Author/superstar Jenny Zhang is visiting Los Angeles on business for her book Sour Heart and Brittani and Ariana discuss the politics of group texts plus the secret of how to get to LA 2.

An Honest Cult w/ Lindsay Hicks (Ep. 66)

Apr 11th, 2018 49m 20s

Brittani and Ariana are joined by Suicide Kale actor and former pageant queen, Lindsay Hicks (@LinzHicks). They discuss the merits of earnestness and Lindsay decides to start a cult.

The Meat of Life (Ep. 65)

Apr 4th, 2018 42m 25s

Maturity. What is it? Ariana and Brittani define it slowly but surely. Brittani reports back from lesbian spring break and Ariana reads some Rupi Kaur.

Condragulations (Ep. 64)

Mar 28th, 2018 49m 37s

Ariana makes an announcement about Brittani's love life. Brittani promises to loan Ariana her magical sweater. They figure out the right amount of time to reach milestones in a relationship.

DJs Have Too Much Power (Ep. 63)

Mar 22nd, 2018 44m 20s

Brittani and Ariana begin checking out the queer parties around town. Ariana reviews "Iron Shoes," a small play previewing in Oakland, and Brittani pans a sketch show which will remain nameless.

Tennis Ball (Ep. 62)

Mar 13th, 2018 48m 59s

Brittani and Ariana admit they've felt jealous before and decide that it's actually kinder not to immediately trust someone upon meeting them. Also, Jay's Bar is now officially the only lesbian bar in LA and you should come to Cuties Thursday m

High Brow Absurdism (Ep. 61)

Mar 7th, 2018 49m 46s

Brittani and Ariana are playing make believe for the rest of their lives and discussing Ariana's book agent, Brittani's involvement with Take My Wife, and whether or not art is a shield. Plus, the Oscar's!

On the Apps (Ep. 60)

Feb 27th, 2018 44m 51s

Brittani's back from her long New York journey and so is the podcast, baby! While on separate coasts, Brittani and Ariana got on dating apps at the same time which almost instantly caused drama. Ariana also accidentally brought a burger to a dr

Spoiler Alert w/ Amanda de los Reyes (Ep. 59)

Jan 16th, 2018 59m 58s

In a special movie review episode, Brittani and Ariana are joined by return guest, Amanda de los Reyes, to tell you what to see and what not to see. Spoilers ahead so time codes for the movies discussed are below!Call Me By Your Name 1:30The

Boundaries in Good Will and Shotclock (Ep. 57 And Ep. 58)

Jan 2nd, 2018 1h 22m

Brittani and Ariana have a special 2-in-1 episode for you to ring in 2018. Happy new year!

Go Hard or Go Home (Ep. 56)

Nov 28th, 2017 44m 36s

Brittani and Ariana talk catfishing, Meghan Markle, Lady Bird, and what's currently important to them both.

Thanksgiving with My Wife (Ep. 55)

Nov 21st, 2017 51m 26s

Brittani and Ariana catch up on Yale and the meteor, discuss Thanksgiving plans, uncover a domestic mystery, and accept that there's no true leisure in LA even though nobody's doing anything all the time.

Classic Egg w/ Andrew Ti (Ep. 54)

Nov 8th, 2017 45m 39s

Brittani and Ariana are joined by their number one fan, Andrew Ti (@ANDREWTI), of "Yo, Is This Racist" and his dog, Sinbad, to talk alarms and van life. The trio reviews Brittani's soul-quaking tarot reading.

The Good Grocery Place w/ Lane Moore (Ep. 53)

Oct 31st, 2017 48m 20s

Brittani and Ariana grill multi-hyphenate and star of Tinder Live, Lane Moore (@hellolanemoore) on love, dating apps, and NY witches.

Witchy Enough w/ Jenny Owen Youngs (Ep. 52)

Oct 10th, 2017 49m 5s

Splendid musician Jenny Owen Youngs (@jennyowenyoungs) joins Brittani and Ariana to discuss her long courtship (with past guest, Kristin Russo ep. 42), whether or not loving yourself means you'll make good choices, and a truly traumatic French

By Your Bra Straps w/ Hallie Bateman (Ep. 51)

Oct 3rd, 2017 47m 37s

This week Brittani and Ariana are joined by illustrator/writer/artist, Hallie Bateman (@hallithbates), who tells us about her upcoming book she wrote with her mother entitled, "What to Do When I'm Gone." Lots of death and pain talk from a metap

Anything is Facts w/ Stephanie Ritter (Ep. 50)

Sep 26th, 2017 47m 58s

Brittani and Ariana are joined by @stephanieritter making this a podcast featuring three Geminis with Virgo rising which means much of their conversation was unairable. What remains are discussions of The L Word, the rules on dating friends, an

A Dad Making It Up to His Kids (Ep. 49)

Sep 19th, 2017 45m 30s

Brittani and Ariana discuss carrying out visions, Ariana's Ireland trip, and Spicer's Emmy appearance.

So Good to See You (Ep. 48)

Sep 12th, 2017 45m 17s

Brittani and Ariana partially catch you up with the last four months of their lives and try to determine the most trustworthy person.

Yuck My Yum w/ Ean Weslynn (Ep. 47)

Apr 27th, 2017 47m 36s

Brittani's new roommate Ean crashes the podcast (our first male guest) and catapults the convo into how complicated it is to top men.

Slow And Steady (Ep. 46)

Apr 19th, 2017 43m 27s

Ariana and Brittani reunite after a long hiatus. Who even are they now? Brittani is in a good mood and Ariana may or may not have dated her landlord.

Implant (Ep. 45)

Feb 22nd, 2017 45m 55s

Ariana and Brittani bravely tackle trust and the NBA before educating listeners about the cervix and IUDs.

Short Gay Hair with Bangs (Ep. 44)

Feb 10th, 2017 45m 39s

Brittani discusses the history of her hair for the benefit of ignorant white americans everywhere. Ariana chops all her hair off and confesses to acting like a psycho creep. (But not a dangerous one, just a pathetic one.)