Jason and Craig get together one last time to share their dreams, nightmares, and everything in between. Special thanks to everyone who joined us along the way, from our hilarious guests, to the listeners, to our families who (for some reason)

S05E22 - Goodbye w/special guests: Pamela and Madison!

Oct 28th, 2021 1h 1m

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it's been a ride. A long, uninspired ride. But we did it! This is THE. BLOSSOM. SERIES. FINALE. With special guests: OUR WIVES!Stay tuned, we're gonna regroup next week to give our final thoughts on this odyssey we

S05E21 - So Many Milestones, So Little Time

Oct 14th, 2021 39m 5s

We let this episode go a little bit long, but that's okay because who cares? This episode of Blossom actually was pretty good! And Jason and Craig are also pretty good! All around, a good episode, you should download it!**Note, next episod

S05E20 - You Say Tomato

Oct 8th, 2021 28m 57s

We're the podcast who leaves the technical difficulties in! Because we think you want to peak behind the curtain? NOPE, because our editing staff is too lazy! We're definitely proud to say we still have listeners at this point. Also in this e

S05E19 - A Star Is Bared

Oct 2nd, 2021 23m 6s

Talia Shire (Adrian from Rocky) guest stars. As herself. And it's f*cking weird. It makes us wonder if she's actually like this in real life. All around a terrible episode.

S05E18 - The Departure

Sep 24th, 2021 22m 24s

Even though we haven't seen Tony in weeks, everyone's upset that he's finally leaving. Come on, you're all outta here in like 4 more episodes!

S05E17 - The Date

Sep 17th, 2021 32m 4s

Finally, things get serious on a very special episode of Blossom. (Spoiler alert: things still don't get as serious as Fresh Prince.)

S05E16 - A Mind With A Heart Of Its Own

Sep 10th, 2021 33m 25s

Guess who's back, back again, Vinnie's back, tell a friend. This one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, this one sucks, na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na.

S05E15 - It Happened One Night

Sep 4th, 2021 27m 8s

Nick gets creepy, Craig releases the episode late... does any of this really matter?

S05E14 - Who's Not On First

Aug 26th, 2021 24m 15s

The return of the fantasy sequence! And it couldn't be more timely. Tune in to find out more!

S05E13 - A Kiss Is Just A Kiss

Aug 13th, 2021 26m 26s

In this week's episode: Blossom's horny.

S05E12 - High Diddly Dee

Aug 6th, 2021 26m 27s

Blossom tries out for a school play with a "famous" director. It's terrible. It's all terrible.

S05E11 - Mating Rituals

Jul 30th, 2021 27m 2s

What do you want me to say at this point? This show is stupid. Blossom brings her boobs to a party, it gets her some attention, and there are no consequences.

S05E10 - Oh, Baby

Jul 22nd, 2021 25m 2s

Let's see, Shelly's pregnant and the episode is called "Oh, Baby." I WONDER WHAT THIS EPISODE IS ABOUT.Oh and also WE REACHED OUR 100th episode, baby!!

S05E09 - Blossom Gump

Jul 15th, 2021 22m 40s

Is there a more 90's episode name than "Blossom Gump?" Spoiler: no. This episode was weird. The story was disjointed and based on a lot of things that didn't make sense, almost as if NBC were saying to themselves "let's see if anyone's actually

S05E08 - The Game You Play Tomorrow

Jul 9th, 2021 32m 55s

What can I say? This episode is better than last week's, and we promise we'll never do a live episode again. OR WILL WE??? Blossom and Six get college acceptance letters and have to figure their shit out.

S05E07 - Dirty Rotten Scoundrel

Jul 3rd, 2021 29m 2s

Jason and Craig do a LIVE PODCAST on Instagram Live! It's absolutely terrible. Joey faces temptation, while Blossom faces a demon child.

S05E06 - Writing the Wrongs

Jun 24th, 2021 29m 3s

Another terrible episode of Blossom. We were hoping season 5 would save this podcast, but it now seems like we were fools. Blossom and Six have a school assignment where they just have to express themselves. Even their teacher is phoning it in!

S05E05 - The Wedding

Jun 17th, 2021 33m

In our opinionation, fuck this show. More specifically though, Nick gets married, and it's really starting to feel like they're phoning it in!

S05E04 - Your New Planet

Jun 10th, 2021 29m 42s

This week: we don't give a shit about copyright! This guy comes up and he's all, you know if you wanna steal Liam Lynch's songs, there's easier ways to do it than ripping it from a podcast, and we're all like YEAH WHATEVER

S05E03 - Puppy Love

Jun 3rd, 2021 22m

You know what? Fuck it, we're doing a Law & Order podcast. These are our stories.Oh, and this episode is called "Puppy Love" both because Blossom falls in love with some baseball player for a minute, and Kennedy loves her new dog.

S05E01_02 - A New Life

May 28th, 2021 49m 39s

Brand new double-episode extravaganza! It's a wild blow-out! Get it while it's hot! Also, the new season is not as exciting as Jason and Craig had hoped.