Our Patrons spoke. We listened. Thus came the "Persevering Face" emoji. May the Lord forgive us all.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/persevering-face/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan).Suppo

#125: What The Dog Doin'? (Dog Face)

Nov 30th, 2021 1h 7m

This week, we definitively find out what the dog doin' with the "Dog Face" emoji! Along the way we get Sylvi's Return of the Jedi, Garfield chat, creepypasta Funko Pops, and "Dote Up A Cat," for some ungodly reason. We praise a tail so you don'

#124: Cephalopod Thigh Highs (Squid)

Sep 27th, 2021 56m 44s

From a sour bottle baby squid with eyes the size of baby squids.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/squid/Find us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Morgan).Support us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#123: Faces of Evil (Emoji 14.0 Prototypes)

Aug 31st, 2021 1h 10m

It's the most wonderful time of the year! That's right - time to argue about holiday songs and discuss Emoji 14.0 prototypes! Nasty faces, random objects, and a cuckold troll lie in wait for our favorite annual event, but will any of these emoj

#122: Dr. Manhattan Soyface (Face Screaming in Fear)

Aug 18th, 2021 1h 17m

Ahhhh!! That's the sound we make when discussing the "Face Screaming in Fear" emoji! This Patreon Pick immediately throws the show into chaos - which of these frightful faces is straight out of an art gallery, and which one is receiving the mos

#121: Boss Fetus (T-Rex)

Aug 9th, 2021 57m 40s

Much like the dinosaurs of We're Back! A Dinosaur's Story......we're back!Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/t-rex/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan)Find us on Patreon: patreon.com/emojidrome

#120: Fencing Pride Flag (Person Fencing)

Jun 8th, 2021 1h 4m

On this week's Emojidrome, we prove we have absolutely nothing of value to contribute to Pride discourse.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/person-fencing/Follow us on Twitter: @emojidrome, @sylvibullet (Sylvia), and @cursegoat (Ryan).Fi

#119: Emojidrome Origins (Elf)

May 31st, 2021 1h 7m

This time on Emojidrome, we give the "Elf" emoji a good shot but eventually implode under the psychic weight of bad villain origin films. Stay tuned for Raytheon wolves, femboy chronologies, Roman Reigns daddy behavior, Skullet Pencilhead, and

#118: Slimer Snapchat POV (Framed Picture)

May 12th, 2021 1h 3m

Emojidrome finally becomes art with the "Framed Picture" emoji! Which of these precious paintings would we hang in our home, and which ones would age in our stead? Which of them is your screensaver, and how many of them are actually a nasty pho

#117: Scorpomania (Scorpion)

Apr 7th, 2021 1h 2m

On our new episode, we cover this week's hottest cinema sensation: Zack Snyder's Justice League. Wait, Godzilla vs. Kong? What the hell is that? Oh. Never mind then. Hope you enjoy the "Scorpion" emoji talk instead.Follow along here: https://em

#116: Nonstop Nut Nmarch (Doughnut)

Mar 28th, 2021 1h 3m

This week, we go down the rabbit hole for "Doughnut" holes. Which of these 'nuts is most delectable, and which one has some questionable toppings? Which of them is getting sold by Howie Bling, and which one has too much goop? Actually, I don't

#115: Eye of the Chug Jug (Video Game)

Mar 18th, 2021 1h 9m

Play Minecraft to cook some raw fish,Because they smell really nasty.Kill some more before you get on their plate,So you don't get to feel the pain.And then you craft and mine and dig,To gain experience points ya.And then you strike to get row

#114: Gargoyle Twink (Wind Face)

Feb 14th, 2021 1h 2m

Brrr! It's cold out there! Come inside and warm up with the "Wind Face" emoji! Which of these windy Wendys is full of cold air, and which ones are blowing smoke? How many of them are ghosts, and which ones have been turned to stone? Stay tuned

#113: Felonious Shrink (Nerd Face)

Feb 1st, 2021 59m 33s

Can you blame us for going wild when this is essentially the Minion emoji? Stay tuned for Howie in trouble, South Park shipping, our Space Jam sequel theories, Gru CBT, Homestuck-based psychic damage, and more!Follow along here: https://emojipe

#112: Small Meat Energy (Pinching Hand)

Jan 13th, 2021 1h

Welcome to 2021! We're a normal podcast for normal people in this very normal year. This week, we talk about the "Pinching Hand" emoji! Which of these fabulous fingers are truly pinching, and which ones are indicating meat of a less-than-averag

#111: Flat Fox Friday (Fox)

Dec 31st, 2020 1h 3m

The world's "most neurotypical podcast" returns with the "Fox" emoji! Which of these orange fellows is straight out of an anime, and which one makes the best fursuit? How many of these canids qualify as "smexy," and which ones have opinions on

#110: Coffin Ball Torture (Coffin)

Nov 19th, 2020 1h 5m

PlayStation 5? Xbox Series X? Forget that shit, and buy yourself a GameCrypt.Follow along here: https://emojipedia.org/coffin/iTunes: https://itunes.apple.com/us/podcast/emojidrome/id1361236704?mt=2Google Play: https://play.google.com/music/lis

#109: Dracula's Juul (Bat)

Oct 30th, 2020 1h 17m

Halloween is upon us, and so is the "Bat" emoji! Which of these flying mammals will fly away with our favorite spot, and which one needs to put some pants on? How many of these creatures of the night are true goths, and which only shop at Hot T

#108: Parody Satire (Candle)

Oct 10th, 2020 56m 1s

This week, the car dealer and Iowan housewife who portray Ryan and Sylvia break character to express satirical statements, all of which fall under First Amendment protections. Then they talk about the "Candle" emoji! Which of these waxen works

#107: Big Into Sand Castles (Castle)

Oct 1st, 2020 1h 9m

Emojidrome is back with the "Castle" emoji and some really, really bad conversation! We try to determine which of these stone shelters is cream of the crop, and which one belongs to a racist pizza baron. More importantly, Ryan says something an

#106: Ninja Turtles Valor (Pizza)

Sep 13th, 2020 1h 1m

Ready for a snack? We're here with the "Pizza" emoji, so grab a slice! Which of these palatable pies makes a savory snack, and which one is straight-up nasty? Which one is food for turtles, and how many have that #drip? Stay tuned for pop punk

#105: Big Heckin' Milkers (Cow Face)

Aug 31st, 2020 56m 22s

This week, Emojidrome welcomes cowpokes and city slickers alike with the "Cow Face" emoji! Which of these heckin' heifers shows up on your ice cream container, and which one is just a photo of a real-ass cow? Stay tuned for bridging humanity, m

#104: Fairy Guy Funny Moments (Fairy)

Aug 24th, 2020 1h 5m

Y'all seen those Robert Pattinson Batman pictures? They're good. Anyway, we talk about the "Fairy" emoji this week. Stay tuned for Neopet faerie assignments, classing things up with Shakespeare, Heaven's Gate's big hullabaloo, Spaghetti Warehou

#103: Pump City (Lotion Bottle)

Aug 16th, 2020 57m 53s

Get ready to get moisturized with the "Lotion Bottle" emoji! Which of these containers contains a nice lotion, and which one has a more "personal" product? What's smelling sweet, and what smells like a Charles Dickens novel? Stay tuned for Jay

#102: Hampsta Damps (Bear)

Aug 10th, 2020 1h 9m

We come out of hibernation for the "Bear" emoji! Which of these furry fellows is helping to prevent forest fires, and which one simply wants to picnic? Who among them is a travesty of science, and which one just really, really likes toilet pape