Our neighbors warned us that their costumes were scary and they were right! Also, talking about MSCHF's latest project commenting on the value of art versus the revenue that art produces.

Fake TikTok Celebrities

Oct 31st, 2021 30m 1s

What does it mean to be a fake TikTok celebrity? Does it matter? Plus, Pepper reaches the end of TikTok.

Things from the past

Oct 17th, 2021 26m 1s

David found a Reddit discussion about things that used to be common but now are no more. Pepper recaps the movie Copycat.

Mouse pants and murder

Sep 26th, 2021 26m 15s

David and Pepper discuss Pepper's latest clothing acquisition, serial killer movies in the 1990s, and Norm.

Dracula does not smoke a cigar

Sep 19th, 2021 24m

In this episode, we discuss hitchhiking in Toledo, the Silver Foxes, and the display of draculas at the Goodwill.

Bonus

Bonus Episode: Food shows

Sep 5th, 2021 19m 35s

In this bonus episode, David and Pepper discuss food shows, their old podcast, and lots of other deep dive opinions on Gordon Ramsey and the Food Network.

Things that appear safe and are actually dangerous

Aug 29th, 2021 27m 31s

In this episode, we talk about the casino bus that is parked outside our house and a list of things that seem safe but are actually dangerous.

Sobbing in the Bric-A-Brac aisle

Aug 21st, 2021 26m 12s

Pepper and David are irritated by a chirping alarm and Pepper has an emotional moment with her sister in the Bric-A-Brac aisle at Goodwill.

The Economics of Dollar Stores

Aug 8th, 2021 18m 19s

Pepper and David talk about growing up poor, underserved neighborhoods and how much of each dollar a dollar store makes as profit.

Seattle reopens!

Jul 18th, 2021 21m 29s

Seattle is open again! David and Pepper have guests, go out to eat, and learn about pot shop merchandise.

The internet made Pepper buy it

Jun 27th, 2021 19m 45s

Sometimes, Pepper gets mesmerized by a product featured in a YouTube video or TikTok and has to buy it. In this episode, she lists some of her favorite and least favorite purchases.

Cult diets and ghost doctors

Jun 6th, 2021 27m 29s

Pepper and David discuss a possible cult that recommended reading the Bible instead of eating and the ghost that brought chiropractic to the world.

Living in an influencer house

May 29th, 2021 21m 55s

Pepper and David talk about what it's like to live in a TikTok influencer house

Droplifting, remembering Art, and fake reviews

May 22nd, 2021 19m 45s

We remember our neighbor Art, talk about at least 250,000 people writing fake Amazon reviews, and an artist creating fake Rae Dunn products.

Elliptical Shows

Apr 18th, 2021 24m 17s

In this episode Pepper talks about how many TV shows she's seen while exercising. It's a lot.

Pepper's confession and Canadian Obsessions

Apr 10th, 2021 28m 18s

We recorded this one just before Easter. Pepper confesses a retail habit and we talk about the Canadians we watch on YouTube.

A nervous breakdown from the weight of doves

Mar 27th, 2021 23m 36s

This week we talk about a burlesque dancer, Dovita, who would use doves to remove her clothing. Should Pepper become Crowvita? Get our show notes here

A recording of hell, a wooden box, and the egregore

Mar 20th, 2021 23m 51s

What would you do if your HR person played you a recording of hell? In this episode, David talks about alien visits, magical manifestations, and tiny action figures. Pepper made her way back to the Goodwill and found a heart-shaped box. Click

We live in a medieval slum & eat only White Castle

Mar 13th, 2021 19m 48s

Pepper and David discuss a new resident of our neighborhood who thinks it's a medieval slum and David's fast-food field trips.

Retail arbitrage, porch crotch, and magic drama

Mar 6th, 2021 30m 19s

Pepper talks about the Rae Dunn phenomenon and David discusses the drama around a recently found Houdini water torture cell.

I paid a monkey to tell my wife I love her

Feb 19th, 2021 22m 7s

This week Pepper and David discuss monkey valentine's day, Seattle snow, and Polish doughnuts.

Raccoons, Coco, and Jesus Lizard

Feb 12th, 2021 29m 13s

David talks about hiring a celebrity to get rid of the raccoons on our back porch and Pepper has a transcendent experience with Coco. Read our show notes here!

Fraudulent tuna and the power of an extra inch

Feb 5th, 2021 21m 13s

Pepper and David talk about fake tuna, a rogue sandwich shop, and Pepper's new plates. Read our show notes here!

Monkey diapers, Google Lens, and naked worshippers

Jan 29th, 2021 21m 6s

This week Pepper does a deep dive into monkey diapers and David talks about using Google Lens to find ugly monsters.

Giant heads, squirrel butts, and lightning detectors

Jan 23rd, 2021 18m 58s

Pepper and David discuss a support group for people who have been struck by lightning, living with a giant head, and how crows react to a potential threat to their personal privacy.