had the opportunity to name a city on
48:08
the moon and decided on Moon
48:10
City. London literally means place of the
48:12
beaver. That is not historically supported. Call
48:14
it whatever you want! She's
48:16
not going to know! This is good. This
48:19
is progress. We just need
48:21
to sell her on Moon City now. Very well.
48:25
Frau Kepler, we have considered
48:27
your request. It is not a request.
48:30
It is a demand. We have addressed your
48:32
demands. Continue.
48:37
You have requested. You
48:40
have requested something quite beautiful, in all
48:42
honesty. You have
48:44
requested that you be whisked away to a magical city
48:46
on the moon. This was
48:48
an idea created by your son, a great
48:51
man. He imagined that
48:53
his mother would weave magic and take them both
48:55
up into the stars. This
48:58
is not an unusual fantasy. Surely
49:01
there is a time for all of us in our
49:03
lives when we see our mothers as magical beings. With
49:06
a wave of a wooden spoon, there is dinner.
49:09
With a wrapping of fabric and a kiss, a
49:11
wound is healed. With an
49:13
embrace, all darkness is dispelled.
49:17
For a time, as a child,
49:20
everyone's mother is a witch. A
49:23
sorceress. A commander of
49:25
eldritch forces. And
49:27
then, as we reach adulthood, the
49:30
feeling fades. We
49:33
begin to see our mothers as human, valuable,
49:37
as flawed as we all are. Though
49:40
somehow, your son, well
49:43
into adulthood, was able to imagine his mother
49:45
as a magical being. You
49:48
wish to honour his vision, as
49:50
any mother would. Then
49:53
you understand. I
49:56
do. As it
49:58
happens, your son was not writing fiction. As
50:01
I have just learned, there is a city
50:03
on the moon. It
50:06
is not called Lavania, but there,
50:09
on the side of the moon hidden from our
50:11
world, is a city. People
50:14
live there happily, and should
50:16
you agree that this city, though it
50:18
is not the fictional city of your
50:20
son's imaginings, will suffice, we
50:23
will send you there, where
50:25
you can begin a new life. How
50:28
would you do it? We're
50:31
working on that right now. It's not magic, but
50:33
if anyone can get you there, it's this group of weirdos. She
50:35
can just live on the moon? Last
50:37
I checked, it was cold there, and
50:40
also had no oxygen. I'm assuming
50:42
that's taken care of by the
50:44
city she's staying in, but
50:46
it's a good point. Living
50:48
on the moon would be pretty hard on the
50:51
human body. Low gravity
50:53
wreaks havoc on bone density, muscle
50:55
mass. Also your eyes.
50:58
Reflection from the white surface of the
51:00
moon can give you the equivalent of
51:03
snow blindness. It
51:05
would be great if you could go to the
51:07
moon with a brand new body. Challenge accepted,
51:09
Madam. I know. I
51:11
love it. While the others set their
51:14
efforts toward fashioning you a chariot to
51:16
the stars, I shall
51:18
be given the glorious task of transforming
51:20
you into a lunar being. We
51:23
shall strengthen your bones. We
51:25
shall enliven your muscle mass and your eyes.
51:28
We shall make them photochromic to protect
51:30
them from the harsh light. You
51:33
shall become a creature of the
51:35
stars. And all I require
51:37
is the blood of the Spanish
51:40
prince. And the ice of thirteen
51:42
albino chihuahuas. Do
51:45
you mind? Sorry. So
51:47
there are no more stars? I
51:49
know. So
51:52
there are no direct launches at all? Not
51:56
for the next three years. Great.
52:02
Here, I'll call you back. What's the deal? No
52:05
launches from French Guyana in the next three
52:07
years. The ESA is part of the Artemis
52:09
Moon mission. They're contributing to the power systems
52:11
for the manned rocket, and are handling the
52:13
space station that's going to orbit the moon.
52:16
But they're not going to land. That's
52:18
better, actually. How? A manned mission isn't going to
52:20
go to the far side of the moon. But
52:23
a space station will. What? You're just
52:25
going to drop her from the space station? When's
52:27
the first launch? Six weeks. Okay. Okay.
52:31
So, you need a stasis chamber that
52:33
can work like a soft lander. I
52:35
can arrange for pickup after she's dropped off. You
52:38
can just deliver her to the moon like she's an Amazon
52:40
package? That depends. How's your
52:42
tech guy? He's... all
52:44
right. Probably better
52:46
with explosives than stasis chambers. Get him
52:48
on the phone. I've got a very
52:51
long grocery list for it. Okay. Ah,
52:57
Bonjour, I'm not so vatore. I've
52:59
got a bit of a big
53:01
ask. Alvina, ask
53:03
him to get Luke involved. Oh, yes, hell.
53:06
Great idea. Hell? Don't worry about it.
53:08
We'll fix the stasis chamber. It
53:10
might be shaped like a skull and have glowing
53:12
eyes, but it will work. That... Whoa!
53:15
So, you will put
53:17
me into cocoon, yes? I
53:22
will transform into a butterfly
53:24
there on the moon. That
53:26
is what we propose. But this
53:28
is not LaVanya. It
53:31
is not. I want
53:33
to ask the talking box. I
53:35
believe she means us to you. I
53:37
gathered. This is interesting. What
53:40
does your god say about
53:43
the soul of the fugitive? About
53:46
one who searches for home? The
53:49
Bible says quite a great deal about
53:51
searching for a home. Much
53:54
of the beginnings of our faith are
53:56
stories of the fugitive. Stories
53:58
of the lost. So
54:01
much so that I'd struggle to pick one.
54:04
But I suppose Ruth comes to mind.
54:08
Ruth was a Moabite
54:10
woman who married an
54:12
Israelite. When there was
54:14
a great famine, Ruth and her
54:17
mother-in-law Naomi both
54:19
lost their husbands and
54:22
were bereft. They
54:24
left the land that was their
54:26
home and wandered. They
54:29
found themselves in Bethlehem.
54:32
The people of Bethlehem took them in
54:34
as if they were their own and
54:37
found a safe place in those
54:40
rolling fields of barley. Ruth
54:43
remarried and gave birth to
54:45
Obed. And Obed
54:47
was the grandfather of King
54:50
David himself. It
54:52
is the fugitive that gives birth to kings, Catherine.
54:55
Often times it is the refugee that is
54:57
the seed of a great land, for only
54:59
they can truly know the value of having
55:01
a land to call their own. I
55:03
will not be giving birth to kings
55:06
or creating kingdoms. Well,
55:09
to hear others tell it, you already
55:11
did that. A great
55:14
many people have a great many wonderful things
55:16
to say about that son of yours. Most
55:19
look up at the stars and see a great
55:22
mystery and it seems as though your son looked
55:24
up and said, No. No,
55:27
it can all make sense. All makes sense of it. I'll
55:29
start at one side of the sky and work my way
55:31
across and that will be my life. Makes
55:34
sense to me for you to rise up into
55:36
that sky. It's a kingdom that he made for
55:38
you. He was
55:41
a good boy. Very
55:47
well. I will go. Oh
55:49
shit. Amazing. Excellent.
55:52
Alvina, next steps. Well,
55:54
it's simple. All we have to
55:57
do now is escape this alien planet, escape
55:59
this magical diner. that will be surrounded by
56:01
the police any second, then put Catarina
56:03
through some very complicated surgeries, have Luke
56:05
and Salvatore build some sort of stasis
56:07
chamber, and sneak it on board a
56:09
rocket bound for the moon's orbit. And
56:11
we have to do all of that
56:13
in six weeks. Simple enough?
56:15
Sure. Frau Kepler, gather your things. It
56:18
is time to leave the woods. I
56:21
have no things. I
56:24
only have myself. For a journey such
56:26
as this, that is all that one
56:28
needs. Why
56:52
is it that the London police are never inept
56:54
when you need them to be? Do you have
56:56
a plan to get out of here? I called
56:58
upstairs, she's about to pick us up. Upstairs? That's
57:00
what we call the boss. Huh. And
57:03
how is she picking you up? Apparently in a helicopter. She's
57:05
on her way. She can fly
57:08
a helicopter? I had no
57:10
idea. Yeah, I didn't know that either. A
57:12
flying machine? Spends weeks on another planet, she's
57:14
amazed by a damn helicopter. Lace, when
57:16
are we getting a helicopter? I
57:19
hate helicopters. Let's get a hovercraft. Not
57:21
the same. And they are always
57:24
dwelling within the radio. Pretty much.
57:26
I mean, sometimes they have a day out. Sometimes
57:29
they're robots. Fascinating.
57:32
I don't like it when the big one looks at us. Yeah,
57:35
I am uncomfortable. I will be glad
57:37
to leave this place behind. Too many
57:40
unknown things here. I think your recent
57:42
experiences with witch trials has made you
57:44
too paranoid, Katerina. But you are too
57:46
trusting. I'm too trusting. You're the one
57:48
who just agreed to get carved up
57:51
by Vigo the Carpathian over there. I
57:53
imagine we'll leave you in quite a mess once we've gone.
57:57
Don't worry about us. We always let
57:59
in the customers, but we've all It's
58:01
also gotten really good at keeping people
58:03
out. Including the entire City of London
58:05
police force? Oh yes. You.
58:09
You're like my son. Me? Sure,
58:13
in a way. You will guard
58:15
his legacy after
58:18
I am gone. Yes, I
58:20
promise. It's
58:28
incredible how it can stay still in the air
58:30
like that. I didn't know you knew how to fly
58:32
a helicopter. All
58:36
these years, Cabarina, then you follow me. And
58:39
I will follow behind and make sure
58:41
you do not fall. This has been
58:43
quite an odd experience. You've handled it
58:45
very well. Shall we meet again, do
58:47
you think? We will. We
58:49
already have. We are right
58:51
now. Right. Best
58:53
of luck to you all. Midnight
58:56
burger. Good luck to you,
58:58
Amelia Project. What
59:03
a strange world we live in,
59:07
said Alice to the Queen of
59:09
Hearts. Oh,
59:16
like Amelia Earhart. Right. Because
59:19
she disappeared. Yes. Now
59:22
I get it. This
59:32
special crossover episode of Midnight Burger and
59:34
the Amelia Project featured Ana
59:36
Maria Everett is Katarina. Shelly
59:39
Darrington is the woman in Piccadilly.
59:41
Hemi Yirraham as Kozlowski. Alan Bergen
59:43
as the interviewer. Julia C.
59:46
Thorne as Alvina. Julia Morazawa
59:48
as Amelia. Susie Suarez
59:50
as Gloria. Tom Mormon as
59:52
Lafe. Joe Fisher as Casper. Finley
59:55
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59:57
as Effie. And Neil starboard as
59:59
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