EPISODE 155 - The Cloverfield series rises from the ead like Jesus on an Easter Sunday as John Goodman, Mary Elizabeth Winstead and the other bloke get cozy inside a prepper's dream/nightmare.

Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde (1920)

Mar 10th, 2024 1h 6m

EPISODE 154 - Besmirching a silent film through the sounds of three men talking about it? Damn your interference!

Willard (2003)

Feb 25th, 2024 1h 22m

EPISODE 153 - They're remaking any old horror film in the hope it works for a more modern audience? Ah, rats!

Twin Peaks: Fire Walk with Me (1992)

Feb 11th, 2024 2h 13m

EPISODE 152 - Our longest episode to date is 2+ hours of Willy fanboying. Sorry about that. And, for the love of Bob, WATCH THE TV SERIES FIRST.

Silent Hill: Revelation (2012)

Jan 28th, 2024 1h 22m

EPISODE 151 - Will Sean Bean die early or somehow stay away for most of the film? Cheque, please!

When Evil Calls (Cinemortuary cut)

Jan 25th, 2024 1h

A bonus review to celebrate We Made This's 5th anniversary as a podcast network.CineMortuary x Shipwrecked & Comatose x ChuckyVision special side quest edition! Rob joins Mark Adams & Dev Ellson look at Johannes Roberts’ truly pap 2006 effort W

Dawn of the Dead (1978)

Jan 14th, 2024 1h 18m

CineMortuary is 150. To celebrate, let's go shopping!

Krampus (2015)

Dec 22nd, 2023 1h 13m

EPISODE 149 - We picked an actual Christmas film this year, ho ho ho!

Happy Death Day 2U (2019)

Dec 10th, 2023 1h 1m

EPISODE 148 - 1000 Ways to Die, Junior Edition.

V/H/S/2 (2013)

Nov 26th, 2023 1h 29m

EPISODE 147 - M/I/X/E/D/B/A/G

Dracula 3D (2012)

Nov 12th, 2023 1h 10m

EPISODE 146 - The worst thing to happen to Dracula since 90% of the other adaptations.

Halloween II (1981)

Oct 29th, 2023 1h 9m

EPISODE 145 - The beginning of season 7 sees the lads tackle one of the OGs in sequels continuing where the original ended, except somehow everyone is 3 years older and Doctor Loomis is now a total idiot. Pass the banana skin.

Paranormal Activity: Tokyo Night (2010)

Oct 15th, 2023 1h 21m

EPISODE 144 - Sidequels are added to the CineMortuary pantheon as the Japanese do their own thing by also doing bugger all. PLUS, it's time for the 6th annual TURDIES Awards, recognising the best, worst, and best of the worst films we reviewed

28 Weeks Later (2007)

Sep 24th, 2023 1h 24m

We're the famous zombie hoard and we're off to Wembley! WEM-BER-LY! WEM-BER-LY!

Cape Fear (1991)

Sep 10th, 2023 1h 26m

EPISODE 142 - After Bart starts receiving death threats from his nemesis Sideshow Bob, the Simpsons enter the Witness Relocation Program and move to a "Cape Fear"-esque town several miles away.

Blade: Trinity (2004)

Aug 27th, 2023 1h 34m

If I had to team with that "d*ckface" owner of Wrexham I'd be annoyed too.

Vampires: Los Muertos (2002)

Aug 13th, 2023 1h 11m

EPISODE 140 - Jon Bon Jovi done gone crazy.

Ring 2 (1999)

Jul 30th, 2023 1h 6m

Naomi Watts and the creepy kid return for a second taping of the-- Wh-- What? Japanese version?!

Plan 9 (2015)

Jul 16th, 2023 1h 28m

Mystery Science Theater 3000 Will Eat Itself.

Terrifier 2 (2022)

Jun 25th, 2023 1h 16m

Hey hey! Hope you're ready for the Firefly Fun House in half-speed because BLOODY HELL TWO AND A HALF HOURS?!?!

Freddy vs. Jason (2003)

Jun 4th, 2023 1h 15m

Just one more fight about a lot of thingsAnd I will give up everythingTo be on my own againFree again, YYYEEEAAAHHHHHSnickers Cruncher presents the grandaddy of them all, CineMortuary...

2001 Maniacs (2005)

May 21st, 2023 1h 6m

The south will rise again... IN MY PANTS.

House of Wax (2005)

May 7th, 2023 1h 16m

Five years in the making, the lads finally watch the correct version of House of Wax. It's 2005 so prepare for some fun time Paris Hilton-shaped misogyny hahaha lol.

Ghost Rider: Spirit of Vengeance (2011)

Apr 23rd, 2023 1h 21m

Scooby Doo 2: Monsters Unleashed (2004)

Apr 9th, 2023 1h 29m

Willy returns and, having missed the last Scooby Doo episode, decides to do something unprecedented by picking two films from the same series in a row. RUH ROH