It's the week before WWDC 2018 and Jerry is trying to make a living in the ultra-expensive land of Hawaii. That leaves Ben and Patrice to do the lamentable job of going over terrible articles.

The Volcanic Fires of Bullshit

Jun 3rd, 2018 56m 24s

On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice talk about crappy articles while Jerry lives out the movie Vulcano in Hawaii. The airport router says his final goodbye and nobody cares, neither do we about the long fabled macPad

Easter Fools Day

May 29th, 2018 38m 22s

On this episode of Deconstruct, Ben did the best disclaimer he’s ever done and forgot to record it! It’s a very special episode since its Easter Fools Day. Yes its both Easter and April Fool’s Day. Ben and Patrice are here while Jerry, is so

Welcome to 2047 Where We Still Can’t Find Jerry

May 21st, 2018 36m 46s

On Episode 75, Jerry is still missing. Years later. On the bright side, Ben and Patrice are more than happy to do an episode without him.

Not Again Jerry! Not Again!'

Apr 6th, 2018 31m 4s

On Episode 74, Jerry “misplaced” his local audio so we had to go to the backup audio. On the bright side, we didn’t loose an episode…. Yes, that means Jerry is actually here joining Ben and Patrice. And, oh boy, do we get our German heritage o

The Conspiracy of the iPhone X Jingle

Dec 4th, 2017 39m 10s

With Jerry “Working”, Ben and Patrice tackle all the crap that’s out there. Mashable calls Face ID a privacy disaster and the Verge claims there’s a conspiracy to keep your devices hard to repair

is Anyone Actually Doing Research Anymore?

Oct 16th, 2017 43m 12s

On this Deconstruct, Ben, Patrice, and yes even Jerry take on the announcement of the upcoming female 13th Doctor on Doctor Who and vacuums of doom while Ben has no idea what day it is while Patrice’s BMW is holding him hostage. Oh yeah, there

Apple is Never Good Enough and Neither are the Article

Sep 24th, 2017 37m 48s

On today’s episode, Ben botches the disclaimer to a comical level. Patrice joins him while Jerry takes care of his Pet so he’s not here.

Big Brother Meets War Games and the Ghost of Steve Jobs

Sep 23rd, 2017 43m 33s

Ben and Patrice are flying solo (or tandem) because Jerry got a new pet. Meanwhile Steve Jobs' ghost is resurrected and Apple is late to the party. At least according to some articles.

Technical Issues in Our Favor

Sep 8th, 2017 44m 31s

On Deconstruct 69: Things are going wrong and it actually helps out Patrice and Ben. In other news, Apple Insider caters to gamers and Siri is dying. Fun times for the two hosts.

Terrible Articles Presented by Tea

Aug 2nd, 2017 24m 11s

On Deconstruct 68, Jerry and Patrice are here to take names and drink tea. Ben was rolling his eyes in the background the whole time.

Give us Mistresses, Breakfast, and Contradictory “Facts”

Jul 16th, 2017 49m 44s

On Deconstruct 67, Jerry ditched us for “work breakfast” so Ben and Patrice take on the worst stories in tech. Ben predicted we would edit this July and his insights into our laziness were spot on.

The Stupidbowl 2.0

Apr 30th, 2017 24m 11s

The whole panel is here this week and unlike last year, we’re not drunk.

The Alternative Facts of Technology

Apr 14th, 2017 30m 17s

For episode 65 we are at full strength for Deconstruct. And boy are we pumped to forget about this political shit going on. So we tackle yet another Apple naysayer

: Tales as Fun as a Dentist Visit

Feb 28th, 2017 27m 23s

On the latest episode of Deconstruct, Ben and Patrice hold down the ship. Oh yeah, Jerry is surprisingly here too. They ponder what companies Apple should buy... all zero of them!

: We’re Deconstruct Biotch!

Feb 5th, 2017 48m 4s

Ben, Jerry, and Patrice had something special for World Kindness Day… no we didn’t celebrate. Too much bullshit out there.

: Forbes Please Hire A New Website Developer

Jan 8th, 2017 50m 21s

Jerry is moving to a nicer street corner, so its just Ben and Patrice this week. And boy do they have a lineup for you… One idiot wants to keep his Galaxy Note 7 while another doesn’t even get the listicle format right.

: No Means No for Crappy Articles

Dec 18th, 2016 22m 6s

Patrice, Jerry, and Ben are back and ready for more punishment. They are hit by BS Outsider with an IT tool called Spiceworks and Google's data collection policies. And somehow they survive!

: Early Rumors from the Church of Apple

Dec 1st, 2016 33m 7s

Ben and Patrice were having a great day, and so was Jerry. So good that he’s not here. So the guys take on the truly awful radiation all by themselves!

: The Radiation in Our Heads

Nov 15th, 2016 25m 58s

Ben and Patrice were having a great day, and so was Jerry. So good that he’s not here. So the guys take on the truly awful radiation all by themselves!

: Halloween Edition 2019

Nov 1st, 2016 56m 20s

Jerry is servicing a client for $100/ hr so its Just Patrice and Ben. And a long ass show full of bullshit stories it is!

: Let’s Make the Mac Great Again With Unicorn Tears

Oct 25th, 2016 36m 10s

Somehow the entire gang of Patrice, Ben, and Jerry is here! And they complain about their day jobs getting in the way of the fun stuff...

: We’re Running Out of Stupid Juice

Oct 19th, 2016 36m 20s

Ben is working, so its the Patrice and Jerry Show. And it's weird!!!

…or is it 54? The Patrice and Jerry Show

Oct 2nd, 2016 50m 52s

On this very stylish episode of Deconstruct Ben, Jerry and Patrice channel their inner fashion geeks to discuss the latest tech news from a fashion magazine.