This week we get off to a weird start as Morgan and Thomas talk the possibility of birthday movies, taking down Nazis and the American James Bond. This episode we watch and review Indiana Jones and the Last CrusadeLearn essentials of writin

Episode 27: Blowin' in the Wind

Aug 25th, 2018

WE’RE FINALLY BACK! If you missed all the choices Morgan usually gets to make, you’re in luck because this episode has DOUBLE the choices and DOUBLE THE LISTS! Together we discover our new favorite app, find out how John Williams scores his mov

Episode 26: All About Puppets

Jul 20th, 2018

Join us as we recall children’s tv show jingles, Thomas executes possibly the worst segue ever, we debate the merits of the Sex in the City Movie, and Morgan attempts to concisely summarize this week’s wild, wild movie.This episode we watch a

Episode 25: Bad Thirty Spouses

Jul 6th, 2018

Episode 25: Bad Thirty SpousesSummer is upon us and we have a crusty old timey edition list to go with it. Join Thomas on a Martin Scorcese related rant, Morgan talks about fluoride conspiracies, and we inexplicably rate the movie with sticks

Episode 24: Cliffnotes Extravaganza!

Jun 23rd, 2018

It’s the summer of shake-ups and Thomas has made a list of must-see scenes from movies that Morgan will likely never, ever watch. Like ever. Thomas takes us back to Spanish class. Morgan was a leash kid. Sorry for the pterodactyl noises!This

Episode 23: Musical Extravaganza!

Jun 9th, 2018

Join Morgan and Thomas as they review the ASU Gammage National High School Musical Theater Awards, we do some of the worst ad reads you’ve ever heard, and things take an interesting turn as we see a movie that both hosts have actually already s

Episode 22: How Much is a Dr. Pepper?

May 25th, 2018

This week, Morgan does the unusual and hijacks the podcast to make Thomas watch a food industry staple. We spend a good amount of time talking food industry secrets and mostly just complain—er, reminiscing about our old jobs.This episode we w

Episode 21: Van Wilder's Wild Movie Franchise

May 11th, 2018

This week, enjoy another installment of the SpoilerZone: Infinity War, hear Thomas become a worse Owen Wilson and learn all about Morgan’s bad dvd player.This episode we watch and review Deadpool.Try your hand at horror writing by taking th

Episode 20: Lindsey 2.0

Apr 29th, 2018

And we’re back! Tune in for a normal, if not late episode. We get off to a weird start this week discussing all of the Lindseys. Morgan and Thomas discuss Meryl Streep’s infinity Oscars, remember dumb colored foods, and talk a bit too much abou

Episode 19: #Blessed: The Great Scavengers’ Switcheroo 2018!

Apr 13th, 2018

Join Whitney and Lindsey, the unstoppable sister duo from Historical Hotties this week as they take over the Academy Outcasts feed! They talk societal trends in horror movies, nerd out on vampires, invent Spookypasta, and talk a lot about avoc

Bonus

The Lotta Lizards Drinking Game: Podirector's Cut (BONUS EP!)

Apr 6th, 2018

As promised, here is an extended cut version of last week's episode! Boy did we have a lot to say about Star Wars: The Empire Strikes Back. Morgan gets philosophical. Thomas can't do math. Enjoy!

Episode 18: The Lotta Lizards Drinking Game

Mar 30th, 2018

Morgan and Thomas explore the 21st century’s most important linguistic mystery, invent a new drinking game and try to make sense of the Star Wars franchise time line. Kick back, relax and join us as we patiently await our cease and desist lette

Episode 17: Vivisection Sounds Awful

Mar 16th, 2018

Welcome to probably our weirdest episode yet, where Morgan tries a new intro, attempts to help recap the Oscars and gets hit with a *mysterious* illness halfway through the episode. Meanwhile, Thomas is hurt that Morgan missed the Oscars, remem

Episode 16: Semi-Hollow Man

Mar 2nd, 2018

Content Warning: discussion of pus, blood, gore and abortionThis week Morgan flexes her knowledge of Winter Olympics Trivia, we pitch a movie about a podcast, invent Semi-Hollow Man, and Thomas forcefully drags Morgan from her comfort zone.

Episode 15: The Communism Was a Red Herring!

Feb 16th, 2018

Welcome to our first official Friday episode! Today Morgan learns who Chris Farley is, and shares some interesting facts about David Spade. Thomas talks board game-based movies, and we contemplate the remake of an 80’s classic. There was a stra

Episode 14: Weird Hairs

Feb 1st, 2018

Holy moly what a long episode! Thanks for waiting folks. Honestly, y’all just gotta watch this movie. Your hosts discuss Harry Potter Words, Morgan’s Pick for Best Actor, and a new gross thing.This episode we watch and review The FountainMo

Episode 13: Michael Keaton Month

Jan 17th, 2018

Join us for an exceptionally long, exceptionally sick episode as we accidentally declare January 2018 to be Michael Keaton Month. Seriously. We apologize for the sickness. Morgan says “Yeah” a lot, Thomas reveals his favorite Golden Globes mome

Episode 12: Better Than Cloud Atlas??

Jan 3rd, 2018

Content Warning: brief discussion of suicide, severe mental illnessHappy new year! Join us this episode as Morgan tries a new format, we discuss the fate of BlockBuster Video, and compare movies for entertainment versus movies for art.This

Episode 11: The Culkin Boy

Dec 21st, 2017

Happy Holidays! This week we talk The Last Jedi (there aren’t any “real” spoilers, don’t worry), holiday traditions, and the real reason why there aren’t any Hannukah movies. This episode we watch and review Home Alone.Movie Trailer Audio:

Episode 10: Beauty and the Beast

Dec 6th, 2017

As the year draws to a close, we take a moment to talk about a few highly-rated movies that came out in 2017. Thomas shares some unpopular Disney opinions. Morgan nails a classic Sesame Street bit. This episode we watch and review Beauty and

Episode 9: Pulp Fiction

Nov 22nd, 2017

This episode, Thomas hijacks the podcast and attempts some bad jokes about pulp-free orange juice. Morgan is blindsided as we watch and give a fairly rambling review of Pulp Fiction.Movie Trailer Audio: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ZAhzsi

Episode 8: Chicago

Nov 8th, 2017

Thomas is a film buff. Morgan is...decidedly not. Join your hosts as Thomas tries to find a movie that Morgan may have actually seen and Morgan tries to...well, continues to be oblivious to every movie ever.In this episode we watch and review

Episode 7: Rushmore

Oct 26th, 2017

This episode, we welcome special guest Max Lafave, of the Lafave Bros! Join us as we awkwardly relive our teenage years while watching and reviewing Rushmore.Lafave Bros Youtube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCF1Zvatfad118agJFTXGtCQMovie

Episode 6: The Wolf of Wall Street

Oct 12th, 2017

Thomas has seen movies. Morgan has not. Each episode, Thomas presents Morgan with a list of movies and she reveals which ones she has or has not seen.In this episode we watch and review The Wolf of Wall Street.Movie Trailer Audio: https://w

Episode 5: Hedwig and the Angry Inch

Sep 27th, 2017

Thomas is a film buff. Morgan is…decidedly not. This episode, our two hosts decide to flip the script. Join us as Morgan tries to stump Thomas with a list of her own! In this episode we watch and review Hedwig and the Angry Inch.Movie Trail