In this episode we discuss Kayla way too much for how long she's onscreen, Danielle entering her Bimbo era, and the epic race for President of the Homeowner's Association of the Wisteria Lane of America. This is definitely an eppie to show your

4.04 If There's Anything I Can't Stand

Nov 13th, 2022 54m 30s

In this episode we discuss the arrival of The Wisteria Gays, Katherine's elder abuse, and the beautiful pygmy nuthatch.

4.03 The Game

Sep 10th, 2022 1h 11m

In this episode we discuss Danielle's newest pregnancy hobby, who we think Gaby looks like, and ask the burning question: "Has F-licity H-ffman ever smoked 🥬?"

4.02 Smiles Of A Summer Night

Sep 4th, 2022 59m 57s

In this episode we discuss the great new energy Katherine brings to the lane, the "Tinafication" of Edie Britt, and ponder if we all share the same k!nk.

4.01 Now You Know

Aug 13th, 2022 1h 2m

In this episode we welcome a new (hot) housewife, discuss our Season 4 mystery, and check in on the current status of lime flavored soft drinks on Wisteria Lane.

Season Three Wrap Up

Aug 7th, 2022 31m 34s

It's Season 3 wrap up time and McKenzie gives us the broad strokes on everything that happened, Ned has Season 4 predictions, and does NOT talk about Glee.

Marcia Crossover: Boy Meets World (w/ Carly Strait!)

Jul 30th, 2022 27m

In this episode we continue to prolong Season 3 (aka McKenzie is out of town) as Ned sits down with famous podcaster, Carly Strait to discuss Rhiannon Lawrence in our very first Marcia Crossover. Nothing has been fact checked.

3.23 Getting Married Today

Jul 25th, 2022 56m 14s

In this SEASON 3 FINALE EPISODE we discuss Weddings, Bree's return, and Ned still won't shut up about Glee.

3.22 What Would We Do Without You?

Jul 16th, 2022 57m 49s

In this episode we discuss Edie's red flags, missing Bree, and the most lesbian moment of the whole season.

3.21 Into The Woods

Jul 8th, 2022 56m 20s

In this episode we discuss: Chicken Little.

3.20 Gossip

Apr 22nd, 2022 54m 12s

In this episode we discuss the return of our <3 QUEEN JULIE <3, quite possibly our cleanest sweep for LOTE, and WAP.

3.19 God, That's Good

Apr 15th, 2022 51m 54s

In this episode we discuss new love triangles emerging, getting HWORNY in the elevator, and our new petition to FREE MCCLUSKEY!

3.18 Liaisons

Apr 8th, 2022 55m 25s

In this episode we discuss our worst food service stories, the nuanced similarities between Desperate Housewives and Glee, and 'bipples'.

In Memoriam #6

Mar 4th, 2022 16m 48s

THIS EPISODE CONTAINS SPOILERS FOR DESPERATE HOUSEWIVES EPISODE 3.15! Continue at your own risk!

3.17 Dress Big

Feb 25th, 2022 52m 32s

In this episode we discuss prenups, an Interesting romantic confession, and meet the most British people alive.

3.16 My Husband the Pig

Feb 11th, 2022 1h 2m

In this episode we discuss keeping romance alive, men being pigs, and THE RETURN OF REX VAN DE KAMP?!

3.15 The Little Things You Do Together

Feb 6th, 2022 53m 49s

In this episode we discuss being confused for 50 minutes???

3.14 I Remember That

Jan 22nd, 2022 59m 26s

In this episode we discuss the many truths of Orson Hodge, convenient plot devices, and returning to our all time favorite bit of the podcast.

3.13 Come Play Wiz Me

Jan 14th, 2022 55m 43s

In this episode we discuss 2000s reality television, the start of "Primo Breemo"*, and (once again) Wikifeet.*Primo Breemo is not actually said in this episode

3.12 Not While I'm Around

Dec 31st, 2021 54m 59s

In this episode where we are delirious and tired we discuss Gameboy SPs, he/they kings, and VHS birth control.

3.11 No Fits, No Fights, No Feuds

Dec 3rd, 2021 1h 1m

In this episode we discuss Glee covers, Gone Girling, and moist cake.

3.10 The Miracle Song

Nov 11th, 2021 56m 33s

In this episode we discuss finger foods and girl talk... 😏

3.09 Beautiful Girls

Nov 5th, 2021 54m

In this episode we discuss 'soaking'.Content Warnings: CSA/Pedophilia mention 7:35-10:07, 25:50-26:28 & 34:49-39:20, Eating Disorder mention 32:22-33:02

3.08 Children and Art

Oct 27th, 2021 1h 4m

Surprise bitch. I bet you thought you'd seen the last of us (2). WE'RE BACK!!! In this episode we discuss an unceremonious character farewell, multi-level marketing schemes, and Evil Mommi.