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Cognitive Contortions

Cognitive Contortions

A weekly Comedy podcast
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Cognitive Contortions

Cognitive Contortions

Cognitive Contortions

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Cognitive Contortions

Cognitive Contortions

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This week , the boys sit down for two and a half hours to talk about anything and everything! This week, in lieu of a Thanksgiving special, the fellas have an open, candid discussion; about what are usually very awkward and infuriating topics.
This week for our 2020 Halloween special, the boys talk about Witches. The legends and history of the inquisitions, the witches of antiquity, and the possible real reason the church hunted them for almost 300 years. Lots of irreverent laughs, s
This week the boys discuss Psychedelics, life on or around Venus, and space in general. Tyler talks about a trip to a museum, Joey P. gives his best advice, and Ty just has an overall educational evening. We also have a brief and slightly flipp
This week the boys discuss the addictive tendencies of social media and the way it manipulates our thoughts and beliefs. We also talk state flags, Sleep Apnea, and Nic Cage divinity.
This week we dive into Bob Lazar and the recently announced UFO confirmation by the pentagon. We also talk old video games, Trump Sadlibs and reality.
This week the gang is all back together to talk current events and random thoughts! We talk about talking to our moms, pinpointing the moments that could have kept us from existence, and Trumps horrifically transparent interference with the pos
This week the boys hop back into conspiracies and remember why they took a break in the first place. Tyler try’s to talk about aliens but gets distracted by potential child trafficking. Aaron attempts to break Tys arm in an attempt to save Scot
This week the guys catch up and shoot the shit. Tyler tells a story about his car he’s been sitting on for months, Aaron explains Ty’s only fault, (telling stories too often and repeatedly), and Ty lives up to that fault by telling some stories
The Goays are back and in here! This week Fellas attempt to form their own form of government. Tyler helps establish the economic system, Aaron establishes the main form of currency, an Ty establishes our one government agency.
We’re back Neewers and Goays! After a brief break and a little revamping, Ty brings you a Nicholas Cage centric episode, Tyler loses his mind over the Solo movie, (again), and Aaron expresses his feelings about bicyclists. New format means ne
This week, despite some technical difficulties, the boys hop back into our Alien and UFO series by discussing some of the most credible abductions in recent years. Tyler gets caught misspelling words again, Aaron calls Ty out on misspelling his
This week the boys finish off their MH17 series with a bang! Tyler pitches the pilot for The Adventures of Mike Robial and Tricksy Racist! Aaron demands an answer to why and how pickles have no calories, and Ty tells a good old fashioned story
This week the boys start a two part series on the Malaysian Airlines flight MH17 from our previous Grab Bag episode! Tyler explains what a Bukkake missile system is and how it works, Aaron admits that he thinks Harris Teeter is a craft store, a
This week while the boys adjust to the new Coronavirus schedule, we bring you a Best of the 2020s compilation episode! Sit back and enjoy some of our favorite bits from episodes 20-29 while we prepare for our next topic: The MH17 flight shoot d
This week the boys are back and the prodigal host has returned, Scott’s in the house! The boys talk about books, eat pizza, and cover a variety of random grab bag conspiracy topics. Tyler desperately and futilely attempts to host a podcast, Sco
This week the boys return to finish up the Betty and Barney Ruble abduction! From a time before Coronavirus was a household pain in the dick, Tyler tells us how Bill Clinton first noticed Hillary Clinton, Aaron confesses that die to social anxi
This week, the boys get waaaaaay off the rails in a super chill, Corona adjacent episode. Tyler tried to give us some useful information about the current situation, but it will probably be out of date by the time this comes out, Joe phones in
This week the boys go over the hypnosis sessions of Barney and Betty Hill, but not until they go on a twenty minute rant about the scam that is medical insurance. Tyler gives the dictionary definition of the word, “incredulity”, Aaron asks, “Wh
On this weeks episode the boys start a dive into UFO abductions. Tyler explains that if it weren’t for Mike Robial we wouldn’t be able to talk to each other, Aaron realizes humans are basically the dumbest thing in the planet because of how obs
On this episode of the podcast the boys finish up their initial discussion on, T-Rex hands, "Reasons to believe Aliens are real", (they are). Tyler questions if there is a way to do a balls lobotomy, Aaron encourages that everyone look up what
This week the boys start digging into what will be our longest running and most stretched out topic: Aliens and UFOs. Tyler gives a delightful, though bordering on problematic, dramatized performance of an interview, Aaron has a panic attack af
It’s another grab bag episode Neewers! This week the boys pick our next deep dive topic. Tyler explains why more and more people believe vegan is good, Aaron explains the rules of “corking” during a regulation baseball game, and Ty gives us his
On this episode the boys finish of their discussion on fluoride. Tyler explains that being paid insane amounts of money to shake your ass on TV when you’re forty-three actually IS very empowering, Aaron walks everyone through his hygienic habit
This week, (a whole seven calendar days later) three of the boys dive into water fluoridation! Tyler explains about the feminine wiles, Aaron explains he's basically fine with the practice, regardless if he or someone else dies, and Ty brings
On this episode of the Podcast, the boys do a random grab bag episode! We reminisce on some of our favorite bits of 2019,, and we talk briefly about False History theory, RFID Chips, 12th planet and space agency cover up theories, and mysteriou
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