Have you ever wanted to unravel the most legendary weapon? Spoiler alert, it's the nail bat. According to one of us, at least. Head on over to Mount Condor if you get tired of arguing about the superiority/inferiority of a bat with a nail in it

7.03 - Ramuh Moonlights as a Chocobo Jockey

Apr 1st, 2020 1h 12m

Who doesn't love the Gold Saucer? It's just a fun place to hang out. The path there, unfortunately, is less fun. Who doesn't love Cosmo Canyon? Nanaki sure is glad to be there. There's some cool planetarium thing run by a floating old man. Who

7.02 - Orthopedic Underwear

Mar 18th, 2020 1h 11m

The Chocobros continue their exploration after the disc collapses. In this leg we leave off after the disc collapses, where Midgar fits into the origin of the characters, and Cloud's home town with our homeboy Sephiroth. Come dive in!

7.01 - The One We've All Been Waiting For; Or, Cloud's Clout Can't Be Touched

Mar 4th, 2020 1h 25m

It's time for the Big One! Drop into the first five hours of Final Fantasy VII with the Chocobros! As usual, there's a ton of plot up front and the Chocobros get caught up on little things. It starts off as a wild ride and we can't wait for mor

6.11 - The End of Final Fantasy VI; Or, Kefka Can't Keep Up

Feb 5th, 2020 1h 19m

We've arrived at the end of Final Fantasy 6! The Chocobros reflect on their journey, talk about what's next for the pod, and, obviously, ramble on about tangents. Jump into this supersized episode and see for yourself!

6.10 - The Great Party Dragon; Or,Too Much Teeth Talk

Jan 31st, 2020 1h 5m

The end is near! The Chocobros are taking on Kefka's tower. The quest to find every dragon is put to rest, and we discuss what would happen when all of them were found. Jump in this week and find out about all the tangents that ensue.

6.09 - Y'all Where's Dad At? Or, Ding Dong Dragons

Jan 8th, 2020 1h 18m

The Chocobros have dabbled in the Tower where Kefka resides. Jake is confident he'll have the crown soon enough. Where's Bahamut though? How can one prove their worth to Bahamut? Must one slay all dragons to see the King? Questions to be ponder

6.08 - What Do Now?; Or, Zigging, Zagging, Zipping through Zone Eaters

Dec 6th, 2019 1h 14m

The Chocobros all took vastly different routes for this week. They decide that the only fair thing to do is to trade their advice, tips, and secrets. Luckily for you, you don't need to trade, you get it all for free! Stop in and see what each o

6.07 - A World Torn Asunder; Or, Tireless Trekking Through The Tundras

Nov 20th, 2019 1h 8m

Trekking through the new world can get tiresome. Especially when you don't have your party, and airship, or really any direction. The Chocobros try their hardest to navigate through this new world, where Moogles and Yetis are just there. Who is

6.06 - King Cobra Sabin; Or, Setzer, Seltzer, and Setbacks

Nov 6th, 2019 1h 5m

How many tangents can the Chocobros go on in one episode? A lot. Gavin learns he's afraid of heights and got stuck in the sky. Jake and Zack duke it out to see who is going to be the leader of the pack, and we talk about the best flavors of sel

6.05 - It's not Imitation, It's Delicious; Or, Dungeons Did Us Dirty

Oct 24th, 2019 1h 12m

Crab Legs, Ultima Weapons, Lava Dungeons, and more get tackled this week by the Chocobros. There's a lot to go over, get on in here and we'll dive right in!

6.04 - Kefka Is Terrifying; Or, Exploiting Espers for Essences

Oct 9th, 2019 1h 9m

This weeks episode the Chocobros go to the opera, meet a suave new character, learn more about Kefka and the espers, and also see this game's Cid! Join us this week where we discuss these topics and, like always, get super side tracked about th

6.03 - Terra Just Went Super Saiyan; Or, Fantastic Feral Friend Fights For Fun

Oct 2nd, 2019 1h 5m

The plot just never slows down in this game! So many things happen, castle fortresses, Terra can fly, Kefka is terrible but is also a great villian. So much happens, and we can barely scratch the surface of it.Come on in, see what happens, han

State of the Pod Update!

Sep 27th, 2019 31m 18s

Things have been hectic and the Chocobros were down a man this week. Instead of moving forward in our journey we decided to use a tent, and tell everyone what's going on, thoughts on the podcast itself, and general things about the us and the p

6.02- PHANTOM TRAIN; Or, Muscle Man Manhandles Mobile Machine

Sep 18th, 2019 1h 6m

The party members all decide to break off from each other in order to cover ground. There's a weird octopus thing, Zack is very disappointed in his two brothers, a phantom train, and more! Come see what lies in wait in this week's episode!

6.01 - Final Fantasy VI! Where's the Magic At; Or, Magic Mechs and Magitech

Sep 11th, 2019 1h 17m

The beginning of Final Fantasy 6! The Chocobros have dove headfirst with the first three hours, which are just as story heavy as they always are. Come with us and explore what the first leg of Final Fantasy 6 has to offer!

Chasing Korben Dallas

Sep 4th, 2019 52m 7s

The Chocobros take a small break from chasing chocobos and decide to go for bigger game. Korben Dallas, a future taxi driver, ex-soldier, and grand-prize winner is in the sights of these master chasers. How will they fair against The Fifth Ele

5.13 - The Death of Exdeath; Or, Final Fantasy Five Finally Finished!

Aug 14th, 2019 1h 2m

The Chocobros have all completed their journey. We talk about the end game, look back at all the good times we've had in Final Fantasy V and talk about how awesome our fans are.

5.12 - The Famed Couch-Crasher Gogo; Or, Twintania Topples Triumphant Trio

Aug 8th, 2019 1h 4m

Two of the brothers have conquered Exdeath, while one has been stopped by the maw of doom, Twintania. Gogo has been felled, but where does he fall into our family tree? The end approaches for Final Fantasy V, but will the Chocobros all be able

5.11 - Classic Video Games Need Some Love; Or, Goose Goblins Get Got

Jul 31st, 2019 58m 30s

The Chocobros talk about oracles and how just wrong Gavin was about them. A discussion about old school video games gets sparked and they all give their two cents about it. Also, the mime is terrifying and the brothers must join forces in order

5.10 - The Spiritual Movement of Fat Chocobo; Or, Topsy Turvy Trio Tumbles Through Time

Jul 27th, 2019 1h 6m

Jake has taken gone through the rift, fought Exdeath and a hell mime as Zack is scouring the lands in order to find those pesky seals. What do maiden's kisses look like? Bring your 5 person chicken bucket and find out this week!

5.09 - These Gosh Darn Seals; Or, Trekking Through Tombs, Tundras, and Towns

Jul 17th, 2019 55m 32s

After two weeks the Chocobros are back! Zack and Jacob are looking to break those pesky seals while being tripped up traversing the land. Exdeath is blowing up the world, or maybe just taking landmarks and putting them somewhere else.

5.08 - The Chocobo Conservation Project; Or, Perplexed Princesses Painfully Part Party

Jun 26th, 2019 1h 3m

5.08 - The Chocobo Conservation Project; Or, Perplexed Princesses Painfully Part Party by Chasing Chocobos

5.07 - Dragongrass, Whisper Weed, and Echo Herbs; Or, Bad Baby Birthed By...Trees?

Jun 19th, 2019 57m 57s

Lenna keeps on poisoning herself with Dragongrass, Zack learns about the place that ExDeath was born by the wise wizard turtle. Of course it's haunted. It had to be haunted, right? Jake was very disappointed by the lakes and mountains.Squareen

5.06 - Don't Go In The Castle; Or, Mob of Moogles Makes for Model Mates

Jun 12th, 2019 1h 1m

Zack runs from everything, Jacob learns moogle, and Gavin is basically playing a different game at this point. Sandcrawlers plague us, we don't talk nearly enough about the Drink ability, and we get to meet the coolest werewolves around.Also,