After Batterygate brings us to the realization that Apple is the corporate equivalent of a woman in tech, we try to distract ourselves with Switch games before making an announcement about the show.

88: Porsch-UH

Dec 18th, 2017 1h 9m

With Georgia unable to work her new house and Bri's car in the shop, we look at other things that broke this week, like net neutrality and Patreon.

IncriminatingStories.com

Dec 11th, 2017 1h 2m

With more disturbing stories from Congress and Facebook opening up their platform to six year olds, we decide we'd be better off just letting Bri run all the industries.

Brianna's Bargain Basement Therapy

Dec 4th, 2017 51m 17s

Bri suffers through Justice League in the name of marital balance, Steve tries to justify paying for a Street Fighter Transformer, and Georgia copes with her new reality of his and hers VR rooms.

This Turns The Safety Features Off

Nov 27th, 2017 47m 26s

With Georgia off moving into her personal Holodeck, Bri drives Steve around town in her new car to talk about video games at high speed.

The Fog of Childhood

Nov 20th, 2017 1h 3m

Georgia finally realizes how bad the US government is thanks to Facebook's nude photo collection, Bri doesn't need any stinking lootboxes to own people in Star Wars Battlefront, and Steve discovers just how far his robot hero has fallen.

Colonial Conquest of the Mushroom Kingdom

Nov 13th, 2017 57m 53s

In a week full of things we're happy about, we take the time to settle the big questions, like how to get your dog to send Animojis, and the legitimacy of Princess Peach's claim to the throne.

Handel Liked Harpsichords

Nov 6th, 2017 57m 39s

We destress from trying (and failing) to find empathy with racist Uber riders by gushing over the cast of the live action Lion King movie.

The Rose Gold Trash Lifestyle

Oct 30th, 2017 44m 10s

In which we look to Wolfenstein to take the fight to the Nazis, and to Apple to allow us to preorder the iPhone X to save us from bad Pixel screens.

Skeletor Charisma

Oct 23rd, 2017 56m 21s

Since an AI writing Scrubs scripts is clearly ushering in the end of civilization, we decide to spend all our cash on loot boxes. (It seemed like a good plan at the time.)

From the Mouths of Cartoon Avatars

Oct 16th, 2017 1h 18m

In which we long for a buggy Google Home Mini in the Facebook office, in the hopes it would surreptitiously record the meeting that left us with VR cartoon avatars in Puerto Rico.

More Chromosomes than a Chicken

Oct 9th, 2017 1h 3m

In which we look to Star Trek's future to be our unicorn chaser after reading the expose on Breitbart and white nationalism.

A Brotastic, Technofascist Orwellian Nightmare

Oct 2nd, 2017 1h 7m

In which we figure out the best web sites to mine for cryptocurrency so we can afford the plane tickets for our dogs.

Purity Sphere

Sep 25th, 2017 1h 12m

The internet's Jessica Dennis is back to call out Bri for bailing on her Apple Watch, while Mikah and Georgia try to figure out how to hold secret grudges with one another.

Ahistorical Trash

Sep 18th, 2017 56m 31s

We're here just in time to help you decide which new Apple products to buy with the proceeds from your lawsuits against Equifax.

Platypongos

Sep 11th, 2017 55m 8s

In which R2D2 arrives at Georgia's house, with the secret plans for Disney's new streaming service. (Just don't tell her children.)

Scuba Sausage Festival

Sep 4th, 2017 1h 10m

We reject the new VR dating show because of its embarrassing lack of Borg integration, shark drones, and coconut related fatalities. (But the new Star Wars toys are pretty cool.)

Full Ferengi

Aug 28th, 2017 1h 8m

This week, we take a tour of all the horrors of the internet, where we drive an Apple designed car while wearing an internet connected shock bracelet, and decide whether we'd rather be murdered by AI robots or live in the stomach of Yoshi.

A Well Armed Marriage

Aug 21st, 2017 1h 22m

Who wants to discuss American Nazis? Not us, but we’ll do it anyway. Also, speaking of abominations - we cover pop rocks burritos.

Empathy Deprivation Chamber

Aug 14th, 2017 1h 7m

This week, Brianna shares a heartwarming story about burning a Trump guild to ashes, Georgia is displeased with Disney, and Mikah is dismayed about the Google Memo. Steve showed up, which was brave, given that the Hearthstone expansion was rele

The Whitest Mannest Thing

Aug 7th, 2017 1h 7m

In which special guest Jessica Dennis joins us to help us come to peace with Homekit and kiss our 32 bit apps goodbye before the AIs come to kill us all.

The Honorable and Venerable Colonel

Jul 31st, 2017 1h 4m

In which Bri and Steve refuse to let Mikah and Georgia off the hook until they buy Splatoon 2.

Maximum Misery

Jul 23rd, 2017 1h 11m

We fly down to Florida to stay in the Star Wars hotel, and leave anonymous reviews for our barefoot seatmate on the plane. (Disrespecting personal space is the path to the Dark Side.)

I Voted for Rodimus Prime

Jul 17th, 2017 1h 10m

What to say to your sexy therapist after witnessing a collision between a self-driving car and a kangaroo makes you spill your Pokemon McFlurry all over your KFC smartphone.