In the first half of this episode, the Femmes De Tale investigate the topic of product tampering through a smorgasbord of stories about people who poisoned products in attempts to disguise their true victims.Then for round 2 we encourage you

Dicks Out For The Gods (Valentine's Day Special)

1 Feb 15th, 2021 1h 44m

Pagan blood orgies and prohibition-era Mafia fights... who says romance is dead? In this Valentine's Special Jess and Maudie cover a lot of ground. D3yAvBL9Fu00jsX0Thqh

I Can't Believe It's Not Mormon (Cryptids 2 : Electric Boogaloo)

1 Jan 30th, 2021 52m 1s

In our first sequel episode, Maudie and Jess are joined by American, Jessie of Creepy Critters Podcast fame to discuss North American Cryptids. Feat: The misleadingly named "Tripodero", the too goth to function "Funeral Mountain Terrashot", an

A Neurological Inability To Do The Nutbush (Experiments)

1 Jan 22nd, 2021 1h 50m

What are you afraid of? In this ep on “experiments”, Maudie talks about the mysterious S.M who had never felt fear - that is until scientists induced it and Jess talks about a very closed community Biosphere 2 which would be very socially frigh

An Unnerving Amount Of Orange Slices (Kira's Story)

1 Jan 8th, 2021 1h 43m

2020 was a tough time for a lot of people, some more than others.The Covid-19 epidemic and resulting lockdowns have taken a toll on many people's mental health with both long-term and acute conditions being exacerbated. If you are impacted

It's Always Katherine f***ing Knight (Cannibals)

1 Jan 3rd, 2021 1h 41m

Happy New Year Fantales!In this episode, we break down the taxonomy of the Karen and talk about a famous, dangerous cannibal, Katherine Knight and not so famous, benign cannibal, Mao Sugiyama.

Such a Bruce Thing To Do (Christmas Special)

1 Dec 18th, 2020 1h 28m

- Audio is of a reasonable quality again :D -In the heaviest Christmas special you’ve ever heard, Maudie and Jess cover: disasters, family annihilators, the very real problem of Santa crime, and even a ghost story.

Did Someone Slap Your Sushi (Brain Variations and Conditions)

1 Nov 6th, 2020 1h 32m

-And now for something completely different-Have you ever wondered what our brains smell like? Apparently, Maudie has.Due to other commitments, Maudie was unable to research this week which means Jess tried a solo topic on something dive

Particularly Smelly Minks (Creepy Places)

1 Nov 1st, 2020 1h 33m

In this episode, Jess investigates supernatural and scientific possible causes for the goings-on at Overtoun bridge and Maudie gets experimental with borderline ASMR about Australia's most haunted homestead "Monte Cristo". If you know why gho

Inky Foreskins and Other Wonders of the Invisible World

1 Oct 16th, 2020 1h 20m

Special Guest speaker Molly, Witchcraft Historian takes Jess and Maudie through a journey of weird discharge, obscene kisses, Nuncels and other wonders of the witchy world.Don't forget to like or follow the Rainbow room Guyra and Femme De Tal

Never Trust a Turtleneck (Health Gurus)

1 Oct 10th, 2020 1h 45m

What are you more afraid of? Needles or carbs?In this Health Guru inspired episode- hosts, Jess and Maudie take on Pete Evans A.K.A Paleo Pete and turtle neck loving Elizabeth Holmes and by proxy, their associates "The Lizard People".

Immortal Mountain Wizards Association (Cults)

1 Sep 28th, 2020 1h 34m

In this cult themed episode, Maudie tells a tale of the Immortal Mountain Wizards and Jess recaps Unicult. Special guest appearances by vagina crystals and a Russian military helicopter. Sorry for the late upload, the episode after this one

Does He Have a Weird Dick (Identity Theft)

1 Sep 18th, 2020 1h 40m

How do you feel about weird genitals, high school, shipwrecks, and the revelation that Principal Skinner was born Armin Tamzarian?Feat : Treva Throneberry and The Tichborne Claimant.

In Parliamentary terms eff off (Arson)

1 Sep 11th, 2020 1h 22m

Maudie and Jess try to avoid government watch lists whilst discussing forbidden twiggy sticks, Deborah Green and the conspiracies of the Armidale Club Fire (which have nothing to do with Barnaby Joyce).

Aussie Cryptids are Weet-bix cryptids

1 Sep 4th, 2020 1h 12m

Now with improved sound quality (Researching and hosting still questionable)!Maudie and Jess discuss bizarre incidents in the Pilliga as well as the more bogan cousin of the Tasmanian tiger as they contemplate opening a drug rehabilitation ce

The Vegemite Tunnel (Guest Starring Daniel from theapodcalypse.com)

1 Nov 25th, 2020 1h 2m

Australia : Fact Or Fiction.It’s no secret Australia is home to some weird, bad and spooky things.In this "very special episode" Maudie and Jess are joined by an American, Daniel (of Audiomorphs, Enter the Radlands and OkCrusader fame: http

Estée Murder (Makeup Scandals)

1 Aug 28th, 2020 1h 30m

Jeffree Star? Don’t know her... In this Makeup Scandal themed Episode both Maudie and Jess go a little retro discussing Eugene of Loreal (feat: the French Nazis) and Julia Tofana’s Aqua Tofana. Feat : continuing questionable sound quality and J

The Orphans Have Left The Building (Reality Tv)

1 Aug 21st, 2020 1h 27m

Welcome to the first-ever episode of Femme De Tale - where two Australian Femmes, Jess and Maudie tell tales of the weird, the bad, and the spooky.In this episode: Maudie and Jess battle the topic of "Reality Tv" whilst fighting - first episo

Mary Poppins Bag of Horror (Poisoners)

1 Dec 4th, 2020 1h 9m

Today we're talking poison! Jess spins a tale about the madly in love (or maybe just madly horny) Arthur Kendrick Ford.Meanwhile, Maudie delves into the Romans who evidently loved poison and being as extra as all heck. Sorry ep was one of

The Florida Cracker Horse (Celtic Myths and Legends)

1 Nov 17th, 2020 1h 23m

The cursed episode of Femme De Tale that was determined not to go to air.In this episode originally slated to go live on Friday the 13th 2020 - Maudie presents on the Celtic creature "The Kelpie" and Jess presents on the not so Celtic story o

Ghost Maud Won't Haunt You (Mummies and Bog Bodies)

Apr 18th, 2021 1h 36m

The theme of Mummies and Bog bodies sends Maudie and Jess into discussions about the Persian Princess, bodily autonomy, and the Ishma ring of dead babies.

Easter Hat Parade Death March (Bad Bunnies)

1 Apr 2nd, 2021 1h 8m

Happy Easter From Jess and Maudie at Femme De Tale.In this Easter Special we’re talking about some bad bunnies! Jess covers the Orlando Easter Bunny, Antoine McDonald whilst Maudie covers the more sinister Fairfax Bunny Man which our heroes a

Steeples Up The Butt (Unusual Architecture)

1 Mar 17th, 2021 1h 26m

How does one Booby Trap a ghost? Were there ever giants in the USA? - These questions and more are raised as Maudie and Jess discuss the Winchester Mystery House and the Mud Flood conspiracy in this episode about "Unusual Architecture".2nd at

Hot Single Ghosts In Your Area (Prisons and Prisoners)

Jun 29th, 2021 1h 19m

JESS HAS INTERNET AGAIN AND WE'RE BACK.And now our feature prison-tation where Maudie tells us all about Philadelphia, Louis the rabbi and some Gentleman cousins. It's a double feature also featuring Jess's take on Killick and the Red Russian