We took some photos of Wappel in an oversized KG jersey and had the Brother/Sisterhood roast him...and they did NOT let us down. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Cooking Steak

9 days ago 59s

Charles Barkley's love of well-done steaks sparked a debate about how we like our steaks to be prepared and the Brotherhood had some great lines. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Not a Bandwagon

10 days ago 1m 1s

Everyone's fired up for the Wolves in the Western Conference finals and Josh read about a new name for the bandwagon and it's very fitting. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Drugs for Kids

12 days ago 1m 5s

There was a story about someone illegally planting marijuana at the Wisconsin state capitol and one member of the show took an interesting approach to the topic. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Game 7

15 days ago 1m 10s

We had play-by-play ace Michael Grady on the show after the Wolves beatdown of Denver Thursday night, and he told us the one thing you always gotta remember about Game 7s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Stealing From Work

16 days ago 1m

We were telling stories about people stealing from work and learned about one genius who stole a whole box of pull tabs and then tried to cash them in. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dino Costumes

16 days ago 1m 6s

Some goofy Canadians tried to break the record for most people dressed up like a dinosaur but they missed out on a silly technicality. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Fight for $50K?

18 days ago 1m 6s

We discussed a hypothetical question about if you would fist fight a 300 pound drunk man for $50,000 a day. Would you? See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bad Speeches

23 days ago 58s

Some guy crashed-and-burned doing a commencement speech at Ohio State over the weekend so we got to talking about some of the worst speeches we've ever seen in person.See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Teachers Week

24 days ago 1m

In honor of National Teacher Appreciation Week, we were talking about things that used to acceptable in school that would NOT fly today. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Mike Modano

29 days ago 57s

North Star legend Mike Modano joined the show Friday and we got to talking about how much fun the boys had both on AND off the ice back in the 90s. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Only Child

1 month ago 47s

We were celebrating National Brothers and Sisters Day and were showing some love to those who are an "only child." One member of the Brotherhood shared the very special person he got to play catch with growing up. See omnystudio.com/listener fo

Hygienist Shortage

1 month ago 1m 10s

Josh was relieved to hear that he is not single-handedly ruining the dental hygienist industry. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pity Sex

May 1st, 2024 1m

The topic of pity sex came up. Whether we've ever dished any out or been given any, and one member of the show all of a sudden got a little worried. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Rally Sausage

Apr 29th, 2024 1m 6s

The Twins are suddenly one of the hottest teams in baseball and it's all because of a smelly sausage. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Late Learner

Apr 25th, 2024 1m

Ashley admitted to something involving insects and the sun that she learned WAY later in life than she probably should have. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Dick Bremer

Apr 23rd, 2024 1m

Minnesota Twins ambassador Dick Bremer joined the show for his weekly appearance and told an all-time great Gardy story. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Safety Team

Apr 22nd, 2024 54s

We learned that a member of the Half-Assed Morning Show was once a member of something called "The Safety Team" here at work. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

4/20 Duuuuuude

Apr 19th, 2024 57s

We were talking weed with 4/20 coming up this weekend and Ashley taught us an important lesson when it comes to weighing weed. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kid is a Hero

Apr 18th, 2024 46s

There was a story in the news of a kid who saved the life of his teacher. Josh played some audio of the heroic youngster but had to cut him off before he got controversial. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Baseball Card Gum

Apr 16th, 2024 58s

Twins ambassador Dick Bremer made his weekly appearance, and we all shared fond memories about the gum in old packs of baseball cards. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Eclipse Sex

Apr 15th, 2024 1m

Searches for eclipse-related porn were way up a week ago for the big eclipse. More Anxiety Than Hair Jesus texted in a brilliant explanation about what eclipse sex really is. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Audio King Ridealong

Apr 12th, 2024 1m 8s

Josh confessed he used to hang around the guys who installed car stereos at the Audio King and told us about a very ill-advised car stereo purchase he made. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bathroom Sandwiches

Apr 11th, 2024 45s

We got on the subject of gross things your significant other does that you still put up with, and the classic debate about eating in the bathroom came up. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Marcus Foligno

Apr 10th, 2024 40s

We have our last chat of the season with Wild winger Marcus Foligno and he gave us an update after going under the knife last week. See omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.