This week, we celebrate our magical 50th episode by discussing Magic Camp!Join us and comedian Scott Rogowsky as we discuss the economics of being a magician, if the lead character's father was killed on 9/11, and why Sam hates Adam Devine so m

Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure | # 49

Apr 8th, 2021 1h 14m

We've had it too good for too long; it's time to talk about a movie that actually, properly, sucks shit: Sharpay's Fabulous Adventure.Join us as we discuss how terribly this movie misunderstands Sharpay, if dogs are the same as people, and if S

High School Musical 3: Senior Year (feat. The Old Kids Movies) | #48

Mar 23rd, 2021 1h 40m

This week, we move from television onto the SILVER SCREEN, as we discuss High School Musical 3: Senior Year!Join us and Travis and AJ of The Old Kids podcast as we discuss if this movie can save your grandmother from her crippling alcoholism (s

High School Musical 2 (feat. Alice Dettmer) | #47

Mar 9th, 2021 1h 18m

This week, we finish up junior year and move on to SUMMER VACATION as we talk about High School Musical 2!Join us and Alice Dettmer as we discuss if High School Musical 2 is anti-capitalist, if it's gay, and if it's possibly the best directed m

High School Musical (feat. The Queer Quadrant) | #46

Feb 25th, 2021 1h 36m

This week marks the start of our first ever MINI-SERIES. We are going to be watching every single High School Musical movie, starting with this one, High School Musical!Join us and The Queer Quadrant as we discuss Kenny Ortega as an auteur dire

Jack (feat. Maggie O'Neil) | #45

Feb 15th, 2021 1h 14m

This week we're joined by long time friend of the show Maggie O'Neil to talk about quite possibly the worst movie we have ever seen, Jack!Join us as we discuss why SO MANY PEOPLE WANT TO FUCK JACK.Thank you to Solomon Swerling for developing ou

Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience (feat. Summer Farah) | #44

Feb 10th, 2021 1h 22m

This week we're joined by the incredible Summer Farah to discuss Jonas Brothers: The 3D Concert Experience!Join us as we discuss the Disney Channel Real Person Fiction fandom, Disney's troubling relationship with their talent, and the career (a

The Cat from Outer Space (feat. Film Critic and Producer Scott Weinberg) | #43

Feb 1st, 2021 1h 23m

This week we're joined by film critic, producer, and podcaster Scott Weinberg to discuss The Cat from Outer Space!Join us as we discuss if cats make good actors, the filmography of Norman Tokar, and this film's similarities to Uncut Gems.Thank

First Kid | #42

Jan 19th, 2021 1h 15m

This week, we celebrate Joe Biden's inauguration by talking about a political movie, First Kid!Join us as we discuss the star of the film Brock Pierce, who mounted an unsuccessful 3rd party presidential campaign in 2020 despite being one of the

Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day | #41

Jan 11th, 2021 50m 2s

Sam made a midnight birthday wish to make Arden watch a Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Movie, which is why we're covering Alexander and the Terrible, Horrible, No Good, Very Bad Day!Join us as we discuss... uh... mostly Wonder Woman 1984

The Shaggy DA (feat. Rhiannon from '5-4') | #40

Jan 4th, 2021 1h 7m

This week we're joined by special guest Rhiannon from the podcast '5-4' to discuss the legal comedy (?) The Shaggy DA!Join us as we discuss dog physics, Tim Allen's coke habit, and the possibility of a Disney Dog Extended UniverseThank you to S

Camp Nowhere | #39

Dec 28th, 2020 46m 18s

This week, we take a trip where there's no parents allowed as we talk about Camp Nowhere!Join us as we discuss the film's structural problems, if it secretly hates capitalism, and whether or not Christopher Lloyd can get it.Thank you to Solomon

Full-Court Miracle (feat. Miranda Fayne) | #38

Dec 21st, 2020 1h 14m

This week we're joined by special guest Miranda Fayne to discuss the only Hanukkah movie on Disney+, Full-Court Miracle!Join us as we discuss Degrassi, the story of Hanukkah, and the time Arden almost had an orgy with the guy from Criminal Mind

🚨Disney Investor Day EMERGENCY MINI EPISODE🚨

Dec 14th, 2020 39m 42s

This week, we throw away our usual format, and instead comment on a monumental announcement from Disney.Join us as we discuss Arden's excitement for the Chip and Dale movie, and Sam's existential dread about the death of cinema.Thank you to Sol

The Fault in Our Stars | #37

Dec 1st, 2020 49m 53s

This week, we make sure that we Don't Forget To Be Awesome as we talk about the 2014 YA film, The Fault in Our Stars!Join us as we discuss our hatred for Ansel Elgort, our love of John Green, and (most importantly), LAURA DERN.Thank you to Solo

Sky High (feat. Sean Deringer and Cole Randall) | #36

Nov 16th, 2020 1h 17m

This week, we are joined by special guests Sean Deringer and Cole Randall to talk about quite possibly the best superhero movie of the last 20 years, Sky High!Join us as we discuss the incredible VFX, the incredible cast, and the incredible sto

The Haunted Mansion | #35

Nov 3rd, 2020 41m 13s

This week, we conclude our brief run of "Halloween Disney movies that are secretly pretty good" with The Haunted Mansion!Join us as we discuss Eddie Murphy, Guillermo del Toro, and professional poker player Phil Laak!Thank you to Solomon Swerli

Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire | #34

Oct 22nd, 2020 53m 4s

This week, we talk about Mom's Got a Date with a Vampire, a DCOM that sort of ... rules?Join us as we discuss rockabilly music, Ingmar Bergman, and of course, HALLOWEEEEEEEEN!Thank you to Solomon Swerling for developing our podcast art, and to

Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2 | #33

Oct 5th, 2020 1h 36m

We could not be more excited to talk about Z-O-M-B-I-E-S 2, the sequel to one of the most bonkers movies we've ever reviewed.Join us for quite possibly our most manic episode ever, as we discuss body pillows, werewolf logic, and (of course) rac

Almost Angels | #32

Sep 10th, 2020 42m 56s

This week, we talked about Almost Angels, a pseudo-documentary about the Vienna boys choir. Sound boring? It is!!Join us as we discuss castration, Nazi cinema, and are joined by a new friend on the podcast, Sam from the Future!Thank you to Solo

The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning (feat. Matthew Truesdale) | #31

Aug 31st, 2020 52m 6s

This week we're joined by special guest Matthew Truesdale to discuss the straight-to-DVD prequel nobody asked for, The Little Mermaid: Ariel's Beginning!Join us as we discuss the magic of straight-to-DVD Disney sequels, if this film was affecte

Valiant | #30

Aug 17th, 2020 31m 34s

Neither of us had anything to say about Valiant, so for this episode we both got incredibly high and just hung out.Join us as we discuss ... uhhhh ... I don't remember what we talked about.Thank you to Solomon Swerling for developing our podcas

Hamilton (feat. Shari Gaynes) | #29

Aug 6th, 2020 30m 25s

This week, we're publishing our thoughts on Hamilton from the Stargirl episode as its own episode. And we're doing it 3 days late. Why? Because nobody is going to tell us not to.Join us as we discuss Hamilton, Hamilton, and Hamilton.Thank you t

Stargirl (feat. Shari Gaynes) | #28

Jul 27th, 2020 1h 3m

This week we're joined by special guest Shari Gaynes to discuss the coming-of-age-novel turned Disney film, Stargirl!Join us as we discuss the "manic pixie dream girl," our hatred of ukuleles, and if a bad film can be well directed.Thank you to

Who Framed Roger Rabbit | #27

Jul 19th, 2020 1h 3m

Whoops, we talked about an actually good movie. In fact, we talked about one of the best movies on Disney+, Who Framed Roger Rabbit!Join us as we discuss Robert Zemeckis' career, the technical achievements in Roger Rabbit, and if CGI has killed