Barely anything to talk about this week so it's just stream of consciousness while I drive in the rain storm from hell. If you would like less of the crap running through my demented brain at any given moment and more of what YOU are interested

Anger And Irony

9 days ago 1h 15m

This week... The Snore War of 24 resumes Rants about Northern Lights and social media I realize I'm in desperate need of self care and give myself a time out Someone accidentally insults me and I try to process the pain All this and much much m

The Most Impossible Of Choices

16 days ago 1h 54m

We are back! It's the return of the all Would You Rather edition of the show! We throw in a few F, Marry, Kill for good measure as well. Along the way stories about little people porn, health updates, and a brand new homework assignment for AFC

A Leaker Not A Squeaker

Apr 20th, 2024 1h 7m

This week... An update on my health and living situation! What' I've been watching! Listener sex stories! Host sex stories! All this and much much more. In two weeks... another episode of all F, Marry, Kill and Would You Rather? Get your submis

Total Eclipse Of Anxiety

Apr 13th, 2024 1h 3m

This week... I hate the eclipse and couldn't care less about it. My neighbor hates me and continues to make me feel like a monster. Fellow Wanderer checks in and lets us know how life has been going for her! All this and much much more. The an

Tossed Salad

Mar 30th, 2024 1h 22m

It's here finally! A huge thank you to everyone who submitted something for this episode! I hope it lives up to the hype. Please remember to use proper hygiene and discretion when enjoying tossed salad. Thanks for listening! The anonymous box

The Snore Monster

Mar 23rd, 2024 1h 14m

My dream is to live somewhere all by myself with no one living on either side of me. I'm just not meant to be around people because as hard as I try to please them and not rock the boat...it never ever works. I'm just not meant to have neighbor

Dirty Daddy

Mar 16th, 2024 1h 18m

This week we dive in to the mailbag for a wide range of topics. Some follow up on the past few weeks including actors who don't really act, some movie and cartoon talk, and a fascinating theory about a famous brother and sister. Then a listener

Woody Harrelson Appreciation Society

Mar 9th, 2024 1h 24m

I'm back to full strength this week and talking rules of the road, more feedback on backing into parking spaces and some very strong opinions on Woody Harrelson. Plus some television recommendations and more randomness from the anonymous box. L

The Sickening

Mar 2nd, 2024 1h 25m

I got really sick this week and I'm gonna tell you all about it. During the course of one story, I walk into unexpected house guests taking my toilet, my mother and Oats Mcgoats both drive me absolutely bonkers, and I contemplate pooping in my

Metal Head

Feb 24th, 2024 1h 13m

This week, I feel like a dummy when I don't know important facts about my body, I give some more television recommendations and I fart shame Oats Mcgoats. Plus rants about breweries, the way people park and morons who keep breeding. All this an

ABCDEFG

Feb 11th, 2024 53m 19s

This week, rants and opinions on all sorts of things including a very strangely named child. Plus an ongoing commentary on the crew of contractors hammering away at my building as I try to record. Thanks for listening! There is a homework assi

A Man With A Cold

Feb 3rd, 2024 56m 20s

We are back again as I show immense courage and heart by delivering an episode despite having a debilitating cold. This week I celebrate the death of the Baltimore Ravens season, I discuss my favorite directors and one listener has a very inten

Winter Rage

Jan 21st, 2024 51m 6s

This week includes rants about snow, social media love of the snow and the joy of watching football just to watch certain teams lose. No show next week, so get all your questions and homework assignments in for the following week. All this and

New Years Nightmare

Jan 13th, 2024 1h 23m

New year. Same shit show podcast! Back this week and we are playing ALL THE HITS to bring in the new year. On the show this week we have a double dose of Gladys stories, uncomfortable holiday stories with the family and a story of my New Years

Live From The ICU

Dec 14th, 2023 1h 15m

So what do you do when you just had brain surgery and can't sleep cause of machines beeping and tubes pouring out of you? Why you record a podcast from your hospital bed of course. This week, I break down the past 48 hours of my life as I lay i

Sex And Candy

Nov 19th, 2023 59m 52s

This week, it's all about the anonymous box. Listener submissions lead me down a rabbit hole of chocolate anus candy, vibrating tails, and ways to get out of a speeding ticket. All this and much much more. This may be the last episode till the

Half Naked And Afraid

Nov 11th, 2023 48m 6s

This week I have a medical procedure done that activates my podcast brain and causes me to lose a bit of dignity along the way. Thanks for listening! This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned t

Blood Vessel Boner

Nov 4th, 2023 54m 55s

This week, we break format a bit to tell one long story. This week is all about my health and the crazy journey that having ridiculously and dangerously high blood pressure has led me to and the damage it has done along the way. Many side stori

Pee Like A Lady

Oct 14th, 2023 1h 2m

Before the show takes a brief hiatus for possibly a few weeks, I talk about my inability to dress myself properly, bathroom habits of my coworkers that make me feel weird and Oats has enough and abandons me. All this and much much more. No show

F Your Truck

Oct 7th, 2023 50m 32s

Random ramblings about my health, my dislike of the new layout of my local Walmart, shadow dicks and other absurd topics. Plus one listener REALLY, REALLY dislikes trucks. All this and much much more. This show is driven by the content you prov

Death And Commercials

Sep 30th, 2023 33m 58s

It's been a long day at work so I recorded a quick episode about whatever pops into my mind at the time...but mainly death and commercials. This show is driven by the content you provide! Join the show by clicking on the link pinned to the top

Happy Fall Yall

Sep 23rd, 2023 1h 13m

This week, I discuss my feelings on the fall season, we get an update from Fellow Wanderer and I determine that I identify as a cat. Then the public bathroom portion of this weeks show. First, I have an experience in a bathroom that actually is

What I've Been Watching

Sep 16th, 2023 1h 9m

This week I make a shocking confession and update you on my week overall. Then I break down everything that I've been watching over the last couple of weeks. This includes television and movies and as always NO SPOILERS. I promise. This show is

Fancy Nancy

Sep 9th, 2023 1h 7m

This week I take my mom to see Eric Clapton and make a dumb mistake, I discover the joys of being fancy, and I discuss the life and influence of the late great Pee Wee Herman. Along the way rants about wine and people who drink it, concert etiq