Alice and Rose discuss the anatomy of a dinner fight about mental development for about 10 minutes followed by Rose having a moment of either self-reflection or self-doubt which Tim has decided to leave in. Then, it's essentially couples' thera

2022: Live

Dec 23rd, 2022 1h 7m

Snedheads and Matafans rejoice - Rose and Alice have taken the stage for this one-off episode, recorded in front of the live studio audience. Luckily, in the last two years since the last episode not a whole lot has happened so it's only the im

How Be Single

Sep 15th, 2020 49m 47s

Alice and Rose get the microphones out after watching the 2016 romantic comedy 'How To Be Single'. They talk about love, life, relationships and the subliminal reinforcement of white supremacy through a lack of onscreen representation. Aussie A

Alice Shouldn't Live Here Anymore

Sep 12th, 2020 40m 35s

Alice bought a microwave and it may have led to a fuse blowing in the Airbnb. The discussion quickly devolves into a full examination of Rose and Alice's particular brands of anxiety. Not many laughs in this one but sometimes you have to get he

Here Come The Brides

Sep 10th, 2020 56m 9s

Alice and Rose are back in the UK, back in a quarantine and absolutely back on form. The two plan their imaginary weddings and get into a lengthy and somewhat boring argument about open marriages. Both Alice and Rose recorded this episode lying

Here Come The Brides

Sep 9th, 2020 56m 9s

Jacinda Ardern - That Rando Bitch

Aug 20th, 2020 35m 12s

A episode of Boners start with donuts, continues with Alice's vape struggle, rounds the barriers to both gals potential political careers and ends with a realisation that having to stand by your own opinions is too hard. Why does anyone do it?

Repress and Do Not Address

Aug 17th, 2020 42m

Alice and Rose are back in lockdown together and that can mean only one thing - more Boners of The Heart! Alice is claiming vehemently that this show passes the Béchamel Sauce Test. Rose is under pressure to figure out whether she's getting too

Kelly Clarkson Is Cool

Apr 23rd, 2020 35m 46s

Alice defends Kelly Clarkson despite Rose not bringing her up or having any opinion about her. Alice attacks Rose for her choice to be a strong, independent woman who doesn't reply to texts. Have you noticed that Rose writes these descriptions?

Optimistic Cynic

Apr 20th, 2020 31m 16s

On today's episode! We discuss: regretful covid purchases, depression, optimism and sleep. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

This Shoo Tall Pass

Apr 19th, 2020 33m 8s

The gorgeous girlies speak on their frequency of showers, memories of sex and Rose continues to campaign for the podcast to end for good. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Telling It Like It Is

Apr 16th, 2020 41m 11s

Alice and Rose have finished their travel isolation and have been legally separated. Will their natural chemistry still translate over Zoom? No. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Announcement of The Boners of the Heart

Apr 10th, 2020 6m 40s

A little trailer letting people know what's up now for The Boners of The Heart from here on. TL;DL Rose and Alice are parting ways but will still be recording episodes. Thanks to the Sneddens and [email protected] is still the email aa

Holly and Dolly

Apr 9th, 2020 48m 28s

Alice and Rose talk at length about what they find attractive in a person. Alice paints a picture of an egg while Rose lies on the couch in the sun. They round it out with an unhinged act out of Dolly Parton meeting Holly Hunter in the bathroom

Comrades of the Heart

Apr 8th, 2020 57m 24s

An extra long episode recorded from Alice's bed. Alice and Rose talk Ellen, argue about Alice's lack of hobbies but mostly talk about the downsides of capitalism. It's a long one so we honestly won't be offended if you don't listen to the whole

Florence Pugh's Salad

Apr 7th, 2020 28m 48s

Alice and Rose tease their live debate on Friday re: How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days and reassure you that their friendship is intact. At one point Alice has to go down to turn the garden tap off for her dad, and they critique Florence Pugh's inst

How To Lose A Friend in 16 Days

Apr 5th, 2020 31m 38s

Alice and Rose have an incredibly heated discussion over who is more in the wrong in the 2003 film 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days'.P.S. They remain friends for now. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

A Simple Favour

Apr 1st, 2020 31m 52s

Alice and Rose have a heated debate over manners. That's the whole episode. Expect nothing more. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

Underarm Hairgate

Mar 31st, 2020 51m 46s

Rose j'accuses Alice of looking at her underarm hair for too long. They tackle large philosophical problems with very little knowledge on the subject. Rose barely talks Alice out of getting fillers. Alice's dad fills the compost bin quite noisi

Maths is Not Our Strong Suit

Mar 30th, 2020 34m 19s

Alice and Rose bicker over who has done the ‘bulk of the cooking’ in the flat. They talk ideal celeb isolation buddies, as well a new foray into a segment they will invariably forget to keep doing, “How is Elio masturbating today in isolation?”

PILOT!

Mar 29th, 2020 38m 10s

After a weekend off podcasting, ALice and Rose are back and so is Rose's period - at the stoke of midnight. Like a church bell. Your hosts rate the cast of Succession, tell a dog to be quiet a lot and have approximately 3 - 5 mini fights in thi

From The Couch

Mar 26th, 2020 47m 22s

Alice's worst day in lockdown yet and she's resorted to shopping for sex toys. Meanwhile, Rose is going OK. Hates running. Bit bored. Stalking ex-boyfriend's ex-girlfriends. You know what? Maybe not OK. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy f

"That's Shmag!"

Mar 25th, 2020 38m 45s

Rose "Actually Very Affectionate" Matafeo gets into her love language and let's us know she is NOT pregnant (unless there's some kind of period miracle going on here). An actual call and an actual dog on this episode. We find out Alice's kink a

Honey, I Delayed The Reboot

Mar 24th, 2020 40m 39s

Rose is getting her period soon and has f***ed her back. Alice has too much on, despite being in isolation. The productivity trap has entrapped us all and your hosts have had a big fight. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more informa

Free Form

Mar 23rd, 2020 32m 50s

Alice has left her boxing gloves in the rain and Rose is not feeling great and that's fine! The phones are running hot. But do not rely on these gals. Some #CovidCrush's, some emails and no responsibilities. Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/priv